we're on year 3 of the current "next big thing" so like let's wrap it up already, feed me some bullshit about quantum computing

Lol imagine seeing the white house getting fucked up and being like "oh no!"

Gremlins 2 falls into lazy writing with the tired trope of "hot women can't stop kissing Robert Picardo"

A canadian Hotep is called a Hosep

E A SPORTS WE OWN SOME SLAVES

What a good movie that was. I wonder if they ever made a sequel.

Not allowed to laugh about stockton rush Not allowed to laugh about brian johnson Not allowed to laugh about his Somebody should make comedy legal again

I think "assassination" is a bit of a grandiose word for a guy whose job was sneering at people online

Poor guy didn't even get a chance to hit puberty

Sick of the same old biased media narrative. You just know they're going to blame this one on gamers, yet again.

A re-do of Initial D but all the eurobeat is replaced with E-Rotic tracks

So "A Shadow Over Innsmouth" was about Italians, right? Because "Dagon" is suspiciously close

NEETs are a north american revolutionary class

One of the things that has pretty annoying is that if you have any kind of bullshit meter, if you have anything inside of yourself that doesn’t enjoy being lied to, the last couple of years of almost every area of public life have been driving you up a fucking wall

While you are complaining about the gen z stare, I am too socially awkward to make eye contact. We are not the same

It was the best of times, it was the Durst of times IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE TIMES

Bus passengers stop constantly dropping heavy shit challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

I simply block anyone trying to be main character on here It is very easy

How about Kidney Sweetie and it's the vice that's killing us all

guys i've been using this new ai client and it's actually really scary, I think it wants to be my friend

AI obituary is what a blackstone ceo deserves

Looking forward to quoting this until the end of time

Making heavy use of the question "Now, is that true, or is it something you saw online"

*werner herzog voice* heeah cahms Honey Labubu

The opening riff of Crazy Train writes a cheque that the rest of the song absolutely does not cash

A massage supply store called 50 Grades of Shea

How about a Cyberpunk 2077 expansion called Phantom Polycule and you can date everyone at the same time

*Eddie Vedder voice* Jeremy Corbyn Yeah-eah

Dead society theory

That part of "Push it to the limit" where he says "welcome to the limit" as if he just lives there and is all casual about it. You wrote the 1 good song Paul, don't go nuts

Noticing the phrase "you have to learn the tools to keep up" is extremely common to hear right before someone shows you the dumbest fucking llm shit you've ever seen in your life

"We didn't want Blade to be fun and cool like in the first movie"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Using racism stone on Eevee and it turns into Jontreon

If Dale Gribble were Iranian, he would have helped overthrow the sh sh Shah

It's pretty funny that a movie like The Matrix slowly drove a lot of people completely insane

"Stop helicoptering your weiner" they holler I look down, contemptuously, and hiss "No"

See, if I was Thanos, I would have used the power to make farts visible

it would be fun if some of the guys doing meth with elon got all amped up and cooked up a coup plot, but then elon was the only one doing it

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

Donnie should have Elon executed tbh

A Rob Schneider movie called "The APE-iary!" where he's a beekeeper but now he has to look after a chimp

Arquebussy

(shouting at chat gpt) Computer!! Dr manhatten meme! Starship!