sometimes ime like FUCK!! MY LIFE BLOWS !!! FUCK but some other times im like wait chill im an awesome sexy transgender woman

im straightedge but drunk joints dont count

bros dingaling 💀

*deals in absolutes*

rummm

ive invented a drink i call the Rum And. basically, you get some Rum, And you drink it

peanits

seeks attention like a boss

i cut my bangs

there's so much good music coming out all the time bro im so lucky to be alive

tonight i will make myself a vodka lemonade and watch Anthony Bourdain. this is slightly different from last night when i made myself a vodka seltzer first, and half the same as 2 nights ago when i had a vodka lemonade and then a vodka seltzer

i made a rym and im just rating all the music i like a 5 because i like it

oily uncs in your area

quora never change please

bug

all my life ive been looking for a genderless don cheadle experience

he haves brain damage

i wonder what the next big thing

mamas kratom is hitting 🤩

whatching boner video on the inter net

Customer: (not on record) DMV: ? Verdict: ACCEPTED

fucking the Hi guy for more Hi

bro genuinely farting

[to the tune of Simpsons intro] bart simpson

that new lip piercing taste 😋🤤😋😋

bro broke me emotionally and physically 💀

bro ate my child

YEOUCH

that one time i did kratom

if it works i jerks

im high as shit and there furry Porn

the debat

i can eat anything

bitch look behind you

piercing appointment pushed back till tomorrow ;-; fuck my lifeeee

a tizzy is such a common thing to work yourself into

guy whos cbd gummies melted together: i dont even KNOW how much less anxious im about to get 😭😭😭

we are going to beat you to death

this user has been marked 'doomed' ⓘ

can you doordash a loving marriage

am i allowed to post images of my butt on this website for attention or is that frowned upon

new piercings tomorrow will bring my total up to 5 and i still have not gotten my ears done lol

i freaking hate stupid idiot dumdums

*places a label on your account* your fuxking doomed kid

what ever happened to smoking opium

if i reactivate it shoot my head off with a real gun with real bullets