Women's hardcore matches never miss! #AEWCollision 🤼 #WrestleSky

#AEW #WrestleSky 🤼

I have some beef with Marcus about this because the movie (Over Your Dead Body) wasn't actually horror - it's listed as a thriller/action/comedy but nowhere has it listed as horror. I'm not mad about the movie itself, but if you're going to do a HORROR mystery movie it should actually be horror!

CPA pops me every time hahahaha #ImmortalCF

God I really cannot stand Frank the Clown. Truly inexplicable how he has managed to get himself involved. Ugh. #ImmortalCF

Tombstone Jesus looks like Dollar Tree Shawn Michaels #ImmortalCF

Yeah get outta here you Jimmy Lloyd imposter!! #ImmortalCF

It's a Jimmy Lloyd v Jimmy Lloyd face off!! #ImmortalCF

25 Cent came out and I was about to say that he looked a lot like 50 Cent and then they revealed his name...perfect lol #ImmortalCF

We fell asleep last night so we're back to #ImmortalCF to hopefully finish it today lol

Monomoth!! 😍 #ImmortalCF

Invisible Man bits are just so good 🤌🤌 #ImmortalCF

HAHAHA YES #ImmortalCF

The four-way butt bite 😂😂😂 #ImmortalCF

Jesus christ Alvarez, close your fuckin legs. These seats are not spacious. #ImmortalCF

A truly incredible team name #ImmortalCF

KISSING IN THE MATCH 😍 #ImmortalCF

I hate KJ Orso's stupid Ric Flair-ass coat so much 🤢 #ImmortalCF

"what in the gimmick infringement is this?!" 😂 #ImmortalCF

Displeased with Teenage Dirtbag being cut short 😑 #ImmortalCF

🗣️ CAUSE I'M JUST A TEEEEEENAGE DIRTBAAAAG BABYYYYYYYYYYYY #ImmortalCF

Brick Savage 😍🥵 #ImmortalCF

Okay it will be super funny if Alex keeps coming out with the big people and doing the bit each time 😂 #ImmortalCF

Alex Abrahantes!! #ImmortalCF

Love to hear ADTR entrance music...pop punk forever!! #ImmortalCF

What even is this garbage company lmao 🤡💀

Finally starting #ImmortalCF and I am excited to see what wackiness awaits us this year!

Brodie doing the papers bit definitely made me a little emotional 🥹 #JJSBX

MR SOCKO!!! #JJSBX

MICK FUCKIN FOLEY LET'S GOOOOO #JJSBX

Invisible Stan!!! #JJSBX

Hahahahahahaha all the refs counting at once was incredible #JJSBX

"we don't have an unlimited supply of referees" "The ring is now covered in referees" Hahahahaha Veda is killing me #JJSBX

"Et tu, Kendra??" 😂😂😂 #JJSBX

The number of times I have said what the fuck in this match....I thought this was supposed to be Sandman vs Invisible Man? Why are there so many other guys wtf #JJSBX

...and now there are zombies for some reason? #JJSBX

Where are the ref's special glasses?? How is he supposed to see the Invisible Man?! #JJSBX

Jesus christ Sandman's entrance is ten thousand years long #JJSBX

As an AEW day one-er, it's so nice to see Jack and Marko tagging together again 🥹 #JJSBX

The trios match between the Rascalz and Oliver/Price/Mathers was so fucking good. I love the Rascalz so much. #JJSBX

The papers 🥹🥹🥹

Catching up on #JJSBX and a 450 from the second rope is crazy

"He did pound him quite a bit." -Tony Schiavone, 2026 #AEWCollision

Call me an elitist but I think the absolute bare minimum for anyone performing commentary in pro wrestling -- or events of any kind, really -- is to know who the performers are and how to pronounce their names. "I don't speak" Japanese isn't an excuse, it's just their name. Do the work.

ai is not “inevitable” so jot that down

Reminder that Kamille sucks #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

Me every single day since 2022:

It’s fucking bizarre how people are acting like something from 2022 is something they can’t live without. Like dudes, the emotional dependence on a sycophantic machine regurgitating nonsense to encourage you to stop engaging in critical thought and trust the slop is truly depressing to witness.