Just wish that one time a sports star celebrating after someone has died would point at the ground instead of the sky. 'Only one place they were going'.

£3.99 from Oxfam. Them were the days. #NowPlaying

Afternoon. #NowPlaying

I am not, by nature, a cafe/coffee shop person. Owing to circumstances (no pub) I've currently become one. It's a whole new world out there. Just had two flummoxed ladies looking at me daft while I tried to explain what I wanted ('oh, that!') Know how my nan felt taking us to McDonalds now.

It really shouldn't be difficult to make my tablet screen appear on my telly with some regularity yet here we are. Or more accurately aren't.

49 years old and just had my first Pot Noodle. These things could catch on.

Bobby Keys klaxon! Man just makes everything better.

Splendid.

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Wearing multiple layers with hoods cos of cold. Just caught myself in the mirror and I look like him from The Road. May need a rethink.

Just caught a bit of Ronnie Wood on Desert Island Discs then. He's just fab. Big Bill, Jimmy Reed, Howkin' Wolf. Well worth a listen.

Couches in pubs and cafes always seem like a good idea til you find yourself uncomfortably perched on the edge of the seat to have your drink and food.

Evening. #NowPlaying

Flicking through the radio in the car looking for a decent tune and just got the Mock Turtles back to back on Smooth then R2. Is this a signal? Are we being invaded?

Played this for the first time in ages yesterday. Fab. Feel like I'm now being mocked by one of the main tracks though. #Can'tGetNoSleep

Just seen the Irish carbon monoxide advert with the singing canary and I'm a bit disturbed, truth be told.

@mjowen174.bsky.social Hello sir. Me again with the antibiotics questions. I know you said you had a load through i/v. Did it bugger up your taste at all? Certain things (particularly booze annoyingly) just taste bloody horrible and I'm hoping it's only temporary! Cheers.

E-books need to have the %read set to the end of the story, not any additional gubbins at the end. Just sat down to read the last 5% of a book that I've really enjoyed and there was one bleedin' page left! Feel robbed. #BookSky

Afternoon. A day for staying in. #NowPlaying #JazzSky

Playing this again. Ace. #NowPlaying

Good evening. #NowPlaying

Not clearly marking side A/B on a record label should result in some form of severe discomfort for whoever pressed the bloody thing.

Postie's been. This is fab. Florian Pellissier Quintet. #NowPlaying #JazzSky

42nd and final day of i/v antibiotics. Let's try and not do that again.

5 actual whole hours sleep. Feel vaguely human.

A grand total of 1 and a half pints consumed in September. No whisky or wine either. By fuck it's miserable. #HowBadCanSmackBe

All sorts of fun. #NowPlaying

Evening #NowPlaying #JazzSky

Just seen that @troubleinmind.bsky.social have ceased to be. A shame. Bought some great stuff they put out. Not least this. Mmoss if you were wondering.

Splendid. #NowPlaying

Evening.

Whenever I watched American telly and a character was after some Tylenol I just presumed it was some mad prescription shit they get over there that housewives secretly get addicted to. How disappointing to find out it's just paracetomol.

Merry xmas.

Don't think I've had a McDonald's milkshake for more than 20 years and it's all I can think about having right now. Can I be arsed going to get one?

When you're really struggling to sleep the last thing you need is a spider coming out your pillow case and running over your ear. #FFS

Had to leave the house with 5 to go to go pick up the boy and his elder brothers from the game. Had audio comms on from LFC.TV in the car. When Simeone was tussling with the steward it's the first time I've heard the word 'knobhead' used on commentary. Twice. Well in Aldo.

A day when you just want to fucking scream and the thought of a restorative pint in a quiet pub appeals but then your body says 'remember, we don't like that beer stuff at the moment'. Screaming it is then.

If you're singing 'Premier League, corrupt as fuck' then you deserve to go down. If you're singing it after the lad who handled it is stood there with his head in his hands cos he can't believe how stupid he's been you should be fucked off to non-league.

Heating's on.

Evening. #NowPlaying #JazzSky

Bakersfield PD.

Temporarily off the booze. Just checked my bank. Apart from direct debits I haven't spent any money for 10 days. Think I might have twigged where it all goes.

Talking to the nurse earlier. 'I felt like I'd met you before but couldn't think when. Then at a team meeting we were discussing you and realised it's cos you look like Peter Crouch.'

The sooner those meals in a pill that Tomorrow's World promised us turn up, the better.

Drinking lemon and ginger tea for reasons of health. Apparently there are perverts who do so for fun.

'What was your favourite bit of Southport Airshow, son? Show us some pics you took.'

Hospital canteen noodle bar. 'Do you want a bit of chilli sauce on those?' 'Yes please'. Thank fuck A&E is round the corner is all I'm saying.

I fucking hate transfers, transfer speculation, the transfer window and transfer deadline day. Pack it in.

In other news, I'm browsing for slankets. Who knew there was such choice?

When sat there feeling a bit zombied having baseball on the telly in the background is very soothing. They've just been discussing who taught them to tie a tie as kids. Like TMS with American accents.