Fun fact: you don’t have to mourn war criminals! It’s free not to!

The transition of my feeds from Gaylor-to-N*zilor content has been a sudden and wild ride 😬

Lindsey Halligan claiming to be “off the record” has exactly this energy

Absolutely shocking that Republicans (who make absolutely minimal efforts to hide that they are Nazis in public and in the media) make no efforts to hide that they are Nazis in private channels!

This story is absolutely killing me 😂 “Concerned mom”: This is clearly about vaginal fluids and vaginas and sexy-sex-sex things! Me: Ma’am, those are some pressed lemons…

If you think “AI is inevitable” but don’t think you need to regularly wear a mask, I immediately won’t trust your read of *many* situations.

Are people suggesting this administration would LIE to us? The people who brought us the MS-13 KNUCKLE TATS and BROAD DAYLIGHT ABDUCTIONS?! You think they would just LIE TO US about something like this??? Why I NEVER…

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Jimmy Kimmel’s entire episode tonight should just be interviewing the Epstein survivors.

A lot of people loudly talking about how removing vaccine mandates is gonna lead to kids dying have been significantly less vocal about how we just gave up on masking as a society 🤷🏻‍♀️

Tom Homan is doing corruption the right way By Ezra Klein

There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.

If you are one of the almost 100 Dems who voted to honor the guy who said the Civil Rights Act was a huge mistake, don’t bother asking Black people to vote for you, donate to you or canvass for you next year. Don’t bother. Please. And don’t be shocked if you get a primary opponent.

Basically all of us today reading those texts:

If the FBI needed more convincing gen z convos, literally every writer in Hollywood needs a good paying gig right now. You didn’t have to settle for some Hallmark-level exposition dialogue.

Sorry but like, what boomer was given the unfortunate job of cooking up those texts 😂 They read like an extended Steve Buscemi with a skateboard bit

Brian Kilmeade deserves to be fired.

Honestly kind of rude of Amazon not to suggest Charlie Kirk read the book about his shooting before he decided to attend the event or not.

Tbf, I think it’s a little on us to be surprised that boomers who are still learning things like “IYKYK” aren’t tackling Groypers super well

I know there’s a whole lot of batshit stuff to keep up with this week, but I think the one that’s tickled me the most is the TikTok medium talking about how CK’s spirit won’t stop bugging her with how many regrets he has and needs communicated back to the world. Practically Shakespearean. 10/10.

All I keep thinking about that Ezra Klein piece is that there’s no more obvious way to admit that you don’t have a single actual friend who’s queer, huh.

I wish the “political violence is never acceptable” crowd were equally loud about the political violence already being enacted in the form of: - broad daylight abductions and disappearing of folks - attacks on trans rights - attacks on gay rights - dismantling of women’s reproductive rights - …

Truly the most insane part of Charlie Kirk getting shot is gonna be how Rs will insist on trying to make “liberals” illegal but not guns.

Listen, I’m not saying I’m *glad* Charlie Kirk got shot, I’m just saying it’s nice that someone who believed so wholeheartedly in shooting deaths being a necessary cost of the second ammendment was willing to step up and pay that price instead of elementary-aged kids for a change.

Can’t wait for Democrats to push to “take the high road” so that we ensure there’s not a single consequence for anyone involved in this! 🙏🏼

Including trans kids, right? CERTAINLY THAT WOULD INCLUDE TRANS KIDS WHO REQUIRE GENDER AFFIRMING CARE, RIGHT?!

Man, this death-watch countdown is taking ✨forever✨

This should be the lead story in all major national news outlets. Public health people prefer to stay out of the limelight unless there is no other choice. I can’t overstate how bad things have to be for 9 former CDC directors to band together and pen an op-ed in the NYT warning the entire country.

Cause for most of the currently marketed uses, it doesn’t fucking work. Now if only they actually planned to let that stop them.

Parenting classes should really involve a lot more practice just listening to multiple people chewing with their mouths wide open.

Our 7yo had gum for apparently the first time in her life this summer, announced she needs to tell her friend she “started gum” and asked “how much gum do I have every day?” like it’s the hottest new drug habit.

Dean Cain huffin’ and puffin’ his way through a children’s playground just to be racist with a badge

Texas trying to gerrymander their way to 5 more seats and possibly putting 10 more up for grabs is the realest representation of the current MAGA party. They are just truly the worst of the dumbest and the dumbest of the worst.

Man, we’re all gonna be so mad at witchtok if it doesn’t happen today

I usually go with “earlier in the pandemic” or just specifically the year. My pet peeve is people implying that the pandemic has *ever ended*.

My wife: So Jojo Siwa is dating a man now too? Me: Yeah Wife: But she’s the only lesbian pop star to have ever existed! She’s just giving up the throne?!

Some people in a fb group posting some super queer-phobic stuff, and well over half of em using the “Anonymous” option. The modern tech version of white hoods is still pathetic, but it’s nice to know that throughout history, somewhere deep down these people always know to be ashamed of themselves.

Niche joke, but these have the exact same energy:

Having small children is truly a lot more of finding un-flushed poops in toilets than anyone prepares you for.

It’s amazing how zionists sharing Israeli talking points about ✨how benevolent✨ Israel is CANNOT FATHOM that they would have gladly swallowed Nazi propaganda. “Israel has allowed so many trucks of aid in to Gaza!” Sure sure. And Terezin was just a delightful retreat to share Jewish culture.

Love when movies have a happy ending. ❤️

Honestly, I think having representation like Queer Ultimatum is important, because it makes queer people tackle challenging questions like, “Who’s the most toxic person in Season 2, and why is it Dayna?”

Come for the 👙 pics & stay for the coming out story. This week we’re hitting the catwalk with Lauren Chan, the size-inclusive Canadian model shaking up the fashion industry. She just made history as the first OUT lesbian on the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit & she isn’t slowing down! 🎧

The problem I always have with the “it’ll blow over,” “the pendulum will swing back” mentality, is that some damage can’t go back. The families being torn apart and deported to foreign gulags by ICE might never get their lives back. The dozens of children who died in Texas won’t come back.

The Lia Thomas news is gross. Also, *bold* of Republicans right now to be setting a precedent about retroactively undoing past victories 🤔

“In a time you don’t remember, we fell in love.” 💔 This week we discuss the 2025 Black Mirror episode “Hotel Reverie” where lesbianism literally breaks the simulation. Stick around til the end for our new song “A Time You Don’t Remember"(written by @lshfoster.bsky.social) 🎶. #blackmirror

Ruin a book’s title by replacing one word with butthole: The Girl With the Butthole Tattoo

Kelly covering All the Things She Said during Pride month is gay culture. 🌈

The democratic establishment is wholly out of touch with its voting base, and I don’t know how anyone can continue to pretend otherwise.