Made a little sign for Smoo’s sponsored hole at the https://www.facebook.com/swaininvitational Scott Swain Invitational, benefiting Little Red Door (helping cancer victims in treatment). Worthwhile bit of local marketing. And a close friend making it all happen year after year. In New Castle, IN.

I’m more at risk from eating too many cheese sticks and what the potential unstudied effects of this level of cheese stick consumption could result in than I am of the grey market GLP 1 I get from the internet, Janet.

Who had Larry David making the best protest media? This skit in particular is one of the most out and out call outs of trump. It’s fantastic. Larry David is an annoying leftist. Would fit in well here! And the cold open to the series was phenomenal.

Finally watching Devil Wears Prada 2. The first is one of my all time faves. Stanley Tucci is an icon.

Life, Larry, and the Pursuit of Happiness - my god what a cold open.

Bad week for senate adjacent folks named Graham.

RETVRN

DWP2 was the most Bluesky movie (laudatory) and it was FANTASTIC. They did such a great job. The villain is the most ludicrous AI tech VC bro. You are gonna LOVE to hate this guy, and love Miranda and Andy’s love and appreciation for authentic, human emotional art.

Finally watching Devil Wears Prada 2. The first is one of my all time faves. Stanley Tucci is an icon.

What an incredible film.

Watching Obsession. Phew. Certainly this has no symbolism into the very-natural fears of the modern relationship. THIS SHIT IS TERRIFYING DAWG

There was a time when I felt like smoo.ai was a playground but now I feel like I could probably sell it for a decent clip.

If you ever really want to face your demons golf alone.

A lot of folks say I look like Taron Egerton.

Watching Obsession. Phew. Certainly this has no symbolism into the very-natural fears of the modern relationship. THIS SHIT IS TERRIFYING DAWG

Just went to pee and I thought my underpants were the through the gate variety. Turns out they’re over the gate and there was a tear. I should have just committed.

Just went to per and I thought my underpants were the through the gate variety. Turns out they’re over the gate and there was a tear. I should have just committed.

This is my favorite thing I've written for @mcsweeneys.net in a while. Hope you folks enjoy it! I think the headline pretty much clears up what it's about.

Hmmm where pray tell is this going to be in Fishers?

And AI…

Remember when Common had that AI commercial? That was some fake ass AI.

Does anyone else get the feeling that contemporary politics is fucked? The always online woman from New York is probably the new model. @whstancil.bsky.social for president. It’s to some extent now a volume play.

My friend is about 60 days from house arrest. He is my only contractor at Smoo and he is crushing it.

I did enjoy Beast though. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7708226/

Well. Yes, obviously. But they also control everything so.

My son just found a tick on me and I’m already a vegetarian what’s my alpha gal syndrome outlook?

Man on the real I remember that Sandy Hook crisis actor shit as a fan of conspiracy bullshit. That’s really when that whole world took a turn into the right wing and /r/conspiracy started its downfall. The fact that Alex Jones’s head exploded in his parked van is a fitting outcome. Diabolical.

Let’s make the next one not an avatar of Randall Flagg

How do all these gigantic indoor pickle ball businesses survive?

these fucking scumbag pieces of shit

Cancel the rest of the tourney.

Can’t stop thinking of this Perdue Chicken Commercial where they’re trying to make the Perdue nepo brothers seem cool and it looks like Matthew Lillard and the kid from The Big Green. Who decided these doofuses should be on the commercial (they did).

WE ARE SO GOOD

Let’s make the next one not an avatar of Randall Flagg

This ref ain’t takin no shit.

US looking very combobulated.

What on earth is this?

This is the speech you should listen to tonight.

Cape Verde is the size of Kansas City. I promise you there’s hardly a person in that country that doesn’t personally know at least one player on that team. Can you imagine how proud they must be of them?

Not a soccer guy but does it get better than this?

Jesus Messi is good

We are all Cape Verde

Got my payment for the new gig on the day of sending the invoice which will break the metrics for some timei to come.

My son has grown up in front of me. He is all of a sudden eight, going on an adult, just figuring everything out for his own, and it's such a transformation. This summer has been a jump in scope. I love him deeply. He makes me proud.

Stacking two Claude Max plans and strategizing on which account resets sooner like it’s a Disney Fast Pass hunt.

Pulled up to the house (that we bought and I co-signed and they refuse to leave when we could no longer afford and ruined my credit) of the in-laws for my kids visiting. MAGA of course. Had a quaint little docu on about the majesty of The Eagle’s Nest. So yeah.

A clean sheet? With 10? On this pitch? well met.

US is playing their asses off.

Literally just flipped off the TV. USA baby

FUCK YEAH