The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes

but WHY

Today’s menu post wisdom teeth extraction: Breakfast: mashed banana with yoghurt. Lunch: mash with cottage cheese. Dinner: yogurt. EAT CRISPS FOR ME.

My recipe for a pickled green chilli dressing to put a rocket under the arse of your dinner (and how to cook a perfect crispy chicken thigh, quickly) open.substack.com/pub/flavourn...

I’ve made a fair few poor decisions but having my wisdom teeth out without sedation is definitely up there.

Went shopping for jeans today and didn’t have a meltdown.

Just heard someone quote Hamlet at their cat in East Dulwich vets.

Have stopped saying ‘serves X’ in recipes and am now saying ‘makes x servings’. I live alone! It’s not helpful!

A fennel dukkah for seafood. Seen here with 🦐🦐🦐 open.substack.com/pub/flavourn...

The arrogance of this! What a pillock.

Imagine washing up a £280 platter after a few wines www.livanddom.com/shop/ramblin...

A ZINGY cantaloupe and cucumber salad with citrusy onions because you know I’m not cooking in this heat flavournuggets.substack.com/p/cantaloupe...

@southlondongirl.bsky.social @hassinator.bsky.social and now this! www.instagram.com/p/DLiEXj9IC5...

They’re not, but thank you!! I will pass the message on. We were OVERJOYED 🏆

This seems to be an unpopular opinion but I’m willing to die on the hill: squeezy bottle mayonnaise is SHITE. Hard to squeeze, you never get it all out, and halfway through usage it starts spluttering and splatting everywhere. Get a jar. Grow up.

Over on my newsletter, two chicken skewer recipes for summer including a spicy, slightly sweet n sticky all rounder and BUTTER CHICKEN flavournuggets.substack.com/p/flavour-nu...

I never come on here. Should I?! Catching up with replies from two months ago 😂

Finally starting to feel human again after a week of Covid, which was BAD again btw. Like, shaking sweating hallucinating bad.

Coming to Flavour Nuggets this week: a tres festive cornbread flavournuggets.substack.com

So fantastic to see her out in the world at last!

@chrispople.bsky.social turns out that account was me lol