the only way switching to bluesky will work btw is if we actually try to foster a community here, even if it takes time

arguing with everyone at lauren’s house rn

The perfect summary

Well my doors are frozen shut soooo I’m not doing laundry

I need to do mf laundry but I gotta go outside to get to the laundry room and it’s below zero :((((

If a MAN is gonna come to me and give me unsolicited advice on how I should approach dating as a friendship first, I’m gonna scream. Sir, that is not the issue. The issue is all yall suck!!! I don’t make it past one date bc I don’t wanna be your friend OR partner! Bc you SUCK! Anyway, I screamed.

alright you wanna know how to support trans people? hire them. It's REALLY hard already for visibly trans people to get jobs, even before this shit. Support places that have trans people working front of house, and make sure owners know that's part of why you're there.

Work tomorrow got cancelled bc it’s so cold lmao

Canada please take Chicago please I am begging it would be so easy the current government thinks it’s a huge liability anyways even tho it’s not please we don’t wanna be here anymore you could save us

I need to use this shit more bc fuck Elon musk

my AOTY is a cold Dr Pepper

lol saw someone’s gamertag that was “Israel caca”

What kind of bootlicking loser snitches on the ceo killer

Ew I met someone in public that said “skeets” outloud

Peepeepoopoo

I really think I knocked a couple teeth loose at tssf and I’m scared they’re gonna fall out

picture on your phone that had your energy that’s not a selfie I was told by students that this is my vibe

Trying to listen to more hardcore. I really enjoy hardcore shows, but I never really listen to hardcore on my own. It’s just like secondary to emo so I never get there. Any good recs besides the big ones??

Missionary slaps

One of my tweets accidentally went viral on Twitter and now I’m getting bullied by people who like the band fun 😭😭

I’ve literally been so mean to all the men trying to talk to me lately. I’m so tired of yall. I need a god damn break.

Guys I’m obsessed with watching hoof trimming videos. I can’t stop

I just know protests next year are bout to go crazy

I don’t feel like texting anyone back today

i think it's ok to rewrite your twitter bangers here once in a while. carry your best work with you, always. even if it's a shitpost. especially if it's a shitpost

Just removed my dad off of all social media for using the hard-R 🥰 get rekt dad

just learned that they put your last name on a pet’s prescription which means there are pharmacists out there who went to school for years just to dispense Zoloft to a Meatball Williams

One of my students was shot and killed last night so there’s that

Who up missing Pangea

It’s happening again… (me chewing a hole in my tongue while ima sleeping)

If I shotgun weed and smoke beer will you think I’m cool

Wdym you’re 30 years old and “working on yourself”????

Why the fuck are oil changes like $100 now??? They used to be like $40

Absolutely obsessed with Riley lately

If you add a bunch of emojis after something bad it negates the bad thing right 💕💕💕💕💕

Yo anyone else get like intense dissociation that’s also like kinda manic???

Guys I lied seeing Riley did not cure me, but it sure did help for 24 hours

MY BODY YOUR CHOICE!!!! 🥰🥰

lol remember when I was literally (drunk) crying and begging my friend’s girlfriend to invite me to shit and she kept making excuses not to? Lmao what a bitch

I made a pact with a friend from high school that if we were both single at 30 we would get married. And he moved to Colorado a few years ago and we’re never gonna get married now :(

I literally just realized that a lot of people w long hair really just have extensions????? Girl what I thought you grew that yourself!!!

I think seeing Riley tonight cured me of my depression ngl

A student was sobbing today because of the election results and I had to lie about how scared I am too in order to comfort her and I think that’s so fucked up that I’m in this situation to begin with

I’m doing it guys I’m going to a concert alone tonight

My 9 year old brother really said “50% of illegal immigrants will kill you” and that’s the kind of garbage these people believe and are teaching their children

I have literally no idea how to navigate this with my students while still being politically impartial

I’m scared

I think I'm gonna treat this election year like sending a risky text. Going to bed anxious and avoiding looking at my phone until like 3pm the next day