You never want your first thought in tasting a new food to be “oh god, this tastes like fruit-flavored toothpaste”

This is what my opponents are getting at the #warhammer Dallas Open narrative event this weekend. #40k #fortheemperor

Just remember... the voice of Megatron and Soundwave was also the voice of Eeyore

Don’t want to tell someone how to do their job… but if I ask for a decaf coffee in the morning I probably have a reason. So don’t offer to make it caffeinated for me instead.

So serious #warhammer40k question... do I want to take Blood Angels or Astra Militarum to the narrative event at the Dallas Open later this month? #bloodangels #imperialguard #astramilitarum

WTF does Pizza Hut put in their wings that have them at 100 calories per piece?

Overambitious Man Wants To Get 2 Things Done Today https://theonion.com/overambitious-man-wants-to-get-2-things-done-today/

Yetis are basically adult sippy cups

I feel like this game is literally being made at me. www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...

I would buy tickets to this (and GW isn't above ignoring April Fools to make it) www.youtube.com/watch?v=59NO...

Someone may have gone Full at the British grocer yesterday.

I just finished all the light novels for Ascendence of a Bookworm and now I want mooooooooore

Look, I may have disagreed with Chuck Norris‘s politics, but that doesn’t mean I can’t also acknowledge he was an untalented actor who made shitty movies. RIP

I've never been one to think about Rome or the like, but you know, I do probably think about the grim darkness of the 41st millennium that often.

The Man is Back www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N3M...

It's been 11 years since we've had a Rock Band or Guitar Hero game, and you know what, it's time for that to come back.

Maybe it's just me but this feels like peek bully behavior.

It’s February and I just had to turn on our air conditioner. This is stupid.

About roughly 44% of the US population is younger than The Simpsons.

True facts: You cannot build LEGO's Enterprise-D set without humming the TNG theme song constantly

I've been critical of #lego for years now for lackluster sets and insanely rising costs... ... but sometimes you build something and it's such a beautiful piece of engineering you just marvel at it for awhile.

Plans for the week. #lego #startrek

Three months ago I wasn't even aware that Light Novels were a thing, and now I'm consuming them like mad. So that's a thing...

John Goodman and Don S. Davis. Otherwise, a whole bunch of baseball players (one of note was Ryan Howard, who was in school at the same time I was - didn't realize who he was but he played on my PS2 a few times because I was hanging out with his roommate)

That feeling when you're listening to a radio station playing a lot of songs you remember and like... and you realize that it's just an oldies station for Gen Xers

Instead of watching a game full of predatory gambling ads and AI slop, we are instead watching Reincarnated as a Vending Machine as a family

I wanna be Rebecca Watson when I grow up. She just blew up the whole atheist/skeptic movement from the last 15 years. I have a signed copy of The God Delusion. Anyone want to buy it? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoO9...

To think that Green Day’s American Idiot is somehow more relevant now than it was a couple decades back.

lol

If AI is going to replace jobs, we should start with CEOs and work our way down.

Watch it and your heart will break like his. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDEA...

The NRA is an org that has never been interested in rights. They only protect corporate/powerful interests. Even gun owners should hate them. Just like not standing up for Philando Castile being murdered, they're not going to stand behind a law-abiding gun owner Alex Pretti being murdered by ICE.

Fabric update: Added a couple new fabric colour variants to my Star Tiki collection on Spoonflower. www.spoonflower.com/profiles/lar...

Somehow my #warhammer 2026 ended up being the "Year of the Dwarf" I've got Votann for 40k, Squats for Necromunda, and Khadron and Hashut for AoS to all work on.

How many Van Saar are too many Van Saar? Asking for a #necromunda friend.

Maybe this will be the year I finish an average of one mini painted a day…

Mmm… cashews

Went into the garage to prime some #warhammer models, and ended up cleaning said garage for more than two hours. And never got around to priming the models...

What I'm really looking forward today is my Christmas nap

It all started in 1955 with a misprint in a Colorado newspaper and a call to Col. Harry Shoup's secret military hotline. Shoup played along with the tiny voice who called, and a tradition was born. From the NPR archives.

Remember during this important Life Day season... the Holiday Special is still better than Rise of Skywalker. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxtS...

Just went “oh wow, I don’t think I’ve heard this song in 20 years” It was 3 Doors Down’s Kryptonite and what the hell is going ok.

I miss when music was on albums, and bands dropped weird and often wonderful #christmas albums this time of year.

So which is worse… #startrek Picard season 2 or #starwars Rise of Skywalker?

It hasn't even been twelve hours, but all three of us have been overwhelmed with requests from media for comment and I'm mostly writing this now so they'll leave me alone.

My eight year old is obsessed with earthquakes, and he will absolutely correct you if you use the term "richter scale" to talk about one

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