This bear was peaking at me. Creep.

23 and me updated their algorithm and it finally defined my east Asian background as Japanese. It's only .02%, but I'll take it.

55 for the high today. Not sure how to act.

This Uber isn't fucking around. He's getting me to my hotel in record time. 😆

Made is safely, with minimum freak out. Denver, I'm in you. 🍆

Not sure why I agreed to go to this conference. Flying is on the bottom of my list of transportation options. I'd rather have a colonoscopy and be awake, than get on this plane. 😭

$103 for balcony seats to see Cannibal Corpse in San Antonio. WTF.

8 days without caffeine. My anxiety is so much better and my meds are working as intended. 🤘

County called us to say they are testing our friends puppy for rabies. So now I might have to go get rabies shots. #FFS

Watched our friends really cute puppy and let him play with our pups. He was acting strange, so our friends took him to the vet today. He has distemper. They ended up putting him down because he had neurological issues. Now we have to clean our new house and get our dogs booster shots. 😔

Not into the headless look, but I bet this thing sounds amazing.

No caffeine since Thursday and the headaches have finally gone away. Anxiety is a little high cause I have to fly to Denver on Sunday, but better than before.

Saw a bare female ass in the Ross parking lot. How was your Sunday?

Just found out that Jackson Guitars has built a Randy Rhoads bass guitar. It’s $900 and I think I need it. Might have to start a Go Fund Me. 😆

No caffeine today and my meds are working better. Plus my anxiety is at a 1 today. Guess I should listen to the doctor.

Pro tip: If an attorney ever sues you finding an attorney to take that case is pretty much impossible. They don't want to upset their own. 🖕

Working from the bed this morning, so we can snuggle before I go into the office. ♥️

Easy answer is medication or vaccines as a cause. But there's no actual real quantified data to prove it. We already know that people with ASD have vitamin deficiency issues, which could easily cause changes to the brain, but let's just guess instead of using actual science. 🙄

Today has been a turd.

Quote with your reaction if you actually got raptured.

Saw some actual karma yesterday and I'm still smiling about it. Guy at Walmart was litterally parked right next to the cart return and just pushed the cart in front of it. While he was doing that, he grabbed his last bag out. That bag broke open and spilled everything on the ground. 😆

Our painter got some walls done today. First is our bedroom wall, second is my office (still needs more paint), third is the kitchen island, and fourth is the dinning room wall. I think it all looks pretty great.

Back to square one on buying a new fridge. Bought a Samsung with the smart hub and as of yesterday, they are playing ads on the screen. Nope. Cancelling the order this morning.

@bunsovile.bsky.social the yellow devil made it to the new house today.

Racing up and down the spacious side and back yard. 😆

Just doin some splootin in the new yard.

Just saw a TikTok of a Nickelodeon Halloween event called "Nick or Treat". And yes, the commercial is quite something. How it was called that for 17 years is beyond me. 😬

My garage now looks like a swimming pool.

Nolan Ryan throws to Frank Roberts, 2014 Dell Diamond

9 year old me.

I’m at the new house and the pups are in their kennel at the rental. Got a ring alert and saw this. 😆😍

This will do. 😳🎉

Just sitting here waiting for the AT&T guy to finish my fiber install. They weren't lying about it taking 4 hours. 😬

Installed this bad ass rock in one of our little flower beds. Looks like it was struck by lightning.

It's never the ladies. 😥

BRB, I'm closing on the house. 🎉🎉🎉🎉

My manager owes me big for covering this meeting. Guy presenting wants everyone to send a Teams thumbs up after everything he says. I’m gonna lose my mind!

Thankfully we are using our friend Rachel Carter to do our loan. She's been waiting for weeks to get the title work from the builder and had to be very stern with our salesman. She's such a badass.

Can I just be done with the house drama? Salesman hasn't finished the title work and we close next Monday. Had to email the guys boss to get someone on it. #NeverAgain

Seeing the hand doctor on Friday. Kinda hope it's arthritis and not my neck again. 😬

Finally having hot pot in Austin. Wife's first time having hot pot.

So much cuteness! #FrankieDoodle

This is the laugh I needed today! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 www.tiktok.com/t/ZT679r1mL/

At a restaurant and they are showing the Cowboys game. Kill me now!

House appraisal came in. It's $975 more than we are paying, so we are good. Can't wait till the 15th!

That therapy session was a doozy. 🥺

Just heard the dumbest thing I've ever heard in a meeting. And from someone who probably makes 4 times what I make. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

City just called me to setup an interview for an open board position. I applied for this TWO years ago. Had to decline, cause we will be moving out of the city limits in two weeks. 🙄