he's gotta go

I wanna be a reply guy (to the tune of Provider by Sleep Token)

All the meltdowns about free speech while the right turned out to be the cancel culture all along

I hate suburbanites because my parents have cameras everywhere around the house so there’s no real way to sneak anyone in when I have the house to myself. Forced to be a loser.

Let’s load the gun (song lyrics)

I’m so cooked bro

Those soft mommy dom ASMR roleplay videos really do be hitting these days

AIが大嫌い！

あっ、寝なきゃ。おやすみ！

美人大好きだよ〜

日本語は綺麗な言語だよ。勉強するのが好きだ。

財布が空っぽだよ

今自殺して！

I hope that my standards of a dom-leaning, lightly muscular woman who likes to play video games are not too unrealistic!

CNN: Hakeem Jeffries was asked this morning if you're the future of the democratic party. He said no. ZOHRAN MAMDANI: Good to know. CNN: Do you have a response? MAMDANI: No. I'm focused on the next two days.

I’m doing No Nut November this year. I know it has weird origins with the far-right but I’m just treating it as a test of willpower for the hell of it. That’s all.

what a fucking loser

In my defense, I’ve been described in the past as a himbo by more than one person

The official USDA site is blaming trans people for SNAP benefits expiring.

I wish I could be more confident, but it’s hard sometimes. I don’t have something everyone else has. And I know that they automatically treat me like I’m not all there. I don’t have the privilege of being perceived as normal by default and it fucking sucks.

I guess it’s the age of loneliness huh

Israel Warns Gaza Still Harboring Hundreds Of Doctors https://theonion.com/israel-warns-gaza-still-harboring-hundreds-of-doctors-1850964439/

I have almost $5,000 in my savings account by putting a portion of my paycheck in it every 2 weeks and I’m pretty proud of myself for it

I’m starting to come to the conclusion that I like the idea of sex a lot more than I like the act.

Goddamn fucking mosquito bit me on my forearm. Crazy thing is that I haven’t gone outside today. So one must’ve gotten in. Little fucker.

It insists upon itself.

Not me correcting random people on Twitter about Dune lore

ICE Confirms Agents Do Not Have Faces Beneath Masks

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Thanks to learning Japanese, I finally understand stressed and unstressed syllables in English. I never truly understood it when we covered Shakespeare and iambic pentameter in high school.

「水面」は英語の「semen」に似た発音です

Not to be political but… Beans.

This might be a hot take but you can’t truly support trans people if you think there are only 2 genders. Because like… what? They’re just broken or something? The implications are monstrous. And what about enby people? Yeah, those two beliefs are pretty incompatible to me.

Love how people who have a distinct lack of empathy start talking about it once Adolf fucking Hitler passes away

Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up

I’m not a plushie guy. That being said, I absolutely need to get a muad’dib plushie www.themarysue.com/wp-content/u...

Oh, hey. Visa and Mastercard now say you can't pay for WoW. Magic the Gathering. FFXIV. DnD. Lord of the Rings. Because they're all "adult" content against their ToS just for being "fantasy". Let that sink in. Spread this like wildfire and have people in those circles call them. No quarter.

The Chapter 2 Free Update for #DuneAwakening has arrived. Jump in now to experience all the new content! 📜 Continue your story 🪞 Character re-customization 📃 New contracts 💈 New hairstyles & tattoos 🛡️ Archetype armors 🏜️ More dynamic encounters https://youtu.be/O7Y7bpurPDk

The idea of hand tattoos is so fucking cool to me but I don’t want to ruin my career prospects. Sadge.

How do I communicate that I’m into women with pierced nipples without sounding like a pervert or creep

It’s funny how Justin Roiland’s departure from Rick and Morty was the final nail in the coffin for that show. Barely anyone talked about the new season when it came out. I don’t see it lasting much longer.

I don’t feel okay.

DEATH TO THE IDF

Tried making an nsfw account on Twittter (that I actually posted content of myself to) but it immediately got suspended. Well fuck you too Twitter.

Not me buying Guilty Gear Strive just for Lucy-

THE NIGHT BELONGS TO YOU #SleepToken

The “zionist doesn’t mean anything anymore” crowd is suspiciously similar to the “nazi doesn’t mean anything anymore crowd. Hm, wonder why that is…

Once again, Trump ‘jokes’ about staying on in office beyond 2028 and canceling the next elections. But it’s just a joke, right? He’s just trolling us? Ok.