I THOUGHT I SAW U OUT EVERYWHERE MARCH 20 <3

its okay to have a kind of funny wiener that doesn't work all the way. its okay. youre with me and youre funny wiener cant hurt you here

hat

pbs.twimg.com/media/G_-JY5... nobody ever talks about this four track run

i never meant to "jack my boner". that was just the influence of my green gobling mask

[fucking my boyfriend who im becoming increasingly convinced is a mime] dude can you say literally anything. youre kinda freaking me out man mime boyfriend: [gesturing to his invisible penis] 🙏🙏🙏↔️✊↔️✊↔️✊↔️✊🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

oh yeah baby

2026 we got that incomprehensible aesthetic

nobody talks about the Insane Euphoric Afterglow u Get seconds after a Severe Bout of Gender dysphoria.. or Maybe i have a Mood Disorder ... #swag

the reins start calling my name after five pints of ale

C: $robinmayisgay V: robinmayuwu please help me escape #mutualaid #trans #transmutualaid

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you cant get addicted to weed i say smugly as i stand in 27 degree weather smoking a joint, fingers turning bluer by the second

newww pfp :p

when u get so drunk u actually start texting while ur driving>>>

what the hell was the finale bro

I just hit a dog going 70mph on my car. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.

live now :3

streamin in an hourish!!

i love my wife so much

ps3 eye cam is Back bro

actually so hyped to start streaming again i got my obs set up so its just the right amount of crusty

played some sims :D tune in tomorrow to see what the gayriffin family gets up to

twitch.tv/bonnibloop join now :D

Hello bro

i am a normal guy i can do normal things i am a normal guy who can do normal things

deafen your local audiophile

AAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH

sure man fucking whatever, santas just a leaky little guy? im just supposed to believe that? fuck off man

bitches dont even gaf about destinations no more its all journey journey journey its all you fucking hear man

me planting the seeds of my my labor: man this suckssss dude. fuck my life twelve months later, eating the fruits: oh hell yes brother. i always wanted this . fuck yes

kindof beautiful

falling asleep with contacts in and waking up in a parallel universe where eyes as you and i know them cease to exist

i miss my wife :((( shes at work :(((

bitches be gucci'd to the brim and still claim they require daniel dollars

I WANNA GET OUT OF THIS FUCKING AIRPORT

the 'yes, and' rule is when you see a joke and accept the premise of it ('yes') and then attempt to expand on the joke ('and') in an attempt to riff. the 'blue sky' rule is when you see a joke and you misunderstand the premise, take it seriously, and indeed reject the concept of comedy itself

gonna see if i can get thru all 3 peggle games on my steam deck in this 2 hour flight

i <3 getting to the airport ridiculously early

newwwe glasez!!!

the hardest part of being a lesbian is picking which pair of floral print overalls to bring on gf visit

christmas wishlist

i keep seeing ads for schizophrenia medication everywhere and its freaking me out

who among us didn't huff a bit of paint in highschool

itsmy. birth day im 22 and stuff

new meat computer album sounds like getting your head splattered on pavement

DID YOU KNOW: the entirety of the lighthouse was unscripted. they just showed up and started talking like that for some fucking reason

crazy how things change with time..