I’ve been called “unc” by a random person on the internet…idk how to feel

It never fails. I can be sitting someone where, completely off to the side…in the cut, and folks will always make their way to be near me. WHEN THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER OPTIONS.

If I say or sing “butterflies in the sky” and you just look at me blankly, we cannot be friends

It’s me sitting here singing the lyrics trying to understand this hypothesis

I’m waiting for the day a “John” pisses me off so I can go full Bernadatte on his ass “Guess what John…YOURE THE MF IMPROPER INFLUENCE”

Sandcastles is playing currently…why yall don’t like it? lol

From beginning to end, 365 days of the year

And do.

I think you have to be a theater kid to appreciate “Rather Die Young” because it’s all about the dramatic performance lol

men like to pretend to like me 🙄

Have yall realized how long The Jacksons movie is? You can start, go to the store, come back and they’ll still be in Gary! lol But yeah, The Jacksons is still my pick 😂

Doug, and it’s not even close.

Yeah, I won’t hurt my brain trying to decide on just one…so I’ll just read yall’s 😂

Super Rich Kids or Sweet Life. Hell, the whole damn Channel Orange album. lol.

Me to all of yall right now. Y’all are winners! 👏🏾👌🏾

All the Man That I Need

As. Which is my favorite song ever. But I also have a list of Stevie songs I love.

I need to use this app/outlet more…

I’ve always been comfortable on middle ground 😌

Realizing that I had the reconnection/reminder of friendship and community that I’ve been praying for. I almost let an unideal situation distract from me that but I’m so grateful the past weekend was a prayer answered!

There is no way people were/are this mad about the damn Cracker Barrel logo…no way

Went to make a appt for a haircut this week and looks like my barber is out this week

I get knocked down. But I get up again. You’re never gonna keep me down.

It’s not the rain or the thunder that’s keeping me up, it’s the lightning. Whew.

The way I just wept finishing this season’s binge of Schitt’s Creek…you would’ve thought I’ve never seen it before 😂

Just got the random ass urge to go to ikea lol

What cha’ gonna do for me? WHEN THE CHIPS ARE DOWWWWWWWWWN!

Idk, my TikTok feed constantly showing me fine but straight and/or unavailable men just feels like an attack

Welllllllllll…. My back is aching, my bra too tight, my booty shake from left to right.

Alright, time to wrap up the annual discourse around the red dress run. Save some of these think pieces for next year. 💃🏽

Ya know, I still haven’t had crumbl

Dick On Me….or Lean On Dick 🤭

The Breakfast Dick

Instagram with all these updates including a repost feature…why can’t they put my feed back in chronological order!?

To Market Days or not Market Days, that is the question lol

I really want to get a tattoo this year but trying to figure out the right tattoo artist is anxiety inducing 😩

No one needs you more than I neeeed youuuuuuuuu

You bring feeling to my life, you’re the inspiration!

I mean technically, a 3-course meal could include a salad 🤷🏾‍♂️

See ya there

Movies because not all zoos are created/curated equally

Museum, love a good museum trip

I’ll take arcade for 200 Alex

Happy Friday good people!!

You can ask the flowers, I sit for hours…

Good morning good people!

I always find it interesting that when you standing or sitting in an open space that people will decide to come be near you when they don’t have to! Like, all this space and you chose to come be right by me?!