come watch me make bad art on stream in 15 minutes

LIVE NOW!!!! Imqossible made some terrible food I'm going to eat and then I'm gonna take a look at the ROMESTEAD Demo because we love the Roman Empire, don't we folks? twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #romestead

oh this is good stream. this is POWERFUL stream. intense blue collar radiating out of them

there's the homie left side second from bottom

Round the Block

Charlie Brown may not have had hoes but this creature had many

these movies are shockingly lit. they are bad, but, with their whole chest

you gotta play everything is crab. you GOTTA play everything is crab. every person that plays everything is crab on my word and loves it is such a massive hit of serotonin for me because of the serotonin blast i know they're getting. look at these GUYS #EverythingIsCrab

you gotta play everything is crab. you GOTTA play everything is crab. every person that plays everything is crab on my word and loves it is such a massive hit of serotonin for me because of the serotonin blast i know they're getting. look at these GUYS #EverythingIsCrab

Kind of a low-key week since I need to catch up on a few things home-wise and fix my sleep pattern and work on these Next Fest VODs. Terranigma starts next week! We will almost certainly finish Demon Purge this Thursday! We WILL finish Shadowgate 2. Never again will it darken my door.

kicking today's stream since i got some stuff i gotta take care of and catch up on on my end. however, here's jean luc picard at his best

Worth a repost #Bettelful

Last weekend I played 25 demos in 4 days and now I'm going to give my Expert Gamer thoughts. Full thread. Remember that I'm very good at games and VERY smart and wise. For example, I turned around and got pictures for all the posts after initially posting this, in my wisdom.

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

I know there's throwing good money after bad but this is just making sure you don't make a dime and it's 100% losses AND you scare off other creatives from jumping ship to work with you.

LIVE NOW!!!! Pretty sure we can finish Robotrek today! I don't think these robots can get any bigger and thicker and more robust and shiny and powerful and impressive. twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #quintet #robotrek

LIVE NOW!!!! Back to normal operation with Robotrek! Time will tell if it's a 'I am my dad' situation. God I'm funny twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #quintet #robotrek

I miss Nettie... Character from Worshippers of the Gain by @cottage-games.itch.io (and me, I'm the elusive game artist)

Didn't end up having enough extra time to do more demos during Next Fest, but the Demo Showcase carries on as normal! This week we're looking at Blades, Bows, & Magic, Spellsy, and Bombun! We also have an extra stream: a YAPYAP collab with the Little Guys! twitch.tv/folkezaubearer

NEXT FEST NOW!!!! Next Fest Day 4! The final six games and this time it's all Patware's Picks. We're going to start off with Everything is Crab, wherein everything is crab. twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #nextfest #steamnextfest

Live! With World of Warcraft Midnight, two more levels to max!

y'all GOTTA check out Froggy Hates Snow i'm so serious right now

NEXT FEST NOW!!!! Next Fest Day 3! Four days, six games each! Today we're starting with Denshattack AKA Train Tret Tradioooooo! twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #nextfest #steamnextfest

Gonna be starting today a bit later, more like 2:30, maybe even 3! There are Things that must be Done

The Tamashii Nations Instagram reposted this and I felt you all needed to see it

that's right... The Cleft of Dimensions specifically!! probably the best MUD that currently exists, The Cleft of Dimensions has a unique Mudlet package with sound effects and graphical ASCII maps; If you already have a MUD client, you can also play by connecting to cleftofdimensions.net on port 4354

NEXT FEST NOW!!!! Next Fest Day 2! Four days, six games each! Today we're starting with *checks notes* MÖRK BORG Heresy Supreme? ? ? Qos is in some real mysterious mines. twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #nextfest #steamnextfest

Two hours until Day 2 of Next Fest Demo Nightmare Hell (Nightmare Hell used as warmly and positively as possible) #nextfest #steamnextfest

congratulations Holden Bloodfest you got it again

One down, three to go! I'm going to forgo my usual review roundup for when everything is done so I can sit and chew on some of them more. Thanks for coming out and see you tomorrow! Which is also to say Obey the Insect God is the dankest thing I have literally ever played

NEXT FEST NOW!!!! Next Fest Day 1! Four days, six games each! Today we're starting with Vampire Crawlers, because obviously I would have to. twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #nextfest

Two hours until the Next Fest BONANZA begins!! i'm very hungry...

