The temperature right now doesn't make me want to go to gym 🥶

Good morning from someone who accidentally slept on the floor 🙃

Well these turned out pretty good 😋🤤😋

Kiss me like one of your French girls

This is what men say to you right before they ghost you 😬

My only accomplishment this week was convincing site EHS to classify me as a lab employee so they’d buy me Doc Martens

Puppy cuddles on this chilly morning

Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.

If stepping in mystery animal shit is an indicator of how today is going to go, then I'm gonna need some thots and prayers

Who robbed the Louvre right answers only

Another sleepy Monday 😩😩

Happy 3rd Birthday to my little girl Nyx! 🎉🥳🎉

This is too relatable

That post cardio feeling 😪😅

The 2hr commute I had this morning makes me want to watch the world burn

If you see this, quote with your favorite Pokémon (wrong answers only)

Can't wait to read all the forced Taylor hate again after her announcement this morning 🙄🙄

The face of someone who their father to stop working at his desk 🐶

Nazis are taking over and yall are still complaining about people listening to Taylor Swift 💀

Did I just listen to a whole about Travis Kelce's dick? Maybe Am I mad about it? Absolutely not

It's also her month!

She has FINALLY defrosted for the season 🎃👻

It’s soup season!

August 31st / September 1st

Sleeping in your own bed instead of a hotel really does wonders for this

Those Colorado mountain views ⛰️🏔️⛰️

I really need my body to push past the insomnia so I can sleep through the night for once

If you see this, QTP with a gif of your first ever anime!

Me after lurking for the past month and deciding to post again 🤭

Guess I'm not doing anymore chores today

I'm ready to defend this new Avatar just like I did Korra

Whoever said that cardio is good for you is a liar 😓

This is information I simply did not need to know

That post gym feeling

The amount of dog fur that comes off of Nyx after a bath should be studied by a veterinary research team

Hello my bloomfies

you want to pay for my tattoos

The lore behind that couple at the Coldplay concert keeps on getting better and better

If you see this, post a game that transports you back to your childhood

Someone leak the Epstein client list to her STAT

Frankie Grande being on my daylist today seems like some sort of crime

Going to a wedding without an open bar should be illegal at this point

What happens when I come home after almost every workout

Update: the humidity was not forgiving

First work out in 3 weeks, lets see how this goes

I'm being crushed

bad news i woke up and was like damn i wanna play league

Black Clover

Didn’t expect to be driving around for the length of Kesha’s new album just to keep my car from dying again but honestly, not gonna complain about it