*puts on fake antlers* Happy Nude Bat- shit I meant DEER DAMMIT, now I ruined the year- shit I meant DEER

Bro, how's my butthole looking? You think it look alright? #nsfw #nsfwirl #irlnudes

You know it's a good holiday when the smoke alarm goes off for 5 minutes at the end of cooking.

Lmfao my coworker has the best taste in gifts

I don't care how old this is by now, it's the best and ONLY rendition of "All I Want for Christmas is You" that I will listen to. Sit down Mariah Carey, I don't care about you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQrN9ba8qEM

Tonight's Christmas lunch + dinner is going to be this awesome charcuterie board I put together. Baked Brie, other cheeses, black pepper salami, full sour pickles, and fig jam.

Y'all ever just take a shot of Worcestershire sauce while cooking, cuz it tastes so good?

I've got some goofy kobold ideas to draw, but the question is "when should I do this?" Hmmm...

Low effort dick picks from after a shower? Low effort dick picks from after a shower, it is 👀 🍆 #nsfw #NSFW #nsfwirl #irlnudes

God, I hate when it snows on the weekend. What's the good in having an HOA covered rental if I can't even drive to the main road without the risk of sliding off the mountain? All cuz our street is "private" I now gotta wait until who-knows-when to get to work?

Tonight's dinner is bright to you by the mood: "I want to be lazy, but LOOK fancy" Baked potato stuffed with chicken chunks, topped with finely chopped broccoli florets, and DROWNED in homemade gruyere cheese sauce. Topped with the scanttest amount of parsley for ✨ aesthetics ✨

Hell yeah, new t-shirts arrived! Gonna look sick as fuck in these

Have some premium soft bat bits, for your viewing pleasure. It's been a while, and I gotta throw a dick pic up now and then to keep people following me on their toes lol #NSFW #nsfw #nsfwirl

So I started playing Octopath Traveler 2 and I ran into THIS handsome lad-- . . . And immediately began imagining him doing unspeakable acts to me. *swoons*

Bada-bing bada-boom! New patches added, and look how they gleam in the light! And now I need more ... >.>

New patches just came in and they look SO GOOD. Can't wait to add them to the vest n.n 🎨 = @stablercake.bsky.social

lol yeah sounds about right xD

I'm bored, drunk, and lonely while yeen is away for work, so that means I'm sloppily going through YouTube and posting mean comments on channels that use AI art or narration. Which amounts to nothing probably, but I get to feel like a Bad Bitch™ for a night.

My iPad has this cool little feature that can tell when I'm hitting a wall while drawing, and should really take a break. It's been really useful, honestly. It's called "Low Battery, 10% Remaining" and it works every time.

You come home from work and look around. All the lights are off, save for the eerie, purple-blue glow coming from one room. Strange music can be heard as you approach. You throw open the door and find ... Me. Just doodling away and confused why you're staring at me. #art #furryart

New toys came in and it's time to strap up, and lock in. And I'll be damned if this don't work, it even had a 5-star review! Love how it came out though, gotta keep @kravenlupei.bsky.social satiated after all. #art #furryart #nsfw

Dunno why but I've been thinking about this pic I drew for @kravenlupei.bsky.social some years ago now. It's not perfect, and I see room for improvement, but hot damn is it still something amazing looking that I'm proud of. #art #furryart

Ok I don't usually buy celebrity branded alcohol\drinks\etc. cuz they're usually never good, but I caved and bought this coffee cuz it's Green Day and I love it on name alone. And... IT'S SURPRISINGLY GOOD??! Like it's actually hella good to drink black, and I'm picky with my coffee flavors.

Seeing really good artists start a comic, but not having a basic understanding of panel composition is mildly irritating to me. I end up reading things out of order and have to reread the page again, it's not that hard to setup your panels.

"Hey, dude. Mind if I just take a whiff of your sneak-- *SNIIIIFFFFFSSS* --ers?"

Happy #VoreDay, y'all! May I present you with a choose-your-own-adventure? ;3 Art credit: Myself Voregence from FA #NSFW #furrynsfw #furryart #nsfw

Holy shit. South Park is ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED this season. Like damn... I am ROCK HARD by how they're thrashing the GOP.

My character can be summed up as "Lewd, crude, and ready to be food" ;9

I LOVE finding some ancients goddamn telegram stickers I haven't used in YEARS, and then shitposting @kravenlupei.bsky.social with those dumb stickers and cackling like idiots together. Love ya, yeen <3

What if we're all just memories? Like at the end, our "life flashes before our eyes" but to us that flash feel like a lifetime? And we're already gone... weird random thought, I know, but something been that's been tumbling in my head for a lil and didn't know what to do with.

Yeah alright, that's pretty accurate I think... haha "watching from the wings", don't you know it *flaps* https://spankpls.com/bdsm-test

I need to share something that's been rattling around my head... The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers intro was just power metal for 5 year olds.

Dunno why but the specific scent mixture of ball-musk and x-lube is really doing it for me right now...

"I'm busy, so you better be quick if you wanna nut. Sure, do whatever you wanna do to me, but once I reach the filter I'm going back inside." --Said the very impatient bat. Goofy lil doodle I did, lookin like a grump. #furryart #nsfw #furrynsfw

Good morning! I brought you breakfast, cum and eat it ;3 #nsfw #nsfwirl

LOOKING DOPE AS FUCK (minus the accidental nicks from shaving) FINALLY was able to get a pair of prescription sunglasses. First time my script hasn't changed xD

Huh. It's International Non-Binary Day today. To celebrate, have some old art I made! xD #furryart

Who the fuck thought up making toilet paper rolls double THICC, as if you're saving any money?? Just give me normal sized tp rolls that fit into my tp holder thingamajig, without losing the first 2 feet of it as single sheets cuz it's grinding against the wall!!!

Peak hedonism is eating a bowel of ramen at 1am on the couch after dumping 4 loads into your boyfriend, while he continues to get pounded by another friend that just finished up eating ice cream.

So unfortunately I can't upload gifs to bsky, so that sucks. Have some screenshots instead lol! Hole is hole I guess #NSFW #nsfw #nsfwirl

Man, sometimes I just get jealous of some of y'alls holes. Like dayum, if Michelangelo sculpted a butthole (cuz he totally would) it'd look like *yours* ;3

Here, have some softie pics I took. Who wants to make it hard? >:p #nsfw #nsfwirl #NSFW

Casually thinking back to earlier when @kravenlupei.bsky.social slightly adjusted himself mid-blowjob and slammed his dick down my throat to the base without me expecting it. hhmmm ... that actually WORKED ... HHMMM >///> *gllk!*

Fucking ALLERGIEEEEESSSS !!! Right before bed, fml.

Aahhh, Shadow the Hedgehyuk.

Nothing like getting a text at 8pm from a coworker saying they're just finally getting off work and heading home (after starting at ~5am) to make you realize how much you want out of this particular industry. Work/life balance, what's that lmao?? xD

Went out to have brunch and be gay with @kravenlupei.bsky.social and while driving through this cute little town there were these three beautiful cars parked out front.

bleh-BLEH, I vant to suck your DEEEEEKK!! *and other such corny vampire-related jokes that can be twisted to be horny*

I don't why I'm so proud of this, but for breakfast I decided to have an open-faced sloppy Joe sandwich on challah buns, topped with a sunny-side up egg each. Shit was delicious, but FUCK I'm so damn full now xD

Yo, me as fuck lol