He reached the end of his Alan Lifespan

I hope Haha, You Clowns causes a revival of that extremely specific 90s hairstyle

Future dystopian sci-fi has imagined things like nuclear wastelands, sure. Totalitarian oppression, climate catastrophe, sure. But rarely has it imagined today's real horror of AI making stupid and annoying people 100x worse.

Meanwhile Stewart Copeland continues to release videos of him playing drums to his soundtrack for Spyro the Dragon, Stewheads stay winning

Lmao the uk has a turnover rate of about 2 years for pms these last 10 years

home alone reboot

So wait, this Tommy kid has crazy flipper fingers? I didn't know thalidomide made you good at pinball

Intrusive thought where it's "Little Sister" by Queens of the Stone Age, but the main riff is a Minion saying Banana over and over

7 months to go

I just pissed myself... this is the movie he is mad that people are calling slop... I demand you watch with the sound on... it is so much worse than you think it is going to be...

What's all this about a hentai virus

I would have hung up on the pope too are you fucking kidding me

It is our honor-bound moral obligation to put whoever posts this kind of thing down like a dog. We cannot allow this and must stamp it out now

mark carney is kinda the perfect liberal politician name. hi im Prime Minister Sucker Conman

I've aleays felt a critic isn't worth watching if you aren't occasionally throwing popcorn at the screen and yelling at them

I think alex jones is savvy enough to understand that Tim Heidecker is an entertainer, however whatever is left of his audience absolutely is not

Move over Hemingway, "Elon Musk, please help" clocks in at a cool four words

When my cats decide 3 AM is the perfect feeding time youtu.be/JPcvjQD-FvI?...

*running from mounted warriors* Sun's out, Huns out

Eminem has only ever been aggressively mid

Guy who gets isekai'd into a Tom of Finland book

Mr Wilson better get ready for that rapscallious French character, Denis le Penis

Are you seriously going to look me in the eye and pretend Senor Smoke isn't the best album of the aughts

All this "older men are hot" nonsense feels like marketing to get me buying stuff. Have you ever taken a good long look at one of us?

The charisma gap between Stewart Copeland and Sting is fucking crazy

Interesting how both positive and negative masculinity involve loving to watch Steven Seagal movies, just for very different reasons

"You feel my heat, I'm just a moment behind" is kind of gross actually

Her name is Rio, and she told me to pound sand

Stewart Copeland's most relatable trait is his obvious, burning hatred for Sting

"AI" might be the black swan event that kills our society not because it "rises up against us" but because we've decided it's magic that can do anything, and we're going to run everything on it regardless of how busted it is

I will simply not use discord

Me watching Iron Lung youtu.be/2-VP3RfNoFs?...

Lmao the uk has a turnover rate of about 2 years for pms these last 10 years

If your name is "Guitar George", you damn well better know all the chords. Not impressed.

Actually it's great that there won't be consequences

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They Live is quaint because it presumed they cared about hiding it

RIP Tim Dilbert

Captain Beefheart is kind of mid tbh, for when you're too pretentious to just listen to Tom Waits

I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is standing up too fast

Michael Stipe voice: That's me in the corner

Oh no, not the sanctity of NATO!!! Adolph Eichmann must be crying his eyes out in hell!

I think South Park has given everyone this bizarre brain damage wherw they have to act like the answer is always somewhere in the middle. So eager to seem thoughtful and fair that they reflexively cede rhetorical ground on any issue. You don't actually have to agree with these fucking freaks

A fun activity for the whole family is looking up if there are any countries that dispute the findings of the nuremberg trials

The footage of Björk fighting that papparazzi is the best shit I ever saw. Can you imagine getting laid out by Björk? She gets you on the ground and starts with the haymaker. Honestly a life goal of mine to get tombstone piledrivered by her.

Rocky 4 was a very prescient film; the united states would defeat the soviets, and give itself catastrophic brain damage in the process