I'll only acknowledge this when Toni Storm does it.

Hey @justducky.bsky.social you read DC KO yet? Because I may need a conspiracy board to keep track of what is happening.

My goal for this week is to hit Matt Wilson status within the BTT Army. Chris Harper IS Uncle Buck, and he has cheese for Mrs Doc. Batboy from the tabloids is in the crowd. Eat ass or chew rope? Col. Parker running like Babu. And the Diamond Doll. #ringadingding #BookItBitch

"HOAH! BUY WREESTLEMEENIA! FUCK IT!" We're 8 days away! PLUS: Bruno, we hardly knew ye 🫡 Watch the 3/19/1988 WWF Canon with us here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiUb...

NEW EPISODE: We recap WCW Sat Night on TBS from Feb 19, 1994! It's the SuperBrawl IV go home show! Bobby Heenan's commentary is so F---ING good! Plus, Harper is bringing the outlaw mudshow shenanigans! Reposts GREATLY appreciated! tinyurl.com/BTTWCWFeb191...

A reminder that I have "Arkham" embedded in my name. (not that there's anything wrong with that...)

This was absolutely amazing! Can't wait to see what will come in Parts 2, 3, 4, 5 etc...!!!! @bttpodcast.bsky.social

So @bttpodcast.bsky.social patreon just released Ask Harper part 1 Here's a free teaser: "You gotta give them hope. "What happens when you shit?" "Pe-nix" "I can't do that, Jesus is watchin' " A celebrity has a question. BMX BIKES! Want to hear this lights out unsanctioned ep? BTT Patreon

Harper saw WHO in the men's room? People are stealing WHAT from Walmart? (And that's what's on the free feed. Imagine what's on Patreon with Ask Harper! ) Paul? Did Doc go to high school with him? The main event match for SuperBrawl was canceled but now its back? #BookItBitch

One of my all time favorites. One of the best to lace up his boots.

New BTT World ClassCast is out! Lance & @mike504saints.bsky.social review WCCW from Oct 1, 8, and 15 of 1983! Bruiser Brody vs Michael Hayes, Gordy vs Kevin VE & David vs Garvin! & Garvin introduces Sunshine's new assistant? & much more! Download here: www.patreon.com/posts/wccw-w...

Pass the collection plate 'cause Harper's coming in hot with truth! Mike's expert analysis of rule changes in the CFL! And the guys are waiting to sell out to the Saudis for a big bag of money and a camel. And WCW doesn't want us to buy the PPV? #sure #BookItBitch

Happy Birthday @markhamillofficial.bsky.social

First time I ever saw a chicken with 3 legs... oh wait, that's just Parker's monster dong hanging out. Does that actually happen? Watch and find out. #ReganomicsFreeZone

Advil will give you Herpes Symplex 10

You can’t fix autism because autistic people are not broken.

In the words of the now-former champion... "My gawd, what a woman!"

The pre-show alone is worth it just for Hardbody Harper's Day Off. But unlike Ferris Bueller, Chicago made Harper it's bitch! Bobby Heenan had arrived on Saturday Night and cant be stopped! Col Parker is threatening lawyers and Mean Gene is armed with a chicken leg. #GoodShitPal #BookItBitch #sure

It's fantastic. And I should know, Im a patron so I got to experience it. You wanna know what happened and what topics Doc and Mike got sidetracked on without the Superstar there? Gotta be a patron. $5 a month, a better value that that overpriced pumpkin spice whatadrink you'll be buying.

Slightly diminish a book: Duke of the Flies

Harper explaining what type of car Missy was driving in 1994 is worth the price of admission! Reposts ALWAYS GREATLY appreciated! @bttpodcast.bsky.social

Damien Leone's Air Bud

Twat Trek 6: The Undiscovered Cuntry

Harper preaching this week. Ice Train is acting like Ron Simmons' crazy ex-girlfriend. Updates on when the WPAN and Mid-South podcasts will be out (spoiler: it's the 12th of never) HUGE main even fot the go home show for the next Clash of the Champions. #BookItBitch

New @bttpodcast.bsky.social is out! We got shenanigans mixed in with old school rasslin! Reposts ALWAYS GREATLY appreciated!

Hey @mike504saints.bsky.social is this what Crockett tells the wife? @bttpodcast.bsky.social

The YouTube early edition of this week's @bttpodcast.bsky.social is out! Reposts GREATLY appreciated!

And when its announced Punk's partner is Nikki Bella, will they demand a refund?

Man on the Moon Duh.

ICYMI: We recap WCW Sat Night on TBS from Jan 15, 1994! We're on the road to Clash 26! Missy's run with the Nasty Boys is nearing the end and tons of outlaw mudshow shenanigans! Reposts GREATLY appreciated! Download here: tinyurl.com/BTTWCWJan151...

Welcome to your 50s. Your back hurts when ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶g̶o̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶g̶y̶m̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶l̶i̶f̶ you breathe.

Harper vs the snake. The Facebook "guardians" are cracking down on the army. Our electronic devices are listening. What's the deal with Sir William and Lord Steven Regal? Phone relief that's not just kid's stuff. Cowboy Johnny B. Badd! #sure #SpreadCheeksNotHate #BookItBitch

As you wanted @davidcarner.bsky.social except no tag titles at stake.... Yet.

Terrifier 3: The Musical

If fans aren't trying to stab you, are you even a heel?

ICYMI: We recap WCW Sat Night on TBS from Jan 1, 1994. Steve Austin & Colonel Parker are FANTASTIC! Pillman challenges the Colonel! And Mean Gene does some dong dancing? Plus tons of outlaw mudshow shenanigans! Reposts GREATLY appreciated! Download here: tinyurl.com/BTTWCWJan11994

RIPHULKHOGAN with talk about how No Holds Barred is the Shawshank of its time. Also, @cjhwhodat and @crocksox's first date. Oh and Starrcade pt 2 which is pretty damn good. #Bookitbitch #WhatDidYouGoToHighSchoolThem

There are masterclasses in Geography, Politics and Marketing with Professor Harper... Tony calls out Gene's antics at BattleBowl. Harper vs kick pads. The Pillsbury Assassin. And the three man booth also watches some 'rasslin. And there is still part 2 next week. #BookItBitch

News: “Malcolm-Jamal Warner, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died” Me: “Noooo!” News: “Ozzy Osbourne, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died” Me: “Noooo!” News: “Hulk Hogan, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died” Me: “Ah. Oh well. What are you gonna do”

Eddy Guerrero passed, and I cried Chris Benoit... shock into anger Hulk Hogan. Meh.

The truth is Nye.

"Now I cant just fuck shit up, I gotta fuck it all the way up."

The phrase "deal with the devil" seems to work in this situation