I was at a dog-friendly bar in NW Portland tonight and a table behind me started singing Happy Birthday and then I realized it wasn’t for a person but a really old dog who was wearing a crown and he was old and fucking adorable and I love this city

Put me in coach I’m ready to play .. today … Centerfield.

She is so content.

She is really showing off today. Gorgeous PNW Spring day.

I also cannot believe it is 2026, and we are still using passwords! AI dominated an event full of vendor hyperbole, user apprehension, and some meaningful cybersecurity dialogue. Here’s an overview of the state of the industry today. www.csoonline.com/article/4154...

The FBI Internet Crime Report for 2025 says Americans lost over $17 billion to cyber fraud last year. $7.2bn of that was related to crypto scams, $3bn to BEC attacks and $2bn to tech support scams. Meanwhile, AI-fraud threats cost victims almost $900m www.infosecurity-magazine.com/news/17bn-lo...

The @SLEUTHCON CFP closes next week. Don’t waste valuable time doing your taxes. Submit! Submit! Submit!

This year have been behind on holidays greeting .. Chag Pesach Sameach and also - Happy Easter to all who celebrate!

Day 28 International Women's Month - we celebrate Ann Johnson (@ajohnsocyber.bsky.social) for her leadership in all areas. "There is no such thing as allyship without action. We have to use our voice because our future depends on us doing something & saying something." #datawit #celebratingwomen

It’s mine. No, it’s mine.

Missing little Landry tonight.

And more cyber pups!

Kevin the dog picking out a toy: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected...

The pups are always with me in spirit. #RSAC

This is Hank. He is incredibly invested in this plumbing project that does not require him in the slightest. 13/10 (TT: compound_interest_)

It is always a good idea to confirm your voter registration early if you plan to vote. One year I could not vote because of a move and a name mismatch at social security (marriage name change - sound familiar?) If I had checked and resolved earlier, I could have fixed it in time.

It's hard to think about retiring from racing, because mushing is, and will always be, a huge part of my life. So I took a journey with my older dogs, who have retired themselves. They've taught me so much over the years; now, they're teaching me to live with change. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/18/m...

Proud to be attending the Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscar Watch Party with two of my favorite people. It’s a privilege to be raising funds for those who need it most.

variety.com/2026/scene/h... Proud to be an Ambassador for the Elton John AIDS Foundation and headed to LA this weekend to raise money. Will try not to embarrass myself fangirling over Adam Lambert.

Umm. It’s March. In Seattle

The cybercriminal threat actor tracked by Microsoft Threat Intelligence as Storm-2561 is running an SEO-poisoning campaign that redirects people searching for enterprise VPN software to spoofed sites and malicious ZIP downloads leading to credential theft. msft.it/63325Qly9f

Everyone stop what you're doing, the Mariners are selling fries, nachos, and fish and chips in ferries now. www.mlb.com/mariners/bal...

On this day 30 years ago, The Birdcage and Fargo opened in theaters. Crazy to think we were once handed straight up classics like that.

Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.

Good morning!

AM HAMDSOME

Horses whinny to find new friends, greet old ones and celebrate happy moments like feeding time. According to a new study, they also whistle.

The adorable little pup is completely exhausted after hours of play.

Sports are the god damn coolest thing on the fucking planet, man

Folks - you might be mad, embarrassed, discouraged, angry about the state of US politics. But the Olympics only come around every four years. Athletes train their entire lives for them. I refuse to allow the current environment to diminish the dreams and accomplishments of these folks.

I don’t always love our local, independent paper @seattletimes-rss.bsky.social but I’m very happy we have one.

kitchenfunwithmy3sons.com/fluffy-panca... Spent my morning re-seasoning cast iron pans and making fantastic pancakes. Thought I would share the recipe.

SHE’S SO GOLDEN 🥇 Alysa Liu wins GOLD and becomes the first U.S. woman to medal in figure skating since 2002.

Publication day for Battlefields: The Chicago White Sox and the Great War. My thanks to @bloomsburyacademic.bsky.social and all who advised and encouraged me along the way.

TEAM USA TAKES GOLD 🥇 Megan Keller wins it in overtime, helping the U.S. to a 2-1 victory over Canada.

Scoop: Ring's CEO told staff Search Party is not going to be just for dogs, according to a leaked email I obtained. Said it is "first for finding dogs" before suggesting it would be expanded to be used for crime: www.404media.co/leaked-email...

NEW: The data breach at fintech giant Figure Technology affected 967,200 customers, with hackers stealing their names, dates of birth, physical addresses, and phone numbers, as Have I Been Pwned found after analyzing the stolen data.

For the 2026 primary elections, NPR has collected deadlines and information on how to register to vote — online, in person or by mail — in every U.S. state and territory. n.pr/4ayRPUJ

“A titan.” Stars from Adam Sandler to Viola Davis, Walton Goggins, Marisa Tomei, and more are honoring Robert Duvall following the actor’s death yesterday at 95. www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...

Mama - I expect breakfast before work even when work is super early … Mariah, probably.

Was at the gym - super setting w/ dead lifts and bicep curls. Guy asked if he could share my barbells between sets - gym was packed. Didn’t pay any attention to him as I nodded and went back to my music. Hubs came over and whispered ‘you’re sharing weights w Bruce Springsteen.’ Ohhhh

Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...

Two IPs now generate 56% of all CVE-2025-55182 exploitation traffic. One deploys cryptominers. The other opens reverse shells. We dug into the infrastructure. What we found goes back to 2020.

Sorry, Mariah, we are NOT going to the Seahawks parade.

Congratulations to the US Figure Skating team gold medal winners!! Truly a team effort … but - wow - Ilia Malinin with over 200 points in his free skate for the team medal.

www.thetrevorproject.org It’s always a good time to donate -