if it snows tonight snowball fight at my place tomorrow

*67 voice* 9/11 🫴🫴

nothing can make me feel better except for the sweet soothing sound of Temperature by Sean Paul

crying

very conflicted on my friend making me an ai slop fursona

going to the hospital and getting stitches wasn't initially on the cards for tonight but alas here we are

carpal tunnel? why should I try to avoid the carp tunnel!

we as a society need to return to getting slizard

tobacco koi

I like using big words like facetious and then 2 seconds later saying the most ludicrous unhinged thing

first thing I do when I get rich and famous is switching up on my day ones and letting the money change me

as much as I love some good ol feedback and harsh noise I am a sucker for a good love song

19 degrees and I gotta help someone move

Dudes rock.

oh my goodness gracious

Just bumped into an old friend.

Behaving like inhabiting some kind of monstrosity

bro I'm never going hiking again I blew my ankle out 5 seconds in and rolled it again 5 minutes before we got back to the car

wow...

1st day of quitting smoking for realsies please don't pmo for the next 2 weeks

when were yall gonna tell me that Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space rips

thinking about going to a jazz show does anyone wanna go with and wear pinstripe tuxedos and smoke cigars in the corner

gotta love when the metro has the mystery puddle

women's hockey is so lit thank you pwhl

i fucking hate it here

it's crazy that I've heard Tootsee Roll at almost every wedding I've ever been to despite it being a hall of fame twerk anthem

everyone remembers where they were the first time they heard A Milli

trying to build the teardrop muscle is cool until I go down steps and almost fall and break my neck

couch nap

I spend all my money on my cat and the only thing she gives me in return is migraines

walk into planet fitness ready to do 30 reps of some bullshit then leave

dinner 👍

going back to the gym has reminded me that even though I am burdened with arthritis and crippling back pain I am blessed with the genetics that make me pack on muscle incredibly quickly

the thingamajig

white people will have you go in the woods just to get uncomfortably high

the more disheveled my hair looks the more powerful I become

when i catch her eyes moving off the dollar menu

sometimes when I get sad I put on my one pair of polo boxers I stole

Just sat on my nuts at the gym I dont wanna do this no mo

iced coffee and a monster i feel like crash bandicoot