Blackout drunk? No, baby, that's just the fog of war.

Anyone have a good rec for an education / student rights attorney in Oakland County, Michigan, particularly with regards to suspension / expulsion proceedings? Asking for a friend.

🎶588 2300 Empire🎶

Police just closed off access to Broadview from 290. Wonder what just happened.

Was there a gentlemen's agreement to not play any starters in tonight's Pistons-Bulls game?

Hey @durbin.senate.gov don't even think about defecting. I know you're quitting on us, but we didn't hold out this long for you to cave. @duckworth.senate.gov get your boy in line. No yes votes for the government while they invade Illinois. Seems like a reasonable request, no?

Guess I'm not watching the third quarter of this Lions game.

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

This guy appears to have spent too much time cooking his brain on twitter.

And in the time it took to write that tweet, another Horus Heresy book was published. A real Xeno paradox of a problem.

Saving this for a wonderful protest poster.

It feels like the Mariners start every inning with a runner on first. That seems bad.

OK, Tigers I'm ready to be hurt.

LOL Penn State.

The police presence around Broadview is insane this morning. Starting to spill over onto the Eisenhower.

My emotional support Tigers helping to get the W today.

Note to self: We don't even watch the gamecast until there are 54 total outs. Hold strong lest you jinx them.

Damn, so the first five months of the season don't count, folks. If they're the better team, then they should just win the series, no problem.

So the Tigers are just never winning again? Cool. Cool cool cool.

When you go to Steam to peruse and unexpectedly see a sequel to a game you loved >>>> About to hop into Gunlocked 2

New solution to the paradox of tolerance just dropped.

2:30am Got up for work and popped on socials to see what's going on in the world. 2:45 OK, everyone is just manifesting, let me drag my butt to work. 3:00 There are a million cars out right now...did..did it really happened?

That last line hits hard

This is perhaps the greatest double malapropism of all time

Gotta have easy access to this for when i need a pick-me-up

Someone on CNN said it's the government's job to de-escalate. LOL, lady. Where have you been for the last 15 years?

Traveling for work and stopped at Walmart for some toiletries and they had two Nintendo Switch 2s just sitting there, so guess I own that system now. Just need to find some games now.

I think the Tigers are like 2-5 lifetime when I see them on the road, but feels good to see them get out of the bases loaded (mostly) unharmed.

The only way this works is if he hired Johnny 5.

The Ope Pope. Is that anything?

Got my Retroid Flip 2 a couple of weeks ago and just threw Rocknix and Xebu on it. Being able to emulate the OG Xbox on it is breaking my brain. Next week I'll see how it handles the PS3.

Please don't let those 2 pts be the difference.

Schröder? SCHRÖDER!

Guess the let them play potmrtion of today's game is over.

I wish I could be at this game. This feels like the 2000s team—both good and bad.

Who could have foreseen Shadeur going to the Browns?

Wait, this really happened?

A Trump endorsement is like getting drafted by the Browns.

Playoff basketball feels so good. LFG #pistons

That was a wild sequence that desperately needed some Benny Hill music.

Based on ticket price, glad to see Detroit excited for some #pistons playoff basketball. Memphis not exactly feeling it lol.

Me sitting down to watch the new season of #Andor: I should watch the last ep from season 1 to really remember what's going on. Wait, I can't watch this without watching One Way Out first. So Season 2 starts with S1E10 apparently...but the heist episode...

Pope Francis rn

Wait? The Rehearsal season 2 just started? Guess the Gemstones have a little competition tonight.

Me in the 2nd national security group chat.

That spin move from Ausar was WOW!!

Wheels starting to come off to wrap up the half. Not great. #pistons

The crowd filters during that break in the Pistons Raptors game were pure nightmare fuel. Technology was a mistake.

Let me join the choir: Eat shit Elon.