Three thousand words on a fork full of cake

*Gravelly Moe Szyslak Voice*

The moon apparently didn't get the memo that Halloween is over

Concerning Nation

Meanwhile in Berberia...

This visual metaphor is a bit too on the nose

Bonkers

Go find yerself a hillside nook

The Eastern most point of #belleisle

Apropos of nothing: LA LA LA LA LASAGNA! LA LA LA LA LASAGNA! SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS AND A FRESH PIECE OF PIZZA!

My Antifascist grandparents

The Moon and Venus just before dawn

'Tis the season

Damage during the sensitive velvet stage has resulted in an unusual 4 point buck.

Pretty sure this is supposed to say "septic system"

Enjoying a mid-morning meal

"You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan".

This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.

He is me. I am him.

Up and out before 100° hits

"That said, our top priority is the safety of both the public and the officers on the ground."

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news... He "fit the general description"

That's one noisy Yellow Flicker!

The Pro-life™℠®© Party

Chicken-of-the-woods-by-the-pond #mushroom #fungi #fungusamongus #mushroommonday #fungifriends

Backyard violet syrup #foraging

JFC, Google 🤦

Every Senate Democrat voted to confirm Marco Rubio. Every single one. They should never live that down. Yes, that includes Warren and Sanders and Booker. www.huffpost.com/entry/marco-...

Soon. Very Soon.

Busting a nut #squirrel

The Trout Lillies are blooming like crazy in Cummingston Park #RoyalOak #PureMichigan #ephemeral

Twinleafs are these little weirdo spring ephemerals that prefer to blossom well before they fully leaf out. As such, I often miss them, but not this year! #Southfield #PureMichigan #Berberia

The Mayapples have entered the chat #Southfield #Michigan #berberia

First Springbeauty of the season! #berberia #Southfield #Michigan #Rouge

Some little baby Resinous Polypores #mushroom #fungi #fungusamongus #mushroommonday #fungifriends

Ani DiFranco at the Royal Oak music theatre with @the-word-nerd.bsky.social

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

✒️🧢 #mushroom #fungi #fungusamongus #mushroommonday #fungifriends

New Study Shows People With Panic Disorders Respond Poorly To Being Locked In Underwater Elevators theonion.com/new-stu...

The Trout Lillies are a little ahead of schedule from last year #Southfield #Michigan #Berberia #Rougeriver

A stump fulla Pheasant Backs #mushroom #fungi #fungusamongus #mushroommonday #fungifriends

The White House Correspondents’ Association said it fired host Amber Ruffin so it can instead focus the dinner on celebrating the First Amendment. Which apparently can be done best by preventing a gay black woman from speaking.

And yet Toby Ziegler was prosecuted for leaking military secrets smdh

is ur child texting state secrets in a Signal chat? ily - I Leaked Yemen (attack details) smh - Secret Message Hahahaha tbh - Talkin 'Bout Houthis idk - I Doubt Korea (is in this signal chat) gtg - Gonna Text Goldberg