this encapsulates me perfectly idk what u mean

tummy hurt and have to work : (

mmy drafts are abeautuful place of vaguely horny posts about mundane things adn missing my wife

need the drugs that make me fail the harkness test

Aerith "This Is The First Time I'm Happy In My Life And Nothing Bad Will Happen To Me" Gainsborough

I love living in a country where cannibalism is legal but choking porn is a heinous affront to god and if you even LOOK at it you could get jail time

ok ❤️ yay ❤️

livign up to my heritage by coughing like a small victorian child hours away from death

nearly installed linux but apaprently puppylinux isnt a puppygirl os

a great pit , ? starts jaking off

did sephiroth do this?

next april im just gonna spin aeoudn like a sim and age 30 years

I love my smelly smelly wife so so much

fucjed up antidepressants make you sleepy AND give me insomnia

it’s the end of april yheyre putting me down

happy Thursday everyone

Look, I'm just a rescue dog - I get anxious, I need love and attention otherwise I start barking at cars!

he haves brain damage

repaeating “I will not missing my wife post” in the mirrorer every minute she’s gone

Miku and Dimple got together

enjoying communicatign with jsut noises adn not bieng able to express antyhign more complex than yes no adn I love you os NOT puppycoded it’s C OOL NORMAL WOMAM coded

work is evil, i think... my girlfriend is so brave...

day 1 of tomodachi life we fell in love and got married

thye shouldnt have let dog take the wheel oh shit oh fuck

"work" is this scary place girlfriends go to sometimes

I don’t have separation anxiety I just miss my wife she’s been gone for so long y amd i miss her so mych

Tomodachi Life only a week away can you believe it?

"this is my pulpygirl girlfriend" 'don't you mean puppygirl?' *from behind me* 'I'm higher in fiber and vitamin c than other girls c:'

Good morning

wifeposting in my mind until i can get back to my comptuer

wok e up with a migraine

gods coziest dog

got confsued why my name was on the calendar for a hot minute i may be a little dumb

yaoi & yuri aren't defined by sexuality but also vibe, it's got a specific flavor to it Ace Attorney? yaoi Of the Devil? yuri Naruto? yaoi Death Note, surprisingly yuri Better Call Saul? that's yuri too Lego Batman? could go both ways, tbqh

killing the guy who invented missing my wife, she should just. be here :(

fighting the urge to missing my wife post every time she has to hang up

flirting is when she tells you where she’d hide your body

sex

"April showers" I sure hope she doesn't

saw a border collie on screen and audibly squeaked I dknt know what this means