Maybe my bosses were right.... I don't take myself or anything I do seriously I won't get anywhere if I don't wake the fuck up

I'm so done with this year already bro I don't have the patience or time for it.

Yeah...I'm not all that special. I'm just another raccoon stoner that plays guitar I don't deserve to be really seen so what's really the point? I just exist.

So they just started implementing the Age verification shit on bsky for Texas so if anyone actually WANT to keep in touch I have telegram and Discord Other than that I'll be deleting this account

lil thingy for drpepper12 on FA!

I spoke with Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes today and he asked me to pass on his support for my Raccoons Are Impervious To Rules bill to my fellow Congressmen.

To all younger furs that have an issue with the fandom being "Too kinky" and "that we need to purge the kink side": You can leave. No, seriously. You can actually leave. No one asked for your input, the fandom has no room for your bigotry bullshit. Find something else if you can't handle that. ✌️

JNCOons c-walked so you could run.

I need some bros to take a photo like this Who up for it?

As a wrestling fan I'm allowed to say DDT > Cutter Fight me!

ICE shot this man, a loving husband and father of three, dead, for the crime of going to work Tuesday morning. His family's gofundme for funeral/services is about halfway to its goal gofund.me/660ca4364

i am real

Raccoon Riffage Limp Bizkit Wes Borland Esque hehe #Numetal #Shoegaze #Nugaze

So let me get this straight (And anyone who knows me knows how much I hate that...) All I have to do is make a Tik Tok of me shaking my ass for views in fursuit and add a vague caption on it to gain a following? That's crazy....

For one reason or another, you've found yourself on the business end of Orion's shrink ray. Welcome to your new life~ Amazing YCH from @solacelunis.bsky.social ✨️💜 #sizesky #macrofurry

SAY IT LOUDER!!

Thank fucking God, OMEGA!!

Comm for @bermudatravolta.bsky.social !

Big zigzagoon Bigzagoon, if you will

Their message touched the world

Regarding the first part of this:

“Get your ass down here….” TT: @ashleyhewitt1

and why he waiting? #raccoon #furry #furryart #pastry

“HMOFA” gurl shut the hell up and call yourself a furry like the rest of us

Hot take: Anyone who says that they only have a social media account to gain a following is clearly using social media wrong. It's in the name: SOCIAL Socialize with others, your followers aren't a fan base. Treat them like you would people in public.

Honestly rate yourself: Looks: 6.5/10 Creativity: 8/10 Humor: 9/10 Mental Health: 7/10 Empathy: 9/10 Patience: 7/10 Social Skills: 7.5/10 (Need improvement) Memory: 9/10

Raccoons are simple creatures.

It’s not just an aesthetic, It’s a lifestyle! Keep Furry Weird!!!

Idea! At a con I'mma start a raccoon church (chirrch) and I'mma be the pastor dammit!

Not a morning person… 🥱💤💤

BF: "What tf am I doing wrong in this puzzle?" Me: "You want a hint?" BF: "Yes..." Me: "So Typhon Deleon is the first Vault Hunter, Right?" BF: "Yeah?" Me: "Then Why is handsome Jack there on the stage?" BF: "Ohhhhh!"

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......... Looks like I'm not eating rice for a good few hours Let them do their thing I guess 🤷‍♂️

Listen! If you ain't putting peanut butter, cinnamon and brown sugar on your pancakes Have you actually experienced everything?

🚨 VERY IMPORTANT LORE!!! 🚨

I need her, I need her I NEED HER!! #Guitar #Shoegaze #Grungegaze #Nugaze

I keep seeing people thinking this is a bluesky problem. If you're seeing this it thinks you're in a state or country with age verification laws. This is what every social media site will do if KOSA and the KIDS Act succeeds. Running to another socmed won't fix it, we have to fight the source.

List of things to do: *Writes "Buy white suspenders" in bright green colors*

This! my friends, is called "damage control"! Yeah...no one believes you're actually sorry about what you did If you truly meant, you would have condemned Flamethefawn for their unhinged post clasking for the elimination of fucking ADULTS, not furries, ADULTS in fucking diapers.

Maned wolves by nature are stated to be elusive. Not this one though. He loves the spotlight! ✨ 🎨 -> @clairebearart.bsky.social

the kinds of character design notes i leave for myself...

"Hmm....what to do with you. Given how small you are, I could stuff you between my toes, squish you under my sole, or you could stand there as I flaunt my big stompers for your viewing pleasure. I don't mind what you choose~" Absolutely WONDERFUL piece done by @WatchOutForDragons on FA.

Hey, in case you didn't know...