I got a call from the CDC today asking me to take part in a survey about childhood vaccines. I told them I have nothing to say to the CDC until JFK jr and the Trump administration are gone.

Love it when my doctors office calls to ask if they can move my telehealth visit up 45 minutes earlier and then the doc is 20 minutes late

Sorry, but this Miami pitcher’s name is really Junk?

well that was fun first hockey game in like 3 years to watch

They made Kruk wear a suit?

Replaced the burners, the flavorizers, the grill plates, and some other... thing that sits near the bottom. This after replacing the ignitor last year. It's the Grill of Theseus.

Love a bunt from the cleanup spot

We don’t need to fire nukes from the moon. Just big rocks.

If "Moon Colonization" causes your "Colonization is bad" neuron to fire you are more of a stochastic parrot than GPT2.

man this is exactly correct right down to the music. i instantly felt like it was 5:30am and i was sitting in my living room folding up newspapers so i could out and deliver them.

We scored that a double because we have no idea who to charge the error to

They booing Nola already?

These sorts of responses come up every time we point out the shallowness of the protesters and idk what to say but if you're out there waving the Hamas flag and then are cowed into submission by the threat of expulsion, I don't think your heart was really in it bsky.app/profile/beth...

After it happens we need to wipe his name off of everything possible.

“Share size”. Who are we kidding, m&m’s?

Love to have to go open my email and look for your special little one-time code every time i log into your app. Awesome experience!

I made an old fashioned and the first sip was ehhhh but by the bottom of the glass it was delicious and I’ve made another.

At a certain point (and i'm genuinely not sure where i draw the line), your pile of wealth becomes a weapon of mass destruction.

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

no @nytimes.com i do not want a family subscription. I am begging you to stop putting a large banner ad for it at the bottom of the webpage periodically.

They're not wrong 🤷

Slack has somehow managed to make the notifications tab even more incomprehensible.

I suspect that Paradise is written by AI

My favorite part of buying @phillies.com tickets is the absolute deluge of spam i get over the subsequent days, each requiring me to unsubscribe from a specific mailing list one by one.

Fellow parents: When you come pick up your kid from the play date, please for the love of god tell your kid to stop what the fuck they are doing, pack up their shit, and get going. Kids will say they need 5 minutes forever and I'll be standing in my foyer making smalltalk for 30 minutes. Madness!

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

Excuse me, they did WHAT?

Please give telestrators to the Curling commentators!

Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social

these people are pathetic and we are going to crush them. just absolutely crush them to dust. softest little bitches in the universe.

man this is so awful to hear. I've enjoyed Dan's work since the philadelphiawilldo blog.

Definite uptick in Bluesky content aggregators taking legit clips regarding Minnesota from a few days or weeks ago and posting them without any sort of timestamp context, which gives the impression of them happening today, which then gets clicks. Be vigilant with what and how you share.

Goldeneye npc ass motherfucker

All the analytics haters having a giant orgasm right now

If you want to watch another murder today, here you go.

maybe today will be the day

1) this is stupid 2) it was already a 100 percent certainty that MLB owners would push for a salary cap. This has not been a secret.

Europe ngmi

still boggles my mind that it's 2026 and github doesn't support fast-forward merges for PRs

This is the video.

This is an old video. Richardson was SOCOM chief under Biden from 2021 to 2024. In this video she's talking about the strategic importance of the region which, uh, i would hope the SOCOM chief understands. Don't let your anger at current events blind to you grifters like this guy.

if the story of LLM coding agents started AND ended just at "explore this project, describe its architecture and entry points, and report on implementation highlights" that alone would be a step change in how we work

Today I learned about SSL certificate transparency (CT) logs and that apparently GoDaddy is issuing (or was issuing in December), SSL certificates that are invalid because they used a CT log from DigiCert named "Sphinx2027h1" that isn't usable by Safari (but is usable by Chrome).

Bulldoze that fucking ballroom and take his name off everything except the bathrooms.

stupid sexy phanatic

This basically describes how i feel about the entire sci-fi genre (my favorite genre, to be clear).

I am the most casual of Sixers fans and I am honestly exhausted by this. Time to move on.

The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted. If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.