Who are all you people??

I've been sober for 69 days as of today.

I mean the first movie ended by insinuating Butler was about to passionately make love to a MD-80 so it didn't really need a sequel.

Didn't the Bored Ape people say the exact same thing

I have a feeling the universe may be telling me to find another job, in the past week I've been falsely accused of doing something psychopathic to a coworker and come within 4in of being t-boned by facility security.

This is literally almost word for word what the Puerto Rico tourism commercials say.

Everyone gives laundromats a bad rap, but I don't think I've ever been to a laundromat and had a bad time. I find them quite soothing.

Ready to be EMOTIONALLY DESTROYED in public

This cured my mental illnesses.

This queen

*MY*

I've been saying this for years!

I know there's far more interesting and attention-worthy things on this hellsite right now but still, job: jobs.boeing.com/job/kirtland...

ICE: *publicly and repeatedly violates Geneva Conventions* Establishment Democrats: "We have no choice but to increase ICE funding."

Blue. More at 10.

They showed him a globe and he finally realized Greenland isn't actually that big.

@brendonme.bsky.social will there be wind?

Today's dilemma: Is a significantly softer beard worth smelling like the inside of a coconut?

Today the entire blockchain community mourns the passing of Donald J. Trump, a champion of pee play. In life, as in death, shall he be the greatest oily stool.

I'm being told he drowned in the toilet. He was drinking from the toilet like usual but something went wrong. CPR was not administered because everyone thought it was too gross

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

Whether it's Shawn Milrad posting online, or it's Shawn Milrad spelling his name, Shawn Milrand is wrong.

Yeah yeah "leopards eating faces" and all that, but my god does no one on here realize that this is literally how the average Not Terminally Online voter decides on who to vote for and has been for the last decade or two?

QUICK EVERYONE TAKE HIM LITERALLY

Why yes, I am Mr. Steal Your Buffer Seat At The Movies.

I mean technically a bruise is "internal bleeding"

But I was told the mass shootings were happening because of mental health.

If I can make it through the last three days with the Bluesky app back on my phone without drinking, I have immensely high hopes that I can resist going back to alcohol hell forever. *Uninstall*

Can everyone—especially everyone in the MSP/StPaul feed—agree to do one good thing for your nervous system today?

And with that, time for another month long disappearance from eternal online hell.

In no way does any of this mean I think any MAGA person that supports this regime, especially after the last weeks, should be forgiven, just like an alcoholic that kills pedestrians because they drove with a BAC of 0.3. But I do feel bad for both of them because they truly have a crippling disease.

As someone thats recently begun recovering from years of slowly worsening alcoholism, its really putting a lot of MAGA into a new perspective. Theres a lot of people with vast trauma, much of it stigmatized, and our society actively pushes people away from dealing with it in a healthy way. (1/5)

God I didn't even notice what day it was why the fuck am I on here.

You ever try to get your physical and mental health under control so fast that 4 months later you feel like you're in a far worse place than you were when you started? It sucks ass.

The solution to this site sucking is very simple: y’all need to post better. I know many of you are capable of it.

I really picked the wrong decade to quit drinking.

So 2025 was easily the worst year of my life. Hit rock bottom with alcohol, plenty of other issues, yet at the same time there's a lot of potential and promise for the year to come. Hopefully 2025 is the turning point.

Hi I'm high blood pressure

I would like to submit this living room group as the ugliest prize ever offered on The Price Is Right.

They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab

Flying Southwest in a blizzard, a story in 3 parts.

I have completed all of the required items for my yearly MN visit. Oh yeah and family. Now to fly back to ABQ in a blizzard.

STRAIGHT MEN: What about people shitting next to you makes you want to stop and chat for 10min in the middle of an airport bathroom.

I made the mistake of paying any attention to politics this week/month/season/etc. so here's this breakfast burrito I just ate at the ABQ airport.

TREE UP