I saw Goody Proctor with her straight boyfriend at pride

Receptionist at the dentist is losing her shit at an AI phone tree while she tries to confirm a patient's insurance status. So literally everyone hates this shit it's not just normal consumers.

I stayed strong during the message from Eris but I straight up broke down crying during this one. How far we've all come together.

Why is 30 the max amount of notifications? Feels like it should be 99 or something.

I just found out this insane collab exists?? This fucking rocks. youtu.be/3rS83uI0Wak?...

So is there actually a trailer for the new God of War? Everything I see on YouTube is 23+ minutes long??

So this isn't Lara Croft. This is ADA Connie Rubirosa from Law & Order.

My husband is in a work meeting attempting to explain who Tom Bombidill is. It sounds like whoever he's talking to thinks they're being punk'd, which is the appropriate reaction to finding out Tom Bombidill exists.

A hawk just obliterated a mourning dove on my roof and feathers have been gently falling for a few minutes now like I'm in a Kurasawa movie.

I know I'm like 4 years late to the party but Vampire Survivors is a fantastic game to veg out to and go "wheeeee scythes everywhere!!" Very calming.

Oh shit, it works.

Man this week has sucked. The guy from Sleep Token has the right idea - retreat from society to wear weird robes and a mask, then create a random deity to worship so you can sit around in a chair and summon spiders all day.

The California governor's race is a shit show and COYOTE's very own @soleilho.com is here to help you understand it via DnD www.coyotemedia.org/california-g...

Multiple colors on one morning glory bush. Or there's like 20 different plants in here and it's impossible to tell.

“Why doesn’t Batman just fund Gotham welfare programs instead of beating up the poor” Because Gotham has • corpse of an elder god • living elder god • Is built onto a cursed Native burial ground • portal to hell that’s a little open • portal to the afterlife that’s a little open • over 100 gangs

In n Out is fine. Its honestly popular because they haven't raised their prices in 10 years. It's not bad or anything, but their menu shouldn't be a secret. That's very weird.

Woof. Lots of people waiting for the new 007 through the library. At least they're getting 6 copies.

Soul Reaver 3

so like lemme weigh in on this as someone who is more financially comfortable than many in my generational cohort: everything I have gained seems precarious and temporary because I know the people with real money will take it all from me the second they get an opportunity and no one will protect me.

Is it standard practice to immediately kill the new rare creature to study it? What if it was the last one or something?

Started playing Season and 1. This game is going to make me cry I can feel it 2. I love her saucy little walk down stairways

Me Sowing (At the plant nursery picking out all the fun plants): Ahaha fuck yes!! This is awesome! Me Reaping (having to actually plant all these things when it's 90 degrees out): Well this fucking sucks. Wtf.

What in the actual what.

At the end boss of Shadow Labyrinth and of course it's a billion times harder than the whole game has been. One interesting thing it did is I turned on "easy mode" because this boss sucks - and it changed the color of my character. So streamers would know they're on little bitch mode with me.

Dart about the set the NFL record for Man Most Sacked By Own Team During Practice

On top of everything else here I don’t think I’d want Abdul Carter mad at me

Is the new movie still going to have Betty Boop dating a dog? Are they gonna make Bimbo a sexy animated dog like Paula Abdul and MC Skat Cat?

At least the stars will remember the shape I gave them.

Holy shit. I kinda thought it would go on forever. Eyes up guardians.

As someone who both works for Embracer and is from the town next to where Papa Roach started - this feels laser targeted and I am delighted.

Arrested Development ass administration.

An intruder in the back yard! (Tactical tabby cat.) Doom is keeping watch. (Black cat)

*chef's kiss*

The worst part of working in video games is every discord for any subject has a video game channel & inevitably someone in there will say the dumbest, most wrong shit you've ever heard in your life & you can't even correct it because the minute you mention what you do people become fucking weirdos.

People keep telling me how good the Taco Bell dirty Mountain Dew is and I feel like I'm being Punked. It's Mountain Dew with vanilla milk creamer in it. That sounds like the most vile combination alive. Everyone insists it's great and I have never questioned reality more.

I have no opinions on Carvana as a business, but if they somehow manage to destroy car dealerships, they will have done more good for this country than most institutions could ever dream of.

Oh shit there's a new Evanescence album??? Fuck yes.

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Is there a pizza holiday coming up I don't know about? The store was totally sold out of shredded mozzarella.

We're having a windstorm with upto 50 mph gusts but it's also over 80 degrees out and now I can finally experience what it's like to be a rotisserie chicken.

How have more people beaten Chapter 11 of Legacy of Kain Defiance than have completed level 10?

Watership Down, A Wrinkle in Time, Piranesi

Yikes!

This is what happens when there's historically low trust in the Presidents of the United States of America

Is there anything more annoying than finding a band with one amazing great song and everything else they've ever made you don't really like? Like one absolute baller song and then some other stuff for 5 albums.

Gloom loves his concrete. Screaming at us to go outside just so he can sleep on cement instead of the 30 nice soft fluffy things inside.

Checking out bands that are going to be at Aftershock festival and man, there are some absolute dogshit bands out there with a die hard fanbase. Proof that you should just go for it because there's someone out there that is dying for whatever you make.

Nice 90 degree day to lay in the dirt.

The ones you buy in the store don't taste the same! I swear they're made in a different factory.

Absolutely savage.