The project 2025 thing is like how toddlers will hide just their face and go "I'm not heeere!" & you're like "i can see you. You're right there" & they're like "no I'm nooot" & then they jump out like "Ha! I tricked you! I WAS right here!" Like yall weren't making direct eye contact the entire time

this morning my 4-year-old asked me if I was eating an "all the time bagel" (he forgot the word for an everything bagel)

One time when testing out an email forwarding thing I sent my husband the bee movie script and now when I search my email for pretty much any word the bee movie email shows up

In the book I'm on right now, published in 1961 but set in an advanced future with interplanetary travel, a character's parentage was just revealed, and another character (a medical professional!) asked "How do they know?" & the answer had to do with blood types and hair/eye color lmao

I really want to play ghost of yotei but I didnt play ghost of tsushima and probably won't is it good to play yotei on its own?

Is the touch kiosk at McDonald's a video game? All the hard hitting questions on episode 93 of Let's Learn Everything! Unsolved Maths Problems & Video Game Controllers with our best friend Ellen Weatherford.

providing enrichment for our cat by doing weird shit he's never seen humans do before at least once a day

happy September 21st to those who celebrate

watching episode 7 of dandadan while running at the gym trying to lock in thru the tears

reading mid-century science fiction is really interesting because they imagined in the 21st century we'd have vacation homes on Mars and robot butlers but no cell phones

I had the idea that I would read every book that's won a hugo award & then I realized that mean I'd have to read dune & I simply don't think I have the strength

accidentally made a typo and asked my husband to get me some "beef jerry" at the grocery store i'm never living this one down I fear

recreational running feels like 95% a hostage negotiation with myself

When you die, what lifetime stats do you want displayed on your "game over" screen? I'd want to see the number of dogs I pet

for a second I really thought they were selling canned shih tzu

The thought of listening to my own voice at the gym just made me physically recoil

when ur trying to find a gym playlist the choices are "alpha male protein blasted meat pounding testosterone anthems (feat. the entire papa roach discography)" or "goon tunes for horny gay sluts (club remixes only)"

bro im andorpilled. straight up rhydobrained. absolutely kalkitemaxxing

someone from our discord just told me about how albatrosses only recognize their chick if theyre actively sitting on the nest, so if the chick falls or climbs out the parent doesn't recognize them anymore until they climb back in & all I can think of is

my favorite les mis adaptation? oh probably

stone fruit season got me acting unwise

hot take perhaps (& we're only like 6 episodes in) but i feel like the king of the hill reboot completely deyassified bobby & it drained a lot of the personality and vibrance out of the show

This is hands down the best reese's product ever sold

This morning while getting into the car my 4-year-old said "if you don't turn on kpop demon hunter then I will turn into a goblin."

This is a psyop

I was describing iPods to my 11-year-old and he said "could you play games on them?" & my husband said "some simple ones" and this kid said "oh like tetanus?"

Last night I heard my 4-year-old in the shower singing "happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear shawty, happy birthday to you"

This morning my 11-year-old pronounced "godzilla" as if it rhymed with "tortilla"

hi so i have this other podcast about weird gnarly science stuff & a new episode went up today about the most rancid bird facts you've ever heard with @ralphcrewe.bsky.social so check it out if you want to hear me say many cusses! & thank you @solidslack.bsky.social for editing help!

When I tell people not to buy something that's not an ad that's a subtract

strong contender for most fun I've had making an episode

If there's a lethal number of nectarines for a human to eat in a day by God I'm going to find it

I know i shouldn't let stuff like this annoy me, but someone left this 1-star review on the podcast and I feel like they didn't listen to the show at all 😭

Me: "How was school today?" Isaac: "My class was pretty rowdy today." Me: "Oh yeah, were you involved in it?" Isaac: "I will be honest, I was part of the problem."

Do you think if I asked this lady in the costco parking lot really nicely she'd let me peel the protective film off that touchscreen because that baby's looking ripe

I really want to keep up with putting out my other podcast, Spellbound & Gagged, because I think it's very good. I also do NOT have the time to do the whole thing myself. Would anyone be interested in some teamwork?

I put the ho in hov lane

toughest battles strongest soldiers etc etc

even the worst bosc pear is better than the best bartlett pear

raising kids with limited screen time really backfires when we just got home from camping & all I want to do is lie down in an air conditioned room but the kids will light the house on fire if they're inside for more than 45 seconds please im BEGGING yall to just like watch spongebob or something!!!

the hater ecosystem rarely experiences such an influx of nutrients. a vibrant community of haters have gathered at the rotting carcass to feast. this tweet will sustain the haters for years to come

Extremely common Ms Rachel w

he shat in the litter box while I was actively cleaning it

its such a power move when I call my cat's name & his ears turn towards me but he doesn't even open his eyes. he really just left me on read

kitty

If you've ever thought "boy I'd really love to install some smarthome technology" just know that our living room blinds accidentally came unplugged so now they have to be charged before they will open again. also every single set of blinds in the entire house has its own physical remote control

A dinosaur 🇦🇺 bit.ly/gonebirding

I've been having A Time & struggling to get excited about much this week, so re-listening to this episode while working on edits was a great reminder of what's so fascinating and mind-blowing and motivating about nature & wildlife. 🪸

finally locking in after a 2 week tailspin