Warren Greene
@warreng909.bsky.social
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Music - The Beatles, MBV, Spacemen 3, Spiritualized. Football -
#LFC
& OGC Nice. Fostering in Surrey
I’ve discovered the secret to quick weight loss. Fostering. That’s it. 6kg in 8 weeks.
about 5 hours ago
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Kraftwerk at the Royal Albert Hall. First gig I’ve been to in London for years and not stood next to Stewart Lee
about 17 hours ago
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On train to Preston. People with rucksacks and tiny brains should be shot
8 days ago
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Offered our 12 year old foster child a strawberry. She’s messaged her social worker saying that it’s tantamount to abuse
12 days ago
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Congratulations to Hull City on getting 18 points next season. 4 of them against us
14 days ago
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@matt77r.bsky.social
this is complements this perfect weather nicely
14 days ago
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We’ve had 9 months of shit weather. Stop fucking whining. It’s our time now
14 days ago
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Hannah
14 days ago
Beginning to find people in this country’s ability to not enjoy anything without whinging absolutely intolerable. Just slap on the factor 50 and shut the fuck up
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Popped out to grab some lunch at a cafe in Park Royal and bumped into some Hull fans. I think they thought London would be a bit more glamorous
15 days ago
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Snortin run of form on
@bbcradio6musicbot.bsky.social
@laurenlaverne.bsky.social
this morning. MBV, Ride, deary, Slowdive & Chapterhouse. I can almost feel my fringe growing back
16 days ago
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It feels like we’ve had about 7 hours continuous coverage of Eurovision on the BBC. Nice of BBC News to report on, er, the Eurovision Song Contest straight after it
25 days ago
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Just limbering to annoy the Gen Z members of the household during Eurovision tonight “What are they saying?” “Is that a boy or a girl?” “Oooh, that Spanish girl was nice
25 days ago
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Tell you what lads, I’ve cracked this overnight oats caper.
25 days ago
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Isn't everyone forgetting that Burnham is a bit useless?
25 days ago
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Clive Lewis has gone full Gustavo Fring
26 days ago
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Arne Slot and Keir Starmer should get together given they're being roundly vilified for really not being that bad
26 days ago
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Is it possible that there are just a lot of stupid people about?
29 days ago
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I always thought that 30% of the country were thick and/or racist. It's a shame they've been emboldened to be proud of it
29 days ago
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Simon Pegg
about 1 month ago
"Before you ask; Persil Non-Bio."
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My daughter’s just corrected my pronunciation of “wagyu”
#surreylife
about 1 month ago
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If Trump was in any way normal he’d be thinking “maybe I should pack in being a knobhead cos everyone keeps trying to shoot me”
about 1 month ago
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The biggest shock about all this Chelsea kerfuffle this week is finding out Cucurella had a barber
about 1 month ago
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Kid B has just called saying he's got us tickets for Saturday. My child getting tickets for me for the match!!!!! I'm old now
about 2 months ago
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I got fist-bumped in the gym last night, and now in the office. Nothing for 55 years and now it's gone crazy. Can't we just revert to shaking hands again?
about 2 months ago
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There are many disturbing and surreal things happening in the world right now. Trump, the rise of the right in the U.K., climate change but nothing, nothing is as surreal and frightening as Cole Palmer’s haircut
about 2 months ago
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“Erm, no. Can I just have a coffee?”
about 2 months ago
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You’ve not lived until you’ve stood behind a French family buying train tickets
about 2 months ago
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Aaaaaand she’s happy
about 2 months ago
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Not sure why they’ve got inverted commas here
about 2 months ago
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Good Lord - surely adoption awaits the young chap
add a skeleton here at some point
2 months ago
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Did I see Doreen from Planet X on the recent McCartney Man on the Run documentary?
2 months ago
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My wife (of 30 years) has just revealed that when she was a child the muesli of choice was Alpen. I genuinely thought it was the stuff of legends or reserved for the Royal Family. Alpen!
3 months ago
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I think AI needs to up it's game
3 months ago
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Someone’s had the nerve to wear these in the office. And he’s sitting there, bold as brass, wearing a beanie
3 months ago
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Michael Mills
3 months ago
I salute the pedantry of the child’s new toy.
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ITV 10.45pm. Don’t miss it
3 months ago
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Just turned on the Barcelona/Newcastle clash and I’m shocked. Not by the score but the font on the Barcelona shirts
3 months ago
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Still playing this a couple of times a week. He needs to do a few gigs. Specifically SW London
@violetterecords.com
#johncanningyates
open.spotify.com/album/04i2AR...
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The Quiet Portraits
https://open.spotify.com/album/04i2AR2T0Y14ev1DGkrZAD?si=sfWbgrXCSiezWzq3rOpfZQ
3 months ago
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Dear Wales - Paul Calf was a comedy figure, not a style icon
3 months ago
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A bit of a shocker at work this week. I’ve been waiting for someone to finish something for me and she sent it across on Friday. I was so excited I quickly typed “Great - you’re fantastic!” and pressed send. But I was so excited and pressed too soon and it spellchecked to “Great - you’re fat”
3 months ago
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This is a song
open.spotify.com/track/2PeyQv...
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I Don't Believe in You - 1997 Remaster
https://open.spotify.com/track/2PeyQvyaViallofbtwS4PL?si=d7f03e5cc4d74b71
3 months ago
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I love it when you accidentally leave something in your Amazon basket by mistake and then later buy a book for ÂŁ7.99. Then the ÂŁ1,500 shed turns up.
3 months ago
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@vinyloffers.bsky.social
To good to be true - cancelled by Music Magpie
3 months ago
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You know you're getting old when you start fancying prospective parliamentary candidates
3 months ago
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To the driver of the car that broke down at J9 of the M25 - I hope the repairs are prohibitively expensive and you have to spend the rest of your life walking everywhere
3 months ago
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The best bit about being snowed under at work is putting earbuds in to focus and get your head down then that becomes a signal for knobheads to start queuing at your desk to talk about inane things
3 months ago
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“Don’t forget one of those Taylor Swift curry kits” “Spice Tailor?” “One of them as well”
3 months ago
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Not. At. All. Bored.
4 months ago
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Shocking day at work today. Main (and only) constructive achievement was getting a load of plaque of the dog's teeth
4 months ago
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We’re all just waiting for the Donald to log on aren’t we?
4 months ago
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