People always ask me, as a spaceship captain, if they can fuck the spaceship's artificial intelligence unit Buddy, they don't even let ME fuck it

Shrink @scitiv.bsky.social and put him between my asscheeks, call that a hot dog

Me 'n @flammtay.bsky.social

The space yeehaw vibe never stops ✨️

Watched Mickey 17 yesterday and it is a wonderfully silly adventure It also has me thinking about micro cloning shenanigans again eheh

A bold new political slogan

Lines and wires and poles, oh my! 📷: Canon R6m2, 50mm/1.8

Some fall colors 💜 📷: Canon R6m2, 50mm/1.8

Sparkle and fade ✨️ 📷: Canon R6m2, 50mm/1.8

Imagine inviting your alien pal to come visit Earth and dooming all of humanity in the process 🌎🤏

Being micro and making nanos kiss my paws in exchange for my help because who's gonna notice 'em but me~? 🐾💜

One day you're living a normal life on earth, the next you're an inch tall getting dropped into a pretty raccoon boy's spaceboot. Pinned beneath his warm toes allllll day as he works up a sweat on some cosmic adventure, your existence reduced to being an insole Life comes at ya fast~ 💜

Good morning

There's a big difference between "You're a gross little bug" (derogatory) and "You're a gross little bug" (affectionate) Though both are usually followed by me raising my paw to stomp on you~ 🐾💜

Just chillin' on the beach ✨️💜

Just chillin' on the beach ✨️💜

I've made a lot of good progress this week with everyone's help, and I'm only about 150 shy of where I need to be. Please share this around a little bit more, it's really helped me get back into a stable space!

Imagine inviting your alien pal to come visit Earth and dooming all of humanity in the process 🌎🤏

And now thanks to @scitiv.bsky.social my silly idea is a shirt :3

"moby dick" is how fans shorten the title it's actualy mobile suit richard

call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it

Gonna see folks I cherish in VR tonight Gonna do karaoke tomorrow which I've been practicing my singing for It's going to be a good weekend even if I have to mold it into one with my bare fuckin' hands ✨️💜

I can't believe the Street View car passed by in the neighborhood!! Art: @essyx.bsky.social

10/10 take. No notes.

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

I'm losing my mind over how many reviewers are like "GDT's Frankenstein makes you wonder who the real monster is." THAT'S THE STORY! That's the story Shelley wrote!

Sometimes, when something silly or suboptimal happens, I'll look straight into an imaginary camera and say something deadpan like I'm Jim from The Office

😉🐾

Orion wearing his shrink ray and blaster pistols like this, tho

In case my small posting yet big raccbear photos cause any confusion, I want you to know that my size moods (despite leaning smaller) tend to flip between big and small like:

*twirls hair* what if my friends were all way bigger than me eheh that would be soooo crazy...

Orion: Space is very dangerous! If you wanna travel with me, you have to be cautious and respect safety standards! Also Orion:

www.ko-fi.com/brelly www.throne.com/brelly 🌸💖🎶

lol

I've always been kinda self conscious about my voice, so it really has been a huge self-confidence boost how sweet folks are about it whenever I make my silly VR clips 👉👈

Really needed to self indulge tonight… 😵‍💫💦

I'm about halfway through reading Don Quixote and so far it feels like Sancho Panza's entire vibe is just:

Luna 🌙✨️ My telescope isn't the sharpest, but I'm still pretty damn happy with the shots I can get with it u.u

I am 99% sure I have some flavor of undiagnosed spectrum disorder And that's okay. I'm not the best at communicating but I try my best. I'm really not great at subtlety. There's no subtext or hidden messages to my behavior, and if it ever comes across that way I can promise its not intended

oo wee oo

Spotter after a shift in the work boot Photo drawovers are fun for micro stuff #spottartt

Orion: Space is very dangerous! If you wanna travel with me, you have to be cautious and respect safety standards! Also Orion:

Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover

Big alien boys with cute paws and purple hair, am I right?

onto better things :-) 🌅

When I finally get caught for my crimes but I still want to project a comfy vibe

You're gonna need a bigger boat...