I have one of those jobs that you have to log into a remote computer. Why the people said I wasn’t at work today as I sat at my computer looking at their remote computer for at 5 hours? I was moving slow as hell but I was working. Y’all might want to fix y’all system.

This is 44! Happy Birthday to Me! #AriesSzn

Someone gave me a ticket to an event and I was thinking what shall I wear. I walked in my closet and found a dress with the tag still on it. Thankfully I’ve been working out and it fits. I’m going to be cute Sunday. I just gotta figure out what shoes in my closet work.

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My daddy just called me big money in case you were wondering about him.

I just realized today that my dad never talks about his mother’s side of the family. Just found out his last living uncle died at 94. I have never met this man. I’m 43.

My neighbor has lost their mind. Their music is so loud I can actually hear the lyrics. I hope they have an explanation for the police. I would have called the courtesy officer but the office phone isn’t working.

I just remembered my dad’s birthday is this week…that almost went left.

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#BeyondTheGates didn’t disappoint.

I just saw someone say baby boys are made when the man is more into the woman and baby girls are made when the woman is more into the man. As a girl child of a man who is still obsessed with my mother who he hasn’t been with since the early 80s I can promise you that’s a lie.

I want Sweet Tea to get a proper bra fitting. #Married2Med

Now that man shouldn’t have rolled up on Dr. G. That situation was going to end exactly how it did. I get standing up for your boo but it wasn’t going to end up in an understanding. #Married2Med

I do believe Sweet Tea would have beat Heavenly and I am okay with that. #Married2Med

Why did they accept the invitation? And why Heavenly got me agreeing with Sweet Tea? #Married2Med

The goal was too be too messy. I. Don’t. Like. That. At. All. #Married2Med

I be wanting to call people weird but y’all don’t think some people are weird so I keep it to myself.

I need Nell to let the mentor thing go. You are officially on the not a friend list with Mel like the others. #LAMH

Good day. #LAMH

This is the messaging. Say it loud, say it often. Come to think of it, this might be my next protest sign. Thank you @repcasar.bsky.social

I know everyone's expecting my thoughts on Eric Adams charges being dropped and what's going to happen with NYC's mayoral election so look out for my next Olurinatti Production at the end of the month. In the interim:

The couple being cousins was the least effed up thing on this episode. #FamilyorFiance

That man learned absolutely nothing. #FamilyorFiance

This lady can’t be bright. This man is the victim in every situation. #FamilyorFiance

This man is not a good person. #FamilyorFiance

Third cousins? They’re still married to other people? #FamilyorFiance

Mel had that voice down. That’s exactly how she sounds when she’s upset. #LAMH

Tricia is the worst liar. #LAMH

Every single person on #LAMH is a victim. I’m tired.

Sunni should not be there. I’d rather hear from Stormi. #LAMH

While watching Paradise I’m always waiting for Rihanna’s Needed Me to play in the background. That noise they play sounds just like how the song starts.

The Secret Service Agent that was in charge of protecting FOTUS is now the head of Secret Service. The man who was in charge of the detail when there was an “attempted assassination” is in charge of the whole service but you would have me believe that attempt was real. Oh ok.

As an actual attorney I know better but Jack McCoy would have gotten the felon locked up before campaign 2024.

🚨BREAKING. From a program officer at the National Science Foundation, a list of keywords that can cause a grant to be pulled. I will be sharing screenshots of these keywords along with a decision tree. Please share widely. This is a crisis for academic freedom & science.

They ain’t shit but also manageable to who? Not the white wives that always asking the internet about what they need to do their children’s hair.

It took a second season to say Greg shouldn’t have come back to #Married2Med ? I can’t. It was okay when Quad was single but now it’s a problem? Y’all should have said something last season.

I don’t think I told y’all about the church drama but anyway they are trying to kick the pastor out of the church.

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Maurice ain’t wrong for not answering questions but instead of going through all that he should have said it’s a pending legal case that I can’t discuss. I’m certain if it wasn’t pending he would still dodge the questions. #LAMH

I’m glad Melody is leaving #LAMH but will there be any storylines moving forward? Also Sunni and Tricia need not come back either but for different reasons.

If you’re a federal employee, you should know this is a lie. Congress hasn’t appropriated these monies and so it’s literally not there to be spent. Also, federal agencies are limited by law to a max $25K payout in the case of restructuring.

A Georgia judge committed suicide last month, after losing reelection. He'd tried to resign early to nullify his loss, but Kemp had not accepted. But why would he think resigning would nullify it? A loophole in state law lets elections be canceled. Now critics want loophole closed. My new story:

And many of them walked. Car pooling happened, but so did a lot of walking. I lived in Montgomery, I saw the distance. In them hard ass shoes and heels. 😩

The Montgomery Bus Boycott went from December 5, 1955, to December 20, 1956. For the math deficient that’s a full fuckin year.

Alt-text: A football stadium crowd holds up an image of a fist breaking a swastika, along with letters reading "kein vergeben, kein vergessen" (no forgiveness, no forgetting)

I need to break up with #LAMH because this is trash.

Someone said “Just cuz he back in office and you supported him, watch how you talk to ppl. You can get your clothes folded while you still in them. “ And I felt that spiritually

My mom ran into an old friend of hers that’s my facebook friend. She told my mom she is mad at me for not inviting her to her 70th birthday party. The party was in 2023 and my mama made the guest list…🥴

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