anyway back to kaijott decimating the local fast food chains

seen on forum: someone saying why they use Firefox chromium glazer: eem acshullyyy chromium has better security and here's an explanation on how to block JS on a site (completely ignoring the fact that the other user explicitly said they use uBlock to allow specific *scripts*)

definitely a fat fuck wasn't thinking and just idly opened a food delivery app

⚠️ do not shake the soda-filled otter

giving you the anti-ozempic that adds 150+lbs

I'm thinking about my default feralshape 💭 plump and plush ott, belly just barely above the ground

I'm thinking about my default feralshape 💭 plump and plush ott, belly just barely above the ground

giving you the anti-ozempic that adds 150+lbs

⚠️ do not shake the soda-filled otter

⚠️ may burp at you

kaijune means I can fantasize about being a huge snarly monster (huge snarly monster that's just craving burgers) ((those aren't roars, that's my belly))

💭 kaijottr

✖️ "family size" meal ✔️ family-sized meal

💭 kaijottr

Also remember blocking isn't a "instantly lose the argument" button that many annoying people say it is in order to not get blocked

You have to block more people online. You have to block MANY more people online. You should make blocking people your default response to more interactions.

you should make a habit of blocking people who are even second-hand annoying/aggrandizing/etc wherever you see them btw, on other peoples' posts in particular.

Time to try using Flare

fat ott patting their tummy at you, wyd

worlds sleepiest otter

lmao go fuck yourself openvibe switching to a subscription model and adding an enforced post signature to peddle your app

having notifications on for @fatfurfoods.bsky.social is bad because every ping makes me hungrier

late night thoughts of offering to help people set up a page for themselves without relying on some link aggregation site thing

↖️ fat and sleepy

petition for a new holiday/themed month obese otter october

nothing like casually polishing off probably over 2500kcal with a waffle and milkshake pretty sure the milkshake alone was like 1100

Don't call the otter cute, or they're going to end up a landmass.. ~ 💕🦦

chugging all the soda and slapping a "contents under pressure" sticker on my belly

because bluesky is still social media where people always feel the need to yuck others' yum, i have to block a few people every day who drive-by reply "ew, gross" on @fatfurfoods.bsky.social's posts joke's on them, more calories to go around for the people who want 'em 🎨 @drawberryjams.bsky.social

This aint no regular craving, this is a fat otter craving,,, Finished Ych for @ottr.uk! <3

world otter day means you have to feed me its the rules

💭 skinny looking ott swimming towards you but packing a positively *gigantic* gut under the water

ough too much refried beans tasty thoughhh

yknow what doesn't get enough love? absolutely *massive* hyper balls and a regular size dick

by allowing me in your home you consent to otter shaped sweatpuddles being left wherever I fall over and pawprints, lots of pawprints

of course I want to go to the rabbitgoo store

toying with the idea of crossposting my shitposting from fedi to here realising just how often I edit posts

*burps at you* *burps at you* *burps at you*

anyway hi i've become a puddle (and not *just* a puddle of lard)

↖ doesnt post here because a) stupid b) forgor c) can't live without editing

I can already tell that this one is going to break containment so before anybody comes in here from their Discover feed on any high horses:

My OCs/favorite characters before and after I set my sights on them

hi, local roundott checking in as not dead™️

i'm gonna keep saying it, more calorie calculations should be included in fatfur art

You know what day it is :3c

fatfurs 🤝 inflationfurs becoming an unrecognizable mass of bloat

Reupload! Story commission for @ottr.uk big help from @silveralethia.puppygirls.online for editing revisions, thank you 💚 www.furaffinity.net/view/61886951/ #NSFW #FurryWriting