Remember: Tomorrow the STEAM NEXT FEST stream barrage starts at 2 PM EST / 11 AM PST! These go long, and, FOUR OF EM ? ? ?

LIVE NOW!! We've killed Rey Dau, so I'm not a TOTAL embarrassment with this thing. MH Wilds Charge Blade arc continues! twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #capcom #monsterhunterwilds

LAST TIME: 'hmm three days might've been a little much' FIVE MINUTES AGO: 'I guess Next Fest has expanded to four days because there's too much heat and weird shit out here.' So I guess I'm also doing a Next Fest stream on Monday now. #NextFest

Late schedule... BUT!!! That's right!!!! It's Next Fest week!!!!!! Friday, Saturday, and MAYBE Sunday I'll be playing Steam Next Fest demos, at least five each. These streams usually start early and go long so they're a rich vein of Patware action. #SteamNextFest

Late schedule... BUT!!! That's right!!!! It's Next Fest week!!!!!! Friday, Saturday, and MAYBE Sunday I'll be playing Steam Next Fest demos, at least five each. These streams usually start early and go long so they're a rich vein of Patware action. #SteamNextFest

LIVE NOW!! Continuing to delve the dreaded depths of... Factory? Laboratory? Fortress? I think Fortress? Robotrek!!! twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #robotrek #quintet

Mage Arena is my favorite collab game by far 🪄 www.twitch.tv/owenaeon/cli...

Got reminded of the classic @awexwane.bsky.social Voyager tweets, so obviously we gotta set a course for home over here.

Live2d Rig: [ BIG HAM ] Classic Visual Revamp @bigham.bsky.social Model Art: @stupah.bsky.social Rigging: @stupah.bsky.social

COLLAB NOW!! Time to be a REAL STREAMER and shout things with the Little Guys! I have NOT played this game! Fuck it! I stole @neenernina.bsky.social 's thumbnail! twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #magearena #justlittleguys

Stream is go in 1 hour! Mage Arena shenanigans coming up with fellow Little Guys: @owen.burger.moe , @neenernina.bsky.social , @seishun-was-here.bsky.social , @0danshi.bsky.social , @kurodaia.bsky.social , @patware.bsky.social , & @togenebula.bsky.social ! twitch.tv/folkezaubearer

LIVE NOW!! It's 80 degrees in February and I'm stressed out so I'm throwing all plans in the trash and playing more Minecraft. twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #minecraft #concatenation

Tomorrow! At 3PM PST we'll be having another Wizard Party with Just Little Guys. Join the shenaniganry with us on any of our live channels!

LIVE NOW!! What if I was super low energy and had to do some extra chores and also forgot to update Monster Hunter Wilds? I guess we'll play Minecraft!!! twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #minecraft #concatenation

LIVE NOW!! lagombi, did you lay this egg? ? ? Back to the Monster Hunter Stories 3 Demo to hear me point and clap at pretty colors! twitch.tv/patware #thepatwareshow #capcom #monsterhunter

Schedule for the coming week! I got a Mage Arena collab this weekend with some of the Little Guys :D Looking forward to getting back to it~ 🐰💗 www.twitch.tv/neenernina 🐰💗 www.youtube.com/@neenernina

Hope you had a lovely Valentines weekend~ We've got DOUBLE Mage Arena collabs coming up; Monday with friends and Saturday with JLG! 💚 I think we'll be close to finishing AC7 as well, and more Cairn on Sunday 🧗‍♀️ Have a sparkly week ✨

🌞 STREAM SCHEDULE for FEB. 15-21🐻 6:30 pm PT | 9:30 pm ET | 11:30 AM JST (+1 day) More education abound as we draw dinos, study in discord, and look into the designs of the 1940s! We'll end off the week with some Street Art Appreciation with fellow bear MegaBronson! 🐻 twitch.tv/bibingkabear