So our stupid shitty health care prices were subsidizing the entire world? Is that what this means?

My cats turn jnto chocolate in the sun.

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The Scrumble is here. He's the most elusive of the backyard cats.

Stray taking her tentative first steps into garage life. Hoping to trap her in here soon. She has 100% never walked on carpet before.

Was the Weathertech ad for luggage racks the only actual "product" advertised during the super bowl? Like there was food and medication, but were there any other tangible THINGS advertised?

I don't know why but Trevor Noah's favorite Pokémon being Psyduck is very funny.

Would that Marshawn Lynch ad have run if they lost? Cuz that was some perfect timing.

lmaooo incredible "On a whim last week, we began looking into purchasing a Super Bowl ad for as little money as possible"

Just when I thought I'd heard the last of Gasolina... it returns.

We all saw the fellas grindin right? That may be a first for the super bowl.

Sacked that dude using his own teammate as a battering ram.

DID THEY FUCKING CENSOR GREEN DAY????

Spring is springing this February.

Prototype time! Merging Tetris and Puyo Puyo: colored tetriminos must be grouped by color like in Puyo Puyo, but groups only activate when you clear lines, Tetris-style. Would look quite cool with tiny little creatures and lots of game feel! #prototype #tetris #puyopuyo #gamedev

There's another new cat. Why are there more cats?? I'm gonna spend the next year trapping all these guys. /sob

This weekends omelette might be the best one we've made so far. The horrors persist but food is still good.

All this talk of some TPUSA halftime show and I've spent the past week thinking this was about The Puppy Bowl and not some right wing grifter podcast thing. Things are so bad the idea of Kid Rock playing at the puppy bowl didn't even phase me.

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

Thank goodness it's Friday am i right?

Playing Cuphead for the first time and damn if the default control scheme on PS5 isn't the most ass set of controls I've ever seen. I've reprogrammed every button except jump...

Hilariously true line in No Is Not Enough by Naomi Klein: "Trump's relationship to gold is the inverse of Superman's relationship to Kryptonite: Trump crumples when he is more than three feet away from something big and shiny."

There's 5 or 6 stray cats that come to my backyard I've been planning to TNR and today THREE little kittens showed up. Where are they coming from?? Someone turn off the cat factory 😭

dig if you will this picture

This is a mood.

Popped in to see what the news is and I am apparently not online enough to know wtf anyone is talking about or who any of these people are. So I'm just gonna go back to ripping and tearing.

My favorite part of Doom is when there's an interact prompt to "Use" something, so you click use and Doomguy just fucking punches it.

Why are there so many mosquitos in January?! It's like 35 degrees out. Freeze you horrible little fuckers!

just choked on my beverage

if they don’t grease the poles they’re gonna have dudes built like linebackers dropping the peoples elbow from 10 feet up while shouting go birds

Aw yiss. Sports!!

Snow game snow game snow game!!!

I don't like either team playing football today. Can they both lose and some X league show up instead?

Wound down tonight by standing in front of the sliding door, eating Americone Dream straight from the container while watching a skunk toddle around the backyard trying to get the cat food that's up on a table.

I called my house rep yesterday and was so shocked I got a real person I just stammered "ICE sucks" and the guy laughed and said he'd pass along my message. I hope he relayed it with the same nervous tone as a teenager asking someone to prom.

Don't really care if it's entirely accurate, I'm enjoying the mental image of Al Gore whipping Swiss dinner rolls at Howard Lutnik and telling him to shut the fuck up

I was hoping I'd wake up to good news for a change. 😞

On every other topic: don't spread misinformation, check your sources, be responsible When one (1) weird thing happens:

I was gonna go to bed but uh... maybe gonna see where this goes.

I'm gonna get a lot of use out of this one.

Still ripping and tearing thru Doom the Dark ages and well, should have seen this coming. The mission was to restart the "heart of the forge" which I foolishly assumed would be a fire. No no, it's a 10-story tall actual heart because of course it is. This one is on me.

If you have ever had a post go viral YOU DO NOT WANT THIS. And if you've never had a post go viral let me tell you: YOU DO NOT WANT THIS.

Guess I'm not getting up to get a snack anymore.

Eating the AI art in protest is ironically more Art than whatever the fuck the ai guy was doing

Weirdly fitting...

the pope's blessings are not eternal

The tables rest easy in Buffalo tonight.

Every Bills game is a non-stop extravaganza of: wtf.