CAUSE I HID A SUITCASE IN A CRAWLSPACE AND IT'S FULL OF ALL OF YOUR MONEY

Bisexual shot, Kool Aid man chaser. Im turning my phone off now

Transfem Hitler was denied surgeries by her health insurance, you won't believe what happened next

Closeted transfem Peter Parker: Here ya go Mr Jameson, more pictures of trans woman penis for ya. Had to call my friend Spidie for them but she delivered

My yin and yang: Hyper empathetic baby kitten who loves to be free and kind vs. Stray cat on the street who's hyped up on catnip and ready to bite the bourgeois until they scream

can someone help me check something real quick

You're allowed to follow me I won't judge

do you know what day it is today?

Fine, almost 8 months on HRT ❤️

I'm sleepy and my little brain is shutting off so its time to sleep i guess

Drafts are for cowards and people with self control

Before muting me, have you considered simply telling me I'm being annoying?

Throwback to the PDX femtanyl concert I wish i could dress like this at work lmao

I am obsessed with underscores my brain has been playing her in the background for like almost a year straight and she just sounds better every time i listen

I swear I'm gonna get kicked out of my first trans discord for talking too much somehow

No 🏳️‍⚧️ E🐈‍⬛mmaᐩ is an island She's more like fertile volcanic lands only accessible via a thin land bridge when the tide is low

I'm slowly becoming convinced that Jacksfilms might be a little t girl coded over the course of his RAADS R stream

Trying to lose weight is really pissing me off calories are so fake

God damnit youtu.be/tWnIZoI0_Vg?...

When's the last time you saw someone with a ski mask and a gun get on the inside? You gotta do, gotta do it like me :3

Warming up an entire breakfast burrito and not even being able to eat half >⁠.⁠<

HRT is crazy

I have achieved "shirt stretching between my titties and not touching my chest" status

Ok another part of me really does just have to stop trying so hard and just chill tf out a bit to be myself and trust I'm not going to be cringe

I don't really want to be autistic it makes me cringe a lot because I am constantly toeing an invisible line. It's like I'm constantly avoiding connecting to people and repressing myself, but then I'll open up and be myself and try to reach out and inevitably it's too much for people to handle.

Realy funny how tech bros went from "NFTs are the future, we must own ideas and art like currency" to "AI is the future, we must eliminate the ownership of ideas and art and mass produce it through endless gray slop generation" In like a couple months

Transgendering is like smoking 5 packs of cigarettes a day for at least a year or two

Successfully therapied myself by journaling instead of melting into a puddle yayyyyy

Ok i better log vack off before i crash out again goodnight

I get bad ideas sometimes but im a good person so i decide to not do thise things. I don't think everyone has this skill

Hello there people on the Internet, my brain is a little high but i long for attention

If you're judging me you're legally required to tell me

Suppose it's time to get high and eat burrito

Posting is like stand up or improv but without the immediate realization you're not being entertaining or funny

Is not eating a good way to lose weight

Ok my media setup is a little unhinged but it's done after like 3 years lmao Living room: 1x Gaming PC (RTX 4080 Super) 1x Mounted TV 1x High Speed HDMI cable connecting them (For reasons that will become obvious, I have to leave it unplugged unless I'm in the living room). *continued below*

Oops it's been like two weeks since i did cardio, guess i should lock in

I haven't found anything interesting to watch on YouTube in months past occasional slay the spire, NL, and Welonz videos. All i have left is comedy bang bang world fr.

I feel my posting juices flowing through me. Channeling nature's energy up through my feet into my thumbs.

Also non-cosmetic (potentially cosmetic) open septum rhinoplasty scheduled yay

I ised to hate it but shaving my legs is a lil therapeutic

Holding my breath until my face gets red and i pass out to see if anyone notices

I'm bored, Aux cord, let me be the DJ

Looking down to turn on the sink tap when

Thanks!

I saw your comment and you have no idea how much effort it was to figure out how to do this but here is what you made my mind meat think

This app makes me spiral a lot which sucks because it's also the only way i have to stay connected to people outside of work

Time to log off for the day I'm all out of posting power