I found out today that i can't go to the cinema without wearing something absorbent how do people do 2 hour movies?

"huspuppy" is such a good word

Can you tell that @jimmy.wuffster.live lives here now?

It turned out to be right next to the potty which goes to show that puppy should just be kept in diapers so that doesn't happen again

Look, I'm*am* big, it's just that the delicate balance of hydration and dry pants is not an exact science

Is the opposite of a soggy diaper a crispy diaper?

@jimmy.wuffster.live is really good at numbers!

I was in DMs with another diaper fur that works in education just now and the etymology of diaper came up and it's just so very on-brand for two academic diaper furs to just *know* the etymology of diaper Like, *of course* we also get a little nerdy and academic about our kinks

My brain randomly said "a banana in the diaper is worth two in the hand" and I'm wondering why on earth we had that thought

very funny to get a big ol' box of diapers addressed to "Jimmy Wuffster" in the mail.

The establishment doesn't want you to know this! You can end the inconvenience of bathroom breaks with this one simple trick.

I walked to work in the rain with a waterproof jacket, normal jeans, and no umbrella and it looks and feels like i wet my pants

Why did YouTube put this in my recs? Lmaoooooo youtube.com/shorts/Dg6q6...

I am so sorry, I misread "Buddy hoodie" as Buddy Holly, so I couldn't resist making this despite needing to wrest my rist I present to you Buddy Collie

Being an Autistic babyfur like:

cackling at the idea of "diaper posers"

The worst part of the Northshore AI commercial was that it would have been painfully straightforward to shoot it with live actors. Nothing about that commercial even required an animation or effects budget

I'm losing my goddamn mind

So, it's definitely the sounds and smells. Running your hand over the plastic of a diaper and hearing it crinkle is great. Snoofing an especially soaky diaper from someone i love while they're still wearing it is borderline intoxicating

I try my hardest *not* to wear a diapers when my IBS acts up, but I do not trust myself tonight

Guess I'll be wearing my just-in-case diapers just in case

my gamer pants leaked D:

Okay, see, now THIS is advertising

This is making me angry enough to post on main: If you are in a space that services mostly kinksters, and in particular a large portion of your customer base are furries and artists you will be shunned for using ai. Fullstop

I've gotta ask, because it feels like a no-brainer: Surely some diaper company has done this design before

So my friend got me these cute 可愛い 嘘の カワウソ x サンリオキャラクターズ stickers, and i have to ask: does she know?

LRT: I commonly have a yellow spot on my crotch, and you don't see the Times writing an article about me

*immature giggling*

I hate how much I need an adult sometimes Like sometimes I do the adulting and then I just stop and I just need someone to tell me "keep going you're not finished, yet"

Diapers need anti-booster pads where when you wet them they get twice as wet as they should

while we're gamecube kink-posting, I forgot to post this when I made it a million years ago

I can't quite put my finger on why, but I get the feeling this game was important to some of you probably

it's 10pm Do you know where YOUR plushies are?

Trump shat himself again (this time in the oval office) and—as an expert in accidentally shitting myself—i have to get something off my chest:

thinking about the diaper cube again

In Spanish, we don't say "good luck" before a performance we "mucha mierda" which means "may you have lots of poop" which i think is more fun

Sometimes, if nobody is drawing your headcanon you have to just draw it yourself (character is an adult Lalafell) #Diaper

Which knight of the Heaven's Ward do you think acts as a portapup for the rest of them? It's gotta be Ser Haumeric the Valiant, right?

The whole context in case it gets deleted:

It's the most wonderful tiiiime of the yearrrr (BDF) With the kids crinkles smelling and everyone checking the state of your reeeeeeeear It's the most wonderful tiiiiiime of the yeaaarrrr

Saw someone try to be moderate about AI. So I want to provide a helpful reminders. If you're on the fence but dont want to get blasted for responding publicly, feel free to DM me. Im happy to provide explanations.

Brb. Designing a custom Arkham investigator whose personal weakness is "wet the bed"

@pixelpreschooler.bsky.social just wet the bed and said it was "a level 1 bed wetting event, not a level 5 event which involves hallucinations, paranoia, and insanity" They can't even have night time accidents and avoid referencing Higurashi

@jimmy.wuffster.live just doesn't understand the nuance here

Hmmmm... :/ Y'know, maybe i should start wearing diapers to bed

when you want to incorporate a little knife play

Trying to explain to a friend group that I can't make it to their party because I'm going to a diaper donner party instead, without saying that I have diaper dinner party plans already "That's just down the street couldn't you stop by for a little bit?" "I'll probably not be... properly attired?"

I wish there were such things as adult-sized diapers. Imagine how convenient it would be if that kind of tech existed irl