"no one wants to work anymore" is a sentiment that makes me wanna break something nobody's hiring, you can't get promoted even if you do get something, and pay sucks too much to stay anywhere after they inevitably mistreat you

Sometimes it's more trouble than it's worth.

I will not tolerate "this happened in 2008 we had a recession we got through it" or " gay rights were surprised in the early 2000s as well, it got better"

even with everything going on. can I take a moment to say something? content creators, movie studios, tv show producers, CAN YOU PLEASE FUCKING MIX YOUR AUDIO SO THAT IT ISNT SOUNDTRACK FORWARD I CANT FUCKING HEAR YOUR GODDAMN TALENT WHEN THE SOUNDTRACK AND AMBIENT NOISE IS AS LOUD IF NOT LOUDER.

Pritzker: What's at stake here is free speech. It's our constitution and our way of life. Do we really want the president intimidating people, organizations to get others fired? People ought to be standing up and speaking out.

I drew Tony as a morning warm-up today 🐯

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is it weird that I think bugsnax was a really well made game and I feel like it kinda fell off way too quickly? I would love to see a second one.

*worst car salesman commercial voice with a slightly unsure demeanor* "MY DICK BELONGS IN YOUR ASS, NO MONEY DOWN"

bath of bees

my ass belongs to one man. you best be glad he is willing to share.

TOMORROW

could you imagine me, with a vagina, and a clit the size of my dick?? I'd have to be a hyena!

if we ever meet up in person and you don't pull me aside or grope me I will absolutely be offended. what do you think I am? some object to be ogled???

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

ma'am from the back whoah nerd bulge from the front.

if your cock cage size is one below the largest they make you have a big dick, I fear.

The backside looks terrible here. need someone who is better at photography.

honestly I think I kinda like this one

(CW: Modular) Sometimes you really need that extra relief from a long day.. though I don't know if Darren's friend can say he expected the kind he got.. A different idea I wanted to try since last month or so, featuring my doggo Darren and his skink friend! Y'all will be seeing more of em~

wasn't kidding about that bath. too bad this stupid tub is barely big enough for me at 5'7" the coconut oil bathbomb is nice though.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT GET ME PREGNANT???? HAVE YOU /TRIED/

used a vibration gun on my back for like 30 minutes on a really stubborn knot. now my back is angry at me and I need a hot bath :(

one of my massive pet peeves is people that use niche jargon as if everyone is supposed to know what they mean. memes are fine. but like... how am I supposed to know what you mean by a specific abbreviation I know like six meanings for? or like why say X when you mean common term Y

wendell wants to play balls with the shark

why do furry dildo companies or monster dildo companies in general use straight porn fem actors to advertise their products? do they think straight white men buy dildoes? who is this product for???

I guess I'm just not a fan of unrealistic body proportions sexually? unless it's done in like a somewhat comedic way. "This little guy has a massive dick and needs specialized clothing because of it" sure! "my character has a massive ass and belly and a very large focus on the anus" ehhhhhhhhh

there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him

I don’t take pics of my ass nearly enough.

I love pictures of people in undies and furries in undies.

hmmm anyone want to show me their butts? I've got a few things i want to check on .

please tell me the mountain is called monkey PLEASE TELL ME THE MOUNTAIN IS CALLED MONKEY.

CW: Meta (-)

"Let's move to Mastodon-" actually yeah, great idea, hey, can you content-warning tag all photos you post that have eye contact hey can you content-warning tag all photos of food you share hey can you put a content-warning on this text post where you're talking about your kinks hey can you

my cat's name is Denali. he is named after the mountain. his name is now a test. if you can't get over the fact that your orange savior took the people's name away from the mountain you can get the fuck out of my house.

you need to be in my ass.

NEW GORILLAZ ALBUM DROPS IN MARCH

new banner? what's your thoughts?

Monkey

took all day please dont let it flop

you know what's REALLY fun? dry heaving due to an anxiety attack triggered by diarrhea. luckily it is was only dry heaving.

sketch #art #furry #scalie #anthro #lizard #muscle

I absolutely love honey. I absolutely hate clover honey.

Got this cat all tied up what you gonna do now?

Ur local Big Cat just gayming, ya know, Casually~ 🎨: @tohfu.bsky.social Go support my fav artist!

I have some bad takes and I know that. if people are uncomfortable with them *shrugs*

I really don't get the obsession in furry/gay of absolutely stacked muscular guys. its just not hot to me. probably because everyone I've known personally who has been into looking like that is absolutely OBSESSED with looking like that.