When I roll up in the Fortnite car you’ll know I’ve made it

where are the microphones on strictly come dancing? i can't see any microphones on strictly come dancing?

Unkept Promises. 10 Hour Valorant Stream. This Saturday. In support of Campaign Against Living Miserably. Be There or Be Square. #UnitedAgainstSuicide

SPOTIFY LOSSLESS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING.

me on the recent

Netflix's "Zero Day" is a brilliant series, that I recommend everybody to watch now.

dude these grapes taste so good what's going on

retweet for you wonderful bluesky people 🫶

retweet from my private on the bird app for you guys on the butterfly app. THIS IS AWESOME AND HAS BEEN ONE OF MY ONLY REASONS AGAINST SWITCHING FROM SPOTIFY

i get suspicious vibes from .jpeg files.

Genuine major shoutout to @nebula.tv for being the only service i have EVER subscribed to that's given me a warning that my subscription is about to renew. Amazing customer service dude

listening to 'She Moves In Her Own Way' with only a left speaker. it sounds so uncanny.

wonder how much money guernsey has made from .gg domains. same with .ly, .io, .tv, .fm, etc. what a time to be a libyan domain reseller 💰 💰

going to retweet this over to bluesky to get the word out, thought it be toooo saucy for a main twitter post though :)

AWESOME STREAM TODAY!!! SIX HUNDRED FOLLOWERS!!! RAHHHHHHH!!!!!! Thank you all for joining and watching along :) Crazy thanks to the teammates that absolutely carried both the gameplay and the vibes 😎 @bitsquidd.bsky.social @chombolon.bsky.social @kaydencoolio.bsky.social x.com/bubblethefriend

Thank you all for joining today's stream gang!!!!! Was extremely fun and lit and hyped :) Viewer's awesome music taste went excellently with the fire (lie) top frag worthy (another lie) winners pov (lie) gameplay!!! Isle To Glory event is tomorrow at 9pm BST // 22:00 CEST -- be there or be square 😎

Always be careful when looking for your real friends, because salt and sugar look the same. #deepthoughts

Thank you all for joining todays stream!!! So close to 600 followers i'm so insanely grateful 🫶 Thank you so much to NauticalGoose and krxwley for the raids!!! And thank you to all of the wonderful people below who joined along :)

Does anybody know if there's a way I can turn my wired keyboard into a wireless one with simply a receiver on both ends, bluetooth or 2.4GHz or otherwise? Picture for reference.

Thank you all for joining today's stream gang!!! Was very fun, and i'm glad to be back 😎 You guys are awesome and I appreciate each and every one of you ❤️

the 'download all of my purchases' button on iTunes doesn't work. the 'download all from this specific album' button doesn't work. i am having to ONE BY ONE download my songs. I HATE TECHNOLOGY.

WHAT DOES SIX SEVEN MEAN SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME SIX SEVEN I DONT UNDERSTAND SIX SEVEN

Leslie Lemon: please let me die The Alien Custard Parasite that requires constant custard intake: you will never die, leslie. Not while I control your desire for custard

shouldn't the Met Office be called OfMet? these are the thoughts i have when its raining.

closed shitter and opened bluesky; smiled for the first time in half an hour

If you drink cold water and piss hot piss, does that make you a kettle? Won an event with @bitsquidd.bsky.social, @chomolon.bsky.social, x.com/Zenllow, and @trolliant.gg

i don't mind acre as a unit of measurement. why is there hectares also. why is there both. i get confused. it's too confusing. can we get rid of hectares. thank you.

June 22nd: Happy Birthday Wiskr. May you be safe in the rest that ultimate singularity brings, may you be happy, peaceful, and free from common human negatives. I miss you every day, but for this day especially, i wish i could say goodbye to you just one more time❤️

if you've known me for a while you'd know that i LOVE 1997's lego island i wanted to share a new project just released, where the ENTIRE thing is playable in a web browser give it a look!! isle.pizza :)

here's a framebuffer graphics demo (this has no practical purpose and I can't prove I'm not just like, playing a youtube video or something)

retweet

A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die. Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.

if jet set radio doesn't get news at treehouse i just might

please oh please @garybrannan.bsky.social please oh please make more two of these people are lying please oh please 💔

I have to say I think you’ve all been very bad at Bluesky today and you should think about that over the weekend

i'm actually going to do it this time.

Hear me out: it’s time for America to be sealed under a giant mysterious dome

THEYRE SHUTTING DOWN SKYPE!???!?

Ending a facetime by closing a macbook has gotta be Top 10 Power Plays.

I did not have Trans Bunny R2-D2 on my bingo card for tonight.

listening to 'like that' again just to feel something

Using a windows 10 virtual machine and its giving me NOTIFICATIONS to BUY ONEDRIVE "want to back up your computer!? click here!!!" actual adware just baked right in, love it. (why does anybody still deal with this...)

stuff like this is fricking awesome

MAJOR FAMILY FUCKING LAW DROP my grandma had TWO SECRET BROTHERS that she never told me about and one of his GRANDSONS joined the army and KILLED HIMSELF in a game of RUSSIAN ROULETTE because he had ended up in actual squid-game level shit WHAT THE FUCK

happy first birthday to Bluesky, and what a year it's been! with every day, the need for an open network that puts people first becomes increasingly clear. we're glad to be building this with you. after all, the heart of a social network is the people.

discord absolutely DESTROYS mic quality and it isnt okay...