for koreans embarrasing bf is nothing new open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

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what the dog doin (dyin) open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

im having a bad day i think open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

Padma Lakshmi will be joined by some of her funniest friends for her Nov 3 event! Celebrate the launch of Padma’s bold new cookbook with Michelle Buteau, Marie Faustin, Ilana Glazer, @youngmimayer.bsky.social, and Jaboukie Young-White, with special guest Kerry Diamond. bit.ly/45Fn3Iw

new FREE essay up now open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

THE WORLD TOUR youngmimayer.com/tickets

i’m in SAN FRANCISCO NEXT MONTH tickets: youngmimayer.com/tickets

i wrote a kids book and illustrated it and the title still makes me laugh open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

the reason i’m a fucking chaotic bitch is because i’m korean. new substack open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

LA TONIGHT!! IM PERFORMING ONE NOGHT ONLY WITH DYLAN ADLER!! tickets: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/center...

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is your ex a narcissist? new essay up on substack open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

what is an echo? no one knows open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

somebody come get her she’s posting another substack 🎵 open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

i will be in LA (a threat) tickets: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/center...

❗IAVA's Kyleanne Hunter drags Pete Hegseth for absolute FILTH and schools us on being a womb-haver in the military. ❗Comedian & author @ymmayer.bsky.social brings the hilarity & the realness of getting an abobo in South Korea and the joy that can ensue. 🎧 All this & MORE! Don’t wait—hit play NOW!

new!!!! and freeeee open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

i wrote a show based on my memoir and act out parts of it as my grandma and my mom and these are the last shows in nyc!!! publictheater.org/performances...

new free essay open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

laugh or cry who cares open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

here are my thoughts on the hyundai ice raid (free article just click on link to read) open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

i am writing open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

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hey i’m doing this verbally abusive show again on 8/13 and 8/14 you can click on the same link for tickets

what if you read this thing i wrote open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

i’m back at the public theater!! get your tickets now before they sell out publictheater.org/performances...

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if you don’t subscribe to my substack i’m gonna kms substack.com/@youngmimaye...

Being in between isn’t easy. But it can be a superpower. A dozen of us gathered for a campaign book club in English & ASL to read I’m Laughing Because I’m Crying. We shared stories, silence, and snacks. There’s strength in the in-between. What’s your story? @ymmayer.bsky.social

come check out my show where i verbally abuse asians as my korean grandma tickets: youngmimayer.com/tickets

why would i get a job at the american nintendo factory when i already have perfectly good job as a paid protestor

shows sold out but we added another one!! tickets ➡️ publictheater.org/productions/...

burning man answers the question what if the most annoying roommate you ever had paid 10k to go to the desert with other peoples most annoying roommates they’ve ever hads

imagine being rich enough to buy a cyber truck but not rich enough to trash it when it becomes embarrassing so you need to buy a bumper sticker to save face that seems like a hellish tier of pseudo wealth

this might seem like a small infraction but by the looks of it he is a demon troll and pulling her ponytail was probably some sort of evil troll curse. like she’s gonna give birth to a bog toad in 5 years or some shit

why pay $10 for avocado toast when you can pay $5 for an entire bag of avocados forget them and throw them away a week later

looking through all the reels and tiktok’s i sent my friend and she was right to not watch those tbh. trash compilation. what was i thinking

you know how fish mate is one lays the eggs on an algae or some shit and the other sprays the eggs with sperm like biologically that has to feel as good as fucking to them right like just shooting one billion eggs out the hoo and watching some loser spread sperm all over them must feel good right

some of the spicy food at trader joe’s is actually spicy now. they’re about to kill some white people

the salon i get my hair done at is having a raffle !! go to 1900bleachme on ig for a chance to win a free color and cut !!

i hate procrastinating but also i am so good at it wtf

it’s sort of funny that politics in this country has created a group of people who get enraged when they see a rainbow

maybe he blocked me on everything as friends

SOME DISTRACTION FROM DESPAIR, yes folks, it's an ALL-NEW Couples Therapy! @ymmayer.bsky.social KNEW the assignment! Raising your kid in the apocalypse, maybe not being suited for monogamy, dating sociopaths (😬) and MORE! 🔊 tinyurl.com/CT-Youngmi

being in a relationship means you’re severely disappointed in one man and being single means you’re mildly disappointed in several men