Damehood for Brenda From Bristol for services to political discourse

It is a good magazine tbf

Currently the sole contents of my fridge are a bottle of Bolly, two microwaveable chocolate puddings and a pen and a half of Wegovy. I’ve peaked.

Reminded today that Sinitta dated Brad Pitt in the 80s. This entire paragraph is incredible.

InPost Locker, I beg. I’m never going to leave a review. Please leave me alone

Alex Hassell please. Thank you

Victoria Wood - As Seen On TV (15th February 1985). Then it was, what do you think of Marx? I said I think their pants have dropped off.

Their somewhat less successful follow up to Living Next Door To Alice

The kind of messages you receive when you and your bf are the two most online people to ever live

Is she gonna be the lady that wees herself?

Let’s stop turning everything into a musical please. This is gross. Ian & Myra: The Musical next is it?

I’ve been listening to Radio 2 for two weeks now and I don’t think I’ve got another Never Too Much by Luther Vandross in me tbh

I’m officially done with The Discourse. I don’t have it in me to be performatively outraged about the Pantone colour of the year. It’s giving “you’re shouting at tea, Sue”

I’ve made a conscious effort to stop mindlessly scrolling on twitter and TikTok, however I’ve replaced it with mindlessly scrolling on Vinted instead and it’s costing me a fucking fortune

Happy pride month to the fella who does the announcements at Tottenham Court Rd Station and the fella who does the announcements at Tottenham Court Rd Station ONLY. Have a good one babe x

Delighted to be staying in Vienna’s premier Russ Abbott themed hotel

CLAIRE IT’S FRENCH #eurovision

I cannot speak the month of June out loud without immediately following it up with @paullitchfield.bsky.social’s impression of Terry Scott. It’s becoming a real problem.

Just heard the new Gaga single and all of a sudden have the urge to be in a provincial nightclub wearing business casual and a statement necklace

FAO @hellothisisivan.bsky.social www.instagram.com/p/DFkRLo5tbb...

Phwoar-gra more like.

First time watching The Dark Crystal and audibly gasped as Aughra’s huge tits and rock hard nips. Insane work from Jim and the lads

Her spiteful arrogance was astounding

Bluesky / Twitter

Rewatched Chicago and couldn’t help but think how much better it would have been if Billy Flynn was played by Beppe off Eastenders instead of Richard Gere

For posterity, here's the precise moment on 13th November 1980 when Britain moved from the 70s to the 80s #TOTP

Finished Rivals this evening - so fun! But I think we can all agree the breakout star is Danny Dyer’s syrup

Quote post with a picture of you from the ‘80s

I have no idea why I’m here. I don’t even tweet.