a broken clock is right three times a day if you’re me

there are snakes hiding in the smallest patches of grass

que sera sera

getting in trouble at work cause i keep telling everyone im going to change the trajectory of their lives by sending myself through the oven

bahhhhing at her in the dms so she knows i’m the goat

found out i have a severe allergy to fuck ass currants

the callous daoboys playing in johnson city is fucking insane bro

i need more friends as i’ve lost most because of a bad relationship

silver jews implies the existence of bronze and gold jews

starting a band that only covers the band that plays after them

they telling me that my balls are so big i got macroplastics in them

i don’t know what i’m doing as a 30 year old man but atleast i got swag

poopin out of my dick pissin out my ass

using apple music now and i kinda forgot how much gizzard fucks

i can’t wait to divorced dad post

going to start a metalcore band

local failed mma fighter wannabe influencer advocates for more police brutality

the hole in my nose yearns for substances

shitty local movie theatre switching to shitty ai logo

hanging up unfinished with the better part of me no longer mine

i need to do drugs again

i am a hater

guy who tries to help needy families after government benefits are paused for clout but backs out once the state government says it might do something

really miss getting fucked up and hanging around

scannerfood really a bitch and thinks he’s gonna be murdered

starting a sourdough stand where the bread is baked with the yeast from my yeast infections

posting about how i want to kill myself on facebook every week so i can get attention and reassurance from my 9th grade ex

song of the year nothing comes close to

what’s y’all favorite album this year?

it sucks not having any close friends rn

starting from zero once again. let’s go

i need a good crash out

what is it with wise county and people copying everyone else’s shit. i swear to god one person started selling breads and like 10 more people selling bread sprung up a week later

what an insane song, i hope they don’t follow it up with an even more insane song called dragon

it’s my birthday

got the swagger of a buffalo

fucking great album

all the republicans on facebook are backtracking their comments on facebook, now that the shooter was one of them.

i’m the ultimate hater

bro if i’m ever 40 and posting facebook statuses fucking shoot me a

i think people in fact do need shot for their beliefs

i’m sorry but white boys just aren’t making music like this anymore

dry scooping c4 powder mixed with the crushed up beads of 4 adderall xr

some people are saying that there’s beer, coffee mugs, water bottles, and soda cups.

i’m seeing mcr tomorrow and i don’t really think it’s set in yet

when i take 4 adderall i unlock the ability to time travel

finally got real weird instead of thc a shit they sell around here and goddamn it’s so much better

going to sit at a bar in boston on sunday and shit talk the patriots until i get hit

they’re putting chemicals in the water to turn labubus gay

nothing ever happens wins again