I think alex jones is savvy enough to understand that Tim Heidecker is an entertainer, however whatever is left of his audience absolutely is not

Move over Hemingway, "Elon Musk, please help" clocks in at a cool four words

When my cats decide 3 AM is the perfect feeding time youtu.be/JPcvjQD-FvI?...

*running from mounted warriors* Sun's out, Huns out

Eminem has only ever been aggressively mid

Guy who gets isekai'd into a Tom of Finland book

Mr Wilson better get ready for that rapscallious French character, Denis le Penis

Are you seriously going to look me in the eye and pretend Senor Smoke isn't the best album of the aughts

All this "older men are hot" nonsense feels like marketing to get me buying stuff. Have you ever taken a good long look at one of us?

The charisma gap between Stewart Copeland and Sting is fucking crazy

Interesting how both positive and negative masculinity involve loving to watch Steven Seagal movies, just for very different reasons

"You feel my heat, I'm just a moment behind" is kind of gross actually

Her name is Rio, and she told me to pound sand

Stewart Copeland's most relatable trait is his obvious, burning hatred for Sting

"AI" might be the black swan event that kills our society not because it "rises up against us" but because we've decided it's magic that can do anything, and we're going to run everything on it regardless of how busted it is

I will simply not use discord

Me watching Iron Lung youtu.be/2-VP3RfNoFs?...

Lmao the uk has a turnover rate of about 2 years for pms these last 10 years

If your name is "Guitar George", you damn well better know all the chords. Not impressed.

Actually it's great that there won't be consequences

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They Live is quaint because it presumed they cared about hiding it

RIP Tim Dilbert

Captain Beefheart is kind of mid tbh, for when you're too pretentious to just listen to Tom Waits

I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is standing up too fast

Michael Stipe voice: That's me in the corner

Oh no, not the sanctity of NATO!!! Adolph Eichmann must be crying his eyes out in hell!

I think South Park has given everyone this bizarre brain damage wherw they have to act like the answer is always somewhere in the middle. So eager to seem thoughtful and fair that they reflexively cede rhetorical ground on any issue. You don't actually have to agree with these fucking freaks

A fun activity for the whole family is looking up if there are any countries that dispute the findings of the nuremberg trials

The footage of Björk fighting that papparazzi is the best shit I ever saw. Can you imagine getting laid out by Björk? She gets you on the ground and starts with the haymaker. Honestly a life goal of mine to get tombstone piledrivered by her.

Rocky 4 was a very prescient film; the united states would defeat the soviets, and give itself catastrophic brain damage in the process

One thing Bill Hicks was wrong about is that Get Smart kicks ass actually. How funny can you be if you don't chuckle when the cone of silence malfunctions

Vibe recording youtu.be/RoOvnO8Ptk8?...

*Robert Smith voice* Yucking! Someone else's yum

Reposting this oldie because I don't know if I made it clear how much I hate this fucking shit youtu.be/RjwC2PwN6z4?...

New awareness campaign

The Busting Machine

It is 2005 Tim and Eric is one of the funniest shows I've ever seen, people are mad at me because they don't get it It is 2015 Harg Nallin is one of the funniest shows I've seen, people are mad at me because they don't get it It is 2025 Haha You Clowns is one of the funniest shows I've seen,

we're on year 3 of the current "next big thing" so like let's wrap it up already, feed me some bullshit about quantum computing

Lol imagine seeing the white house getting fucked up and being like "oh no!"

Gremlins 2 falls into lazy writing with the tired trope of "hot women can't stop kissing Robert Picardo"

A canadian Hotep is called a Hosep

E A SPORTS WE OWN SOME SLAVES

What a good movie that was. I wonder if they ever made a sequel.

Not allowed to laugh about stockton rush Not allowed to laugh about brian johnson Not allowed to laugh about his Somebody should make comedy legal again