From a Canadian show, The Hour, apparently, but it could *just* as easily be a real White House briefing these days 🙄 substack.com/@reallyameri...

Oooh!

WTF did I just read 🫢 GOP congressman staffer accused of elaborate hoax after claiming she was abducted by anti-Trump activists | The Independent share.google/B3nAXcJMV5Rp...

This guy on Instagram, @godfreycomic, does the best impression I’ve seen. Like nobody’s seen before, can you believe it? Unbelievable, unbelievable. Lots of people are saying BIDE-in wouldn’t get such great impressions done of him. Seriously, this guy is great 🤣 www.instagram.com/reel/DRJKkfT...

Dementia is real!!!

Was browsing through houses for sale near me (just to be nosey) and this lovely house in Turnberry, Ayrshire (near The Great Fatsby’s Scottish golf course) caught my eye. Mainly for what I spotted on the wall behind their toilet. Snigger.

The demented old coffin-dodger is surely talking about a sim city type game he’s playing because *this* certainly bears no resemblance to reality ⬇️😵‍💫

So I currently pay £74 a month to @virginmediatv.bsky.social that includes an £18/m add-on for TNT Sports. Rolling contract, add/remove any time! Except if you decide to remove it they’ll also remove any discounts you get, so the new monthly price will be ... £70. Sneaky! Goodbye Virgin! 👋🏼

🤣🤣🤣 www.instagram.com/reel/DO1MqX_...

Yeah, ummm thanks but no thanks, not these days 🤣

Such a well-suited couple, the Millers. The comment this witch made back in 2018 about families being separated at the border is also awful 😢 Stephen Miller's wife issues 'warning to everyone' with horrifying threat: analyst www.rawstory.com/katie-miller...

Sounds like an interesting book. I think we can all see the parallels between Germany in 1933 and the not-so-United States in 2025. Humanity never learns 😥 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

I am cringing so hard right now watching the UK news. After waffling for about an hour in Tel Aviv, the 🍊🤡 is leaving the stage with “Simply the Best” by Tina Turner booming out the speakers. It’s every bit as bad as it sounds 🤢

Another cracker of a post from Oliver 👏🏻 open.substack.com/pub/oliverko...

Fantastic, colourful description of creepy weirdo Stephen 'Nosferatu' Miller open.substack.com/pub/oliverko...

Will I get in trouble for laughing at this? 🤣

Ice’s secretive flights and deportation hub: a Guardian investigation www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Good article from The Guardian newspaper. Step back and take it in: the US is entering full authoritarian mode | Jonathan Freedland www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Boop 💗

Do you think this would ever get as far as a courtroom? I don't think so. Imagine what might need to be disclosed! 🤯🫣 (also, I snort-laughed at the claim of "reputational damage" - listen, Miss Hard-face, what reputation?) www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Pot and kettle etc etc. Let’s talk about human rights abuse and lack of free speech in YOUR dictatorship, Doughboy Vance 🤔

Woke up at 7am to a burst pipe in the bathroom gushing hot water everywhere. Also, been raining in the kitchen through the light fittings 😱 Water off (finally), electricity off, still in my jammies and can’t even get my first coffee of the day. Fuck this.

Jesus Christ they love to give everything a tacky, childish name, don't they? The 'speedway slammer'? These people are supposed to be grown-ups ffs 🙄

“You cannot learn about this letter and believe for one second that Donald didn’t know full well what Epstein was up to.”

Meanwhile, over on the hell-site the breakup of the World’s Greatest Bromance continues to cause distress. I love how one sad MAGA encourages the Space Nazi to “talk to his mom” 😂

I hope our Scottish rain is as cold and heavy as it gets while he’s here. For a Florida man with fragile hair I imagine it could be quite intolerable. I also hope the midges eat him alive. We don’t want this POS polluting our air with his odious stench of dictatorship 🤬 www.bbc.com/news/article...

The world is watching you collaborate with thugs, Walmart. It’s a very bad look for a customer service-driven business! 😡

Current mood 🫩

#GVerse #Disturbing - Airman Christian Stephens posted a video saying he’s not proud to serve under #Shit4Brains and disapproves of ICE. Now it’s gone—replaced with a chilling message that he was forced into a psych hold, despite not being a threat. Please share. Repost!!!

far be it for me to claim to have improved on fine art but i did my best

Utterly terrifying. American carnage revisited as Trump plays president of permanent emergency www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Who made that cheap and nasty sign, the work experience kid? The borders aren’t even level 😂

Today is our last day in beautiful Rethymno, Crete, and we fly home to chilly Scotland tonight. I hate ‘last days’, it’s like reality is just waiting to catch up with you again! 😭

Some interesting - and some might say currently culturally relevant - shirts on sale in a goth shop in Greece. Tempting! 😁

Question 1. Why is his plate on top of a stack of newspapers, is it so he can reach it? Question 2. I wonder what that is in the open drawer?

Excited to see the new Mission Impossible film has arrived in Greece, starring that great Hollywood actor ‘Tom Kpoyz’.

The Trump Bill is a TROJAN HORSE to his Full Dictatorship. The Senate must block it. bsky.app/profile/sham...

SO THIS IS WHY THEY ARE PUSHING THIS BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT A provision in the proposed spending bill would restrict the authority of federal courts to hold government officials in contempt when they violate court orders. www.coloradopols.com/diary/212734...

The cat at our hotel having a light refreshment.

It wouldn’t surprise me. It really wouldn’t. edition.cnn.com/2025/05/19/p...

The local ‘wildlife’ 😁

Wildflowers in Crete 🇬🇷

Holidaying on the beautiful island of Crete, Greece 🇬🇷 and met a friendly American couple at breakfast. We got chatting. I only said “So, what’s going on with…:” and they held their hands up and said “We’re soooo sorry, honestly it’s just embarrassing” 🤣

A gentle reminder to keep your speed down on the roads, friends, and watch out for baby animals. Last night I found 2 little fox cubs dead on the road, a third (plus mum) standing over them, trying to wake them up 😭 I stopped the car and carried them off the road to a quieter place.

A 98 year old World War 2 veteran, returned to his tank to destroy one last Nazi car. He has a message for Elon Musk, Tesla, Putin, Trump and the international regressive movement. We crushed fascism before, and we'll crush it again, so let's go shall we? #3E #teslatakedown

Poignant!