I am cringing so hard right now watching the UK news. After waffling for about an hour in Tel Aviv, the 🍊🤡 is leaving the stage with “Simply the Best” by Tina Turner booming out the speakers. It’s every bit as bad as it sounds 🤢

Another cracker of a post from Oliver 👏🏻 open.substack.com/pub/oliverko...

Fantastic, colourful description of creepy weirdo Stephen 'Nosferatu' Miller open.substack.com/pub/oliverko...

Will I get in trouble for laughing at this? 🤣

Ice’s secretive flights and deportation hub: a Guardian investigation www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Good article from The Guardian newspaper. Step back and take it in: the US is entering full authoritarian mode | Jonathan Freedland www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Boop 💗

Do you think this would ever get as far as a courtroom? I don't think so. Imagine what might need to be disclosed! 🤯🫣 (also, I snort-laughed at the claim of "reputational damage" - listen, Miss Hard-face, what reputation?) www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Pot and kettle etc etc. Let’s talk about human rights abuse and lack of free speech in YOUR dictatorship, Doughboy Vance 🤔

Woke up at 7am to a burst pipe in the bathroom gushing hot water everywhere. Also, been raining in the kitchen through the light fittings 😱 Water off (finally), electricity off, still in my jammies and can’t even get my first coffee of the day. Fuck this.

Jesus Christ they love to give everything a tacky, childish name, don't they? The 'speedway slammer'? These people are supposed to be grown-ups ffs 🙄

“You cannot learn about this letter and believe for one second that Donald didn’t know full well what Epstein was up to.”

Meanwhile, over on the hell-site the breakup of the World’s Greatest Bromance continues to cause distress. I love how one sad MAGA encourages the Space Nazi to “talk to his mom” 😂

I hope our Scottish rain is as cold and heavy as it gets while he’s here. For a Florida man with fragile hair I imagine it could be quite intolerable. I also hope the midges eat him alive. We don’t want this POS polluting our air with his odious stench of dictatorship 🤬 www.bbc.com/news/article...

The world is watching you collaborate with thugs, Walmart. It’s a very bad look for a customer service-driven business! 😡

Current mood 🫩

#GVerse #Disturbing - Airman Christian Stephens posted a video saying he’s not proud to serve under #Shit4Brains and disapproves of ICE. Now it’s gone—replaced with a chilling message that he was forced into a psych hold, despite not being a threat. Please share. Repost!!!

far be it for me to claim to have improved on fine art but i did my best

Utterly terrifying. American carnage revisited as Trump plays president of permanent emergency www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Who made that cheap and nasty sign, the work experience kid? The borders aren’t even level 😂

Today is our last day in beautiful Rethymno, Crete, and we fly home to chilly Scotland tonight. I hate ‘last days’, it’s like reality is just waiting to catch up with you again! 😭

Some interesting - and some might say currently culturally relevant - shirts on sale in a goth shop in Greece. Tempting! 😁

Question 1. Why is his plate on top of a stack of newspapers, is it so he can reach it? Question 2. I wonder what that is in the open drawer?

Excited to see the new Mission Impossible film has arrived in Greece, starring that great Hollywood actor ‘Tom Kpoyz’.

The Trump Bill is a TROJAN HORSE to his Full Dictatorship. The Senate must block it. bsky.app/profile/sham...

SO THIS IS WHY THEY ARE PUSHING THIS BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT A provision in the proposed spending bill would restrict the authority of federal courts to hold government officials in contempt when they violate court orders. www.coloradopols.com/diary/212734...

The cat at our hotel having a light refreshment.

It wouldn’t surprise me. It really wouldn’t. edition.cnn.com/2025/05/19/p...

The local ‘wildlife’ 😁

Wildflowers in Crete 🇬🇷

Holidaying on the beautiful island of Crete, Greece 🇬🇷 and met a friendly American couple at breakfast. We got chatting. I only said “So, what’s going on with…:” and they held their hands up and said “We’re soooo sorry, honestly it’s just embarrassing” 🤣

A gentle reminder to keep your speed down on the roads, friends, and watch out for baby animals. Last night I found 2 little fox cubs dead on the road, a third (plus mum) standing over them, trying to wake them up 😭 I stopped the car and carried them off the road to a quieter place.

A 98 year old World War 2 veteran, returned to his tank to destroy one last Nazi car. He has a message for Elon Musk, Tesla, Putin, Trump and the international regressive movement. We crushed fascism before, and we'll crush it again, so let's go shall we? #3E #teslatakedown

Poignant!

America is Fucked, with a capital FFFFF, so does anyone on the entire planet REALLY believe Canada would become some kind of utopian American state? Just fuck off with this nonsense. Seriously 🙄

Says it all quite succinctly, I feel.

Current situation 😕

My husband says he saw this cheap little keyring and had to get it for me. How cheeky! But mostly accurate these days lol 🤪

The US constitution: a guide From the new Private Eye, out now.

When will more people in America stop burying their heads in the sand and realise exactly what’s happening, and what’s going to happen? Because although it’s hard to imagine, it *will*. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Advert in a British newspaper yesterday. Thanks but I’ll pass, just in case I wind up in El Salvador for having critical comments of ‘Dear Leader’ on my phone 🫤

What a lovely message of condolence and sorrow from the US “president” regarding the tourists killed yesterday in New York. Oh… wait.

Snoozes for Maggie on a sunny Sunday

Good morning America. Get out there and show your feelings today!

More cowards! The US as a free country is fast disappearing over the horizon and it's taken just under 10 short weeks. Wow. www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...

Hilarious that the US want to take over Greenland but can't even spell the region it's in.