ok im locking in im ready to be a mother

just saw a coyote in my backyard staring me down from the patio we locked eyes for a few seconds until he ran off towards the desert and i feel so fucking normal about it

getting clawncelled for being pawblematic

william stafford

you know you’re a good dog when you’re good and you’re a dog

🐶

Lunch break over....transforming back into professional office dog...

can i please be a small dog being carried to bed by a strong human

starting a support group for puppygirls whose lives were permanently altered by the Snapchat dog filter

bad mental day. i'm tried.

I feel like people aren't nice anymore. At some point, everyone just decided to be mean and hurtful for the sake of it, and I don't know why Every game I play, people hurl insults at each other mindlessly, people don't even say good game anymore, just ez or trash or whatever I don't get it anymore

turns out there's a fifth type of wolf... and she's a Lesbian

#Animorphs fans, I'm very happy to share that the first three books in the series are being rereleased next May with brand new covers. 🧊🦎 You can learn more here: thenerddaily.com/animorphs-by... Cover artist: @creepcaptain.bsky.social Book design: Cassy Price and Christopher Stengel at Scholastic

hey puppies im cooking today u have noooooo idea :3

How I look at u when you tell me I have to get out of bed

She's for the ladies.

she a maneater he make u work hard

Doggo for @trozformation.bsky.social

I love trying to explain my relationship to straight ppl like yeah, Cindy from the office, my gf, my sister, her gf, and my dog are all kinda…. like… yea

Job

im literally a canine career girl

im locking in (in a healthy way IN A HEALTHY WAY)

had to deal with some really hard things last weekend. had to show up for things that i wasn’t prepared for at all. and be there for my loved ones with absolutely no playbook. and face a lifetime’s worth of love and loss in three days

this but with two girls...

#FishFriday 🐠: Childe Hassam (USA, 1859–1935) The #Goldfish Window, 1916 Oil on canvas 34 3/8 x 50 5/8 in. (87.31 x 128.59 cm) Currier Museum of Art 1937.2 collections.currier.org/objects-1/in... #AmericanImpressionism

this weekend is gonna be hell so pls pray for me puppies

i’m incredibly normal this week i definitely haven’t been emotionally devastated by a dream that felt very real

every day I wake up and see missed calls from unknown numbers, which stresses me out every day I check my email and see no replies to important messages, which stresses me out every day I log onto socials and read some news that’s fucking mental, which stresses me out

do the thing

emily lost a bet

I think my job title should be puppywife

chat how do I gain 50 pounds in 2 months

oomfie asked me to tie them up and do their injection,,

some of you

smol pixel almond says hi

What if we were both doggirls and we’re against each other and my slip chain got tangled to yours with my bone carabiner hooked to your own carabiner which made our faces super close to one another and-

just had the most amazing magical night out with my bunny gf ouoahaghhhh

this is a legally-required statement for SEC purposes and them going out of business and ceasing film production is actually a pretty low concern. however if they *do* somehow go out of business, this time I'm finally gonna do it

im fully addicted to webfishing

labubu rave last night…

Soooo I know I’m a dog, but what kind of dog? I’ve been a welsh springer spaniel for years but it started as a joke copypasta in a Minecraft server I’m in I’ve heard that my sona looks a lot like a golden retriever but I feel like a spaniel. So many options

i’m the art encouragement fairy dog. keep drawing and making and expressing yourself. it is a special joy 🎷🦮🎨🎉

I just took my bra off while driving on the freeway and that is how I know I am a champion

Deer mouse & house mouse

im in my kim wexler era

how do I serve puppy in a god honoring way

my paws are sore today :(