wow really helpful, thank you new york times

This is not who we are. I became an ICE agent because I truly believed in the value of getting a $50,000 signing bonus to violently assault and terrorize anyone I wanted while never getting in trouble for anything. Being held accountable conflicts strongly with my deeply-held personal beliefs

It’s easy to think that schools in Minneapolis are closed because the Feds murdered someone in the street but no, the actual reason is that while that was happening, the Feds were busy doing other heinous shit across the city like tear-gassing a school

We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.

Sign posted at Modern Times in Minneapolis today: "We are closing early today. An observer was shot on 34th & Portland. We love you. Fuck Ice they killed someone"

Fuck these pieces of shit.

New joint statement from 11 of Minneapolis’s 13 city councilors demands that ICE leave the city

Walz: "To Minnesotans, don't take the bait. Do not take the bait. Do not allow them to deploy federal troops into here. Do not allow them to invoke the Insurrection Act. Do not allow them to declare martial law. Do not allow them to lie about the security and decency of this state."

If Walz wants to "ride the Trump administration hard" he could maybe prove it by deploying the National Guard right about now.

Please be safe Minneapolis.

Get the fuck out of Minneapolis

I'm glad to see these MAGA goons continue to confirm that they hold no redeeming qualities and are some of the most depraved pieces of shit on the planet.

Dentists get depressed because they deal with the only part of the skeleton you can see, which is pretty spooky, so they’re getting spooked all day

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

When your kid ruins your 2025 Spotify algorithm.

Alexa, post that dril tweet.

I and 17th. At the Farragut North metro stop.

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

This was written about RFK Jr., which makes it even worse.

Oprah was fired from her first reporting job Stan Lee didn’t release his first big comic book until he was 38 Jeffrey Epstein was functionally illiterate it’s NEVER too late or too hard to make your dreams come true

These guys wanted the energetic votes last week and nothing else. Weak, bitch shit, right here.

two contradictory ideas that i hold in my head at the same time: 1) i think the threat to both SNAP recipients and federal workers is significant enough now that even bad deals are worth making to prevent further harm, and, 2) everyone who caves now should retire in shame

I need the list of cuck senators that are being little bitches right now.

I love a good self-own.

"artistic" translation: he has seen your memes, and he loves them

Also, you won’t win hearts and minds by assuming voters are a) racist for their skepticism over your candidate or b) bad people because they reside in a high turnout Ward that doesn’t normally vote in a progressive manner. Ask me how I know this!

The moment the Housing Stabilization ethics story came out, Fateh was cooked. If Progressives want to gain traction, which they've shown they can on city council and Parks Board, they need to run a better candidate.

The Live Laugh Love aesthetic.

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

My favorite result of the night.

Get fuuuuuuuucked @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social!

Yes. Yes please.

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

Oh boy, guys, here we go!

THE LIBBING OUT WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES

Ah, off-cycle election night. Time to start obsessively following the returns for a faraway candidate I just learned about an hour ago.

Voting from Ward 13-9. At 4:45pm there were 3 lines forming out the door to the registration table, but things moved fast! I think I was voter 271!

who needs state-sponsored mental asylums when we can just do state-sponsored concentration labor camps instead

Property brothers but it’s Trump’s large adult sons destroying a national monument.

The East Wing Is On The Left If You Are Facing South, Which You Should, Because That's Where Real Americans Live, And So By Destroying It Trump Is Destroying The Left Wing, Which Is The Left Wing's Fault. --Tomorrow in the Free Press

the year is 2030. the white house remains half demolished because president trump refused to pay construction workers and musk gutted government spending. two thieves sneak into the white house using a truck mounted ladder and steal the constitution

Big energy today! One question for #NoKings marchers: how many of you actually own printers? Where are you printing off all of this sign making material?

What up Minneapolis No Kings!

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

HANG IN THERE QUEEN

gather ’round the prayer circle 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Dolly Parton 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

George Orwell’s Animal Crossing

TGI(stfu)F. Learn the script.