www.mississippivegan.com/tofu-bacon/ We make this recipe from time to time, its SUPER delicious made a BLT w/ it at one point

you forgot to cast badumtss after the joke friend (I love DQ spell naming schemes shi so goofy)

For aspiring business owners - please don't use Linux y'all, we installed cachyos on all our computers and everything at this company went to shit. two days after mfers started wearing collars and cat ears, followed by thigh highs and now everyones trying to unionize our mba didn't prep me for this

We think the ideal relationship dynamic is one where our 12 partners love and care for us and call us cool things like neurotypical and based.

We were having a good ass time doomscrolling before u showed us this shi dog

"The best time to be gay was yesterday, the second best time to be gay is now" - Sun Tzu

No matter how bleak the world becomes, we hope all the people seeing this continue to create. Games, art, music, whatever your medium may be, keep going, keep contributing to the culture.

My man is looking fine asf

When we say we tucking the homies in at night, this is what we mean. #cat #cats

woke 2

The collective gladly awaits this New World Order

The collective (we) hungers for productivity, but the sweet siren calls of short form content are too strong to ignore. We remain slaves to the algorithm.

Sludge has been so stressed Sludge forgot yesterday was 420 😭 we're going to have to get extra stoned to make up for this blunder!!!

Sometimes the only time Sludge goes outside is to convene with the neighborhood felines. We like to take part in their interests, staring at cars and random joggers judgementally.

Sludge wants to get into another MMORPG so bad but we've played them all ):

Sludge will be looking at the evil options in every game like this every. single. time. If being evil is wrong why does that shit feel so right?

Its because the dark and brooding aura generator who doesn't shower is lwk gender envy with a side of man crush for a lot of these folks!

Their whole motto is "we build shit that kills people" its no surprise that translates into a company culture where the value of human life is dependent on whether the human in question is melanated or not. Sludge would rather be homeless than work for such a revolting company,

quit questioning shit man, for they lock you in swimming pool jail

How sill Sludge find them if they cease their singing?

Soon as this stupid protein craze ends, big fiber is gonna start gunning after our attention, I predict chia seed bars will be in vogue by 2028 #fiber #food

Sludge's fellow genZ born are not having enough dinner parties and kickbacks, Sludge has ZERO moneys, yet Sluge still wants to hang out with the homies. Why can't we all cook a dish, bring it to 1 persons crib and have a kickback!? Say no to overpriced Sysco slop, say yes to kick backs! #genz

This is so fucking sick dude!

this is the best thing Sludge has seen all day

everything started going wrong when they stopped drawing sonic like this

Sludge will never forgive people for making fun of gender studies, yes that shit don't make money in a capitalistic society but so don't a shit ton of the other sciences, gender as an academic subject is so cool when delving beyond just high school Biology #lgbt

After installing an AC in my new AC Sludge can now play AC and AC on my steam deck without sweating buckets. Yahoo!

Vogue done called tracey ellis ross's fro a cloud bob, Sludge cannot handle the disrespect. We really colonizing hair styles now 😭?

Y'all really gotta stop shitting on vibecoders man, one of Sludge's best pal is a vibecoder, none of his shit works and he doesnt know dick abt architecture but he reads y'alls skeets and he gets really sad and insecure abt it and hes telling me that u guys r bullying him and to stop it #vibecoding

One time after a terrible loss streak in guilty gear strive, Sludge managed to go on a crazy win streak and finally reach Heaven with the help of some good ole catnip

High-key the whole "EVERYONE IS USING LLMS IN XYZ" is half true and half cope, there's a lot more slop being released w/ the help of LLMs for sure, but thats slop... I genuinely feel like the people who weren't releasing slop worried about this phenomenon r tryna justify their own LLM use

Me: Has anyone else been having this problem with this software? Boss: Please can you send me a screenshot? Me: ..... No, because it has miraculously fixed itself after refusing to play for an hour and two restarts but apparently it just needed to embarrass me in front of my peers and superiors.

Sludge has unironically begun using maxxing and mogging in our everyday vernacular because its funny asf. Sludge decides to make roti instead of buying tortilla? thats not Sludge saving money thats Sludge roti-maxxing; Sludge's romantic partners are not happy with this but Sludge does not care

ffxiv?? Clearly mogging is from WoW the worser of the two mmorpgs for sure, but still smh 🧐

booting up the game just to get my ear drums busted 😭 I also hate when they dont let me adjust settings before cut scenes or putting me into gameplay/tutorial, out here lagging like a mfer and theres nothing I can do about it, but thankfully that sht doesn't happen as often anymore

these warehouse fires be going crazy, Sludge thinks the next step should be robbing a data center blind for their ram sticks and graphics cards, then they shud hold them ransom and if the tech ceos try to negotiate they pour a can of monster over each one until they fold #USA

Hey! Techsky! all you nerds and birds and other fun nonbinary words! Let's talk tech and the future of digital communities together! Please signal boost, tag anyone you think would be interested and let's actually talk this through ourselves, without any billionaires present

a trans person telling a doctor their assigned sex at birth is significantly more likely to result in their mistreatment than letting them assume cisness in 95% of cases because the average doctor does not have the care or understanding required about the nuances of trans bodies and how weve changed

Behold! A feline in its natural habitat (the suburbs) In just a few minutes he will begin his hunt for the day (begging for food) Nature truly is beautiful 🥹💕 #nature #cats

IT'S REALLY FUCKED UP YOU GUYS

Economy so ass that when Sludge went to the Brazilian bakery, they wasn't even selling tres leches no more, all they had was uno leche, and that shit was locked behind a bullet proof glass 😔 #economy #brazil #IDon'tKnowHowTagsWork

relatable, I ain't got shit down there dog

Every Miku is Canon

Just joined Bluesky and honestly hoping this is the right place to find people who actually care about indie games 🙏 We're making Bodzin — think Zelda vibes, lots of love, two devs doing their best lol. Follow along if you're into that kind of thing! 🗡️ #indiegame #unity #pixelart #gamedev #inventory

*sheathes and unsheathes my samurai sword so quickly you can't even see it* "so, you really think you have a foreskin, huh? check again."

boutta say fuck it and make a tower defense game where u guard a bodega from pigeons and the roided up rats terrorizing NYC, u gotta hire cat mercenaries to take em out and u pay them in cans of tuna, am i cooking w/ dis or nah? #gamdev

Sludge remembers getting married on FFXIV, planning that shit was more fun than sludge's IRL wedding ☠️

*Sing to smell of the game*

Sludge has a tip for any cat lovers, get can of tuna, make a sandwich with it or something and SAVE THE BRINE, you can turn it into a perfume and spray it all over your person, the cats will literally throw themselves at you, you'll be irresistible. #cat

i cant imagine being anti-emulation, like soooooo so many games would have already been fully lost to the passage of time if we didnt have emulation and the people that preserve all of these games and systems for it!! 90% of my favorite games would be like fully unavailable to me lmao