looking at her like this

fucked up dogs get to retire at 5 but puppygirls have to work a 9 to 5

a puppy you pluck from the ground by their ears and they do a backflip like a pikmin and go woof!!

now watching:

she saw ace combat in her web game and her eyes lit up brighter than i've ever seen

facpril reveal

shes stealing m,y art for likes on the internet :C

im so gay im so gay im so gay im so gay im so gay

I nearly cried because there was a teabag in the sink hormones r wild

I think I’m in heat

desperately need a priv to post my nudes

sending her nudes so she’ll play re6 with me again

calling our sex tapes wifeslop

now watching:

she’s flirting with resident evil references i knew I fell in love for a reason

progesrone

work and miss wife

taking my prog on call is wayy less fun not boofing it

she didn’t like me describing us making out as she finishes inside me as pretty cool :c

I love her so much her smile lights up my day oh my god I love her

you know its love when u want her to kill you

i hate this chud so much

they;re silencing my dumb edit posting

when the function has submissive women with degradation kinks

Damn, that mommy kink got hands

she’s so autistic I love her

now watching:

now watching:

i dotn know what divine power i used to have to play through each re6 campaign in one sitting

i residented too hard and nwo theres no more evil :(

i need to start shamelessly hornypostign again

now watching:

“I’ll stick a smeegus in you”

my chud children whom I hate: Smeegus and Fart

nearly cried because shes so pretty I might be gay maybe

need

the petliner... yay

heard mutt in a video adn it immediately had my attention it may be over

uh oh progesterone is effective huh

my fossilised girlfriend who uses bing <3

getting hard everytime her microphone goes robotic

"I wanna hear what you sound like when you're hit"

"your dog whimper is really good"