jumpscare! a condom spotted in a clip on here. no thank you, please.

share your art and your nationality! Masshole pride! 🍀🧢⭐

BOOTS that's my ego BOOST

Why are the lesser evil people doing nothing to stop the evil And other questions for the liberal mind

The art of Harry Bush #gay

The art of Tom of Finland #gay

gotta start your morning with a hearty breakfast #fcf

first #FCF back in dc

Am I understanding this right that 4 million out of the 4.4m of CBS viewers are over 55? If so, lmao. This is probably the case for all news on TV tbh. Can't wait for it to get phased out!! Why we still pretend like daily corporate propaganda on the screen passes as informative is beyond me.

naming my roomba this comes with some coincidental potential for funnies

She ate w that lyric because me is indeed a name i call myself

Consent is key but staaaaahp asking me if I want to stay in your close friends like I am an adult I am not going to cry or be offended if I see your butt or pubes or alcoholic beverage like keep me there or take me out it really doesn’t matter unless you’re posting pics of dead people or animals

wait, if you're locked, and i'm plugged, who's driving the plower?

i tried watching the traitors but i cannot handle how stupid people talk on camera so i'll just accept it's not for me

noooooo i failed the Robyn tickets for dc 😪

how do you guys have those profile pics with gradient color backgrounds and a cutout of you? what's the link

it's actually a video clip but i took this screenshot of it because it's one of my favorite moments. Shatner is seen devastated by the Overview Effect (going to space and seeing earth) while Bezos indeed looks like an idiot child..

i want what they have....

vindicated in all my years of hating reddit/4chan for its anon nature

yea UpScrolled sure buddy i'll download that soon and meet you guys there sure yeah sure that's the plan yeah no, yeah

i haven't had sex in like.. 10 days is it over for me? 😪

still mad that in this one precious life I have I haven't been able to suck myself off.. just want to try it at least once omg.....

me listening to any new song: it's cute but it's no JLo ft. Pitbull "Dance Again" (2012)

i think we vastly underestimate how many old people refusing to retire would actually do just that if we just properly introduced them to Netflix.

just take him out back like ol' yeller.. bored of his existence

i wanna read something on how like, everyone's insane now. a solid book pls ty

they should invent a joanna newsom but for the club

gonna need ppl on the left (and libs also) to understand there is 0 situation in which the right *will not* have an conspirational explanation for: persuasion through logic or critical thinking or even empathy is an impossibility here. stop trying that nonsense. find new weapons.

for a few years now, my attitude on navigating social media has mostly been, "it's not you, it's me and the algorithm I'm manipulating into showing me what I want" and idk, seems like it's doing a number on folxksz these days..

hurry up and release fantastical parade in time for the snowstorm come on i want the cute campy pack out

just popping in to say slayyyter's DANCE... won song of the year! congrats to all who submitted.

wondering why I'm simply not feeling up to MAL this week.. i just wanna do the circuit parties anyway so maybe that's it. Just gotta wait until it kicks in on friday night, maybe.

for the love of god somebody recommend a Blaziken counter deck that's not Suicine (boring) for ranked play!! It doesn't even have to be that great of a deck it just has to hurt Blaziken players and break their win streaks...

no lyric can outdo "and if this is it, i had a ball, i guess that im burned out after all" for describing the 2020s.

lana del rey "the greatest" resonates more and more and more and more with each passing day. THE prescient song of the 2020s 🙂‍↕️

celebrating the death of somebody who hasn't been relevant to popular culture in like over 2-3 decades is kinda tragic in that nobody's a winner here... a cartoonist? really? people really read newspapers like that? wow

my days in january have been basically just waking up to go to the gym for 2 hours and then waiting for the next day to begin

Colt Man Steve Kelso. Perfect package. Enjoy!

My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet

where can i find work like this

every border implies the violence of its maintenance

The art of Julius #gay #gayart #cock #dick

quite interesting how it's illegal to post anything other than politics or penis on bluesky..

love when you guys post your lazy day posts because now i feel better about mine