This was written about RFK Jr., which makes it even worse.

Oprah was fired from her first reporting job Stan Lee didn’t release his first big comic book until he was 38 Jeffrey Epstein was functionally illiterate it’s NEVER too late or too hard to make your dreams come true

These guys wanted the energetic votes last week and nothing else. Weak, bitch shit, right here.

two contradictory ideas that i hold in my head at the same time: 1) i think the threat to both SNAP recipients and federal workers is significant enough now that even bad deals are worth making to prevent further harm, and, 2) everyone who caves now should retire in shame

I need the list of cuck senators that are being little bitches right now.

I love a good self-own.

"artistic" translation: he has seen your memes, and he loves them

Also, you won’t win hearts and minds by assuming voters are a) racist for their skepticism over your candidate or b) bad people because they reside in a high turnout Ward that doesn’t normally vote in a progressive manner. Ask me how I know this!

The moment the Housing Stabilization ethics story came out, Fateh was cooked. If Progressives want to gain traction, which they've shown they can on city council and Parks Board, they need to run a better candidate.

The Live Laugh Love aesthetic.

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

My favorite result of the night.

Get fuuuuuuuucked @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social!

Yes. Yes please.

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

Oh boy, guys, here we go!

THE LIBBING OUT WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES

Ah, off-cycle election night. Time to start obsessively following the returns for a faraway candidate I just learned about an hour ago.

Voting from Ward 13-9. At 4:45pm there were 3 lines forming out the door to the registration table, but things moved fast! I think I was voter 271!

who needs state-sponsored mental asylums when we can just do state-sponsored concentration labor camps instead

Property brothers but it’s Trump’s large adult sons destroying a national monument.

The East Wing Is On The Left If You Are Facing South, Which You Should, Because That's Where Real Americans Live, And So By Destroying It Trump Is Destroying The Left Wing, Which Is The Left Wing's Fault. --Tomorrow in the Free Press

the year is 2030. the white house remains half demolished because president trump refused to pay construction workers and musk gutted government spending. two thieves sneak into the white house using a truck mounted ladder and steal the constitution

Big energy today! One question for #NoKings marchers: how many of you actually own printers? Where are you printing off all of this sign making material?

What up Minneapolis No Kings!

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

HANG IN THERE QUEEN

gather ’round the prayer circle 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Dolly Parton 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

George Orwell’s Animal Crossing

TGI(stfu)F. Learn the script.

The perpetual spit up machine lives her best fruit life. Meh on rice and chicken. Big no on home grown tomatoes from the garden.

BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador. Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.

I keep telling myself that we all HAVE to be living through a simulation.

Noice.

The fact Republicans are denying an elected member of Congress her seat is not getting enough attention.

Democratic leadership is a bunch of fucking simps. Or in on the grift. Or both!

I’m going to try and be there to represent Kenny neighborhood voices!

No Sunday scaries here.

It's Friday night baby

“Many of the panelists also seemed unsure about the purpose of the Vaccines for Children program, which provides free shots to roughly half of all American children.” “It was unclear whether the members all understood what they were voting for.” It just keeps going. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/18/h...

LET MINNESOTA IN GUYS

Opinion | Firing talkshow hosts is not a free speech issue. Company should be free to hire and fire at will. Universities on the other hand need to hire many more conservative professors.

Things are very very dark but I got a bunch of things crossed off my to do list today so there’s that.

Oh yeah, good thing the Supreme Court cares about precedent.

My child is made up primarily of ritz crackers

Everyone’s dressed up as cowboys, country music is inescapable, every other TV ad is telling you to not be ashamed of being American, networks are backing away from anything that might upset Right Wing Joe Schmoe: We’re back in 2004 baby.

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”