sponge bob big guy pants okay

big guy big guy

millennials are so addicted to posting every single thing they find funny on their instagram stories. it’s so hot

2026 is gonna be a good year i already have tickets for sudan archives, rochelle jordan, oklou, fka twigs, and rosalia :33

People will post “nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped” and then post a pic of their baby??? 🤣🤣

how many people were scared me too

you met me at a very rupaul charles time in my life

frigay

evermore is soooo scary

you’re a cowboy like me. and i’m never gonna love again.

5 years ago today, Taylor Swift released ‘evermore.’

lifechanging. monumental. historic. groundbreaking. revolutionary. awe-inspiring. legendary. momentous. powerful. creative. beautiful. glittering. healing. helpful. warm. inviting. amazing. fantastic. heartwarming. biblical. healthy. fresh. timeless. wonderful. cool. fantastic. nice. lovely. silly.

what can i do to lock you up inside my heart

wait guys my instagram keeps showing me ai videos and i don’t realize they’re ai until someone points it out in the comments ohhhhh this is so bad

sushi got me feelin fish tonight

what was that

faggot shit only yes god

hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it

my year end playlists are always every single year so lame because it’s just every song from all of my top albums

do i have to change my name will it get me far

girls can wear jeans and cut their hair short because it’s OK to be a boy, but for a boy to look like a girl is degrading, because you think that being a girl is degrading, but secretly you’d love to know what it’s like wouldn’t you? what it feels like for a girl…

boop bop

i chime in haven’t you people ever heard of closing the god damn door

please picture me in the trees i hit my peak at seven

you used to be literally obsessed with me now i’m the least sought after girl in the land

i wish gay people were real

being afaggot wassup

before i pushed send on this bleet i had to ask myself, was learning therapized language a mistake? more importantly, should i kill myslef?

i love to be annoying and wrong

im going to tell my grandkids this happened on bluesky

i waste so much fucking time on faggot ass shit whenever i travel

i like fun. i like jack antonoff, who contributed to two of my favorite albums, evermore and ttpd. shoot me. fucking shoot me in the head nail me to the cross and i will die knowing that nate and jack were my bros asf and they had me when no one else did

some nights i stay up

sometimes it’s like gay guys rule! you know?

if you have hung in your tags on grindr and are above 6’ i will be “hiiii”-ing even if you’re chopped and busted asf like idc let’s doggy down

me “hiiiiii”-ing every man above 6’ with a mustache on grindr in nola

can’t get over how me this bleet is

i bet on losing tops

we AREEE on the lookout...... for single guys

no cum november

brian going to justin's prom in queer as folk... well yes!

frigay

trade keep mentioning stranger things and im like so lily allen

no shade i don’t think i’ve ever swiped right on someone who wasn’t the tallest person in every single one of their pictures that isn’t just them. immediate left swipe if i see that..

don’t piss me off, piss me on

The Japanese commercial for 'Tamagotchi Osucchi to Mesucchi ' on the Game Boy.

Figures I'd end up in Philadelphia

but im not a bad bitch and this isnt savage

talking to a 6'6 top who lives 50 miles away in rural pa and went to bible school ummmm hubby alert 😍