Just Eddie complaining about the state of the cups 😂 #nufc

Debate on TalkSPORT now. Start, bench, sell. Kane, Rooney, Shearer. #Discuss #NUFC

Feels weird admitting the fear was ungrounded and we rotated while convincingly advancing. Tough draw for the next round but at least we're at home 🖤 🤍 👊 🏆 #NUFC

Nervous for tonight like. Bradford are bang in form and this has banana skin written all over it. HWTL and just be magnificent. #NUFC

Well that was a bit daft feom Ekitike

Tim Krul retires. I'll always remember his debut vs Palermo and Spurs away. Those games, 2 of the best goalkeeping performances you're likely to see. Good luck for whatever the future holds big man #NUFC

Currently level with Howe’s best ever finish… #nufc

That was a great goal. 🤮 🤮

The fact our B team can go away to a good, top half, in form PL team and get a pretty comfortable point is something I don't remember ever being the case in the PL era. Not pretty but it's progress. #nufc

I'll take that point. Celebrating staying awake.

Anywhere else on the pitch that's a free kick

⚠️ Bed wetting post warning ⚠️ Not really, but I'm not a fan of the 5 at the back. I get it, can't argue with our defensive record this season, particularly away from home, but I'm a graduate of the Keegan school of football and I just want to see us get at them. *Love Howe, he's right, I'm wrong.

Was thinking we'd have the big rotation vs Bradford rather than Bournemouth. Interesting team. HWTL! 🖤 🤍 👊 #NUFC

Helping my pal my house tomorrow, which is sound except he lives on the 3rd floor and is moving to a 2nd floor. I work in fiance and my guns (are not) massive. Send prayers, thoughts and Gofundme is welcomed. 😉 🙏 💪 💰

Nowt really to do with this post but can anyone remember when Steve Martin, the referee, sent off a couple of our players, disallowed a perfectly good goal (maybes a pen) and then this Steve Martin got bombarded with tweets from #NUFC supporters, to the point he tweeted the ref was a disgrace?

Loved it when Fulham conceded early on, all the senior players were straight over to the young lad King, whose error led to the Brentford goal, consoling him and telling him to keep on. They're 2 - 1 up now and just seen they've done the same at half-time. Exactly how it should be.

A potentially significant statutory decision happening next week for the city and any future 🏟️ plans. #nufc

Love days like today where you have no firm plans, shit weather, football on the tele all day. Combine with some beer, some shit food, a little wonder to the shop for more beer between games and that is my plans confirmed.

Nowt to be ashamed of with that performance, we're playing Barcelona man! I totally understand the logic in playing Gordon so please don't think in any way this is a dig at Howe, but can't help wondering what might have been if Wissa didn't pick up that knock. #NUFC

The wait until 8pm is going to take an eternity. #NUFC

Only one more sleep and we are back under the lights at St James’ Park 🖤🤍

Bayern have goal music. 🤮 🤮

Some boy, Olise

Can't watch Liverpool because of Rat. Despise Chelsea since they were sat in our end celebrating a last minute winner and offering everyone out. Munich, that arrogant, cunt, Director, salty towards Big Nick. Really hard to find some football to watch that won't give me more gray hairs.

Bruno pissing himself in the press conference at the fact Woltemade got cramp after 45 mins against Wolves 🤣 what a guy #NUFC

👀 "I was made for nights like this." 🔊 "I swear I've never heard noise like it." ⚫⚪ Tino Asprilla, Barcelona & #NUFC's first-ever Champions League night - which still ranks among their very best. Told expertly by @mwalkerfoot.bsky.social: www.nytimes.com/athletic/663...

Benfica beaten 3-2 but they really weren't bad. Qarabag look decent and shouldn't be underestimated. Both Benfica and Union SG gave good accounts of themselves tonight and have quality we need to be cautious of.

Qarabag have gone 3-2 vs Benfica!

Wowzaz! Qarabag deservedly draw level in Benfica. #NUFC

Benfica vs "Carrier Bag" has absolutely come to life here! 2-1 Benfica, on TNT 3 if ya fancy it #NUFC

Union SG, 2 nil up vs PSG in Eindhoven in Eindhoven 👀 #NUFC

Finally relented and put the heating on. Was determined to wait until October but have been freezing in the house since Saturday and I'm too old for cold.

Wor Flags progress so far Over 100 volunteers gave up their Sunday to help the group set up what they want to be their biggest ever display They'll need EVERYONE in their seats at least 15 minutes before kick-off HWTL #NUFC

One of Nick Woltemade's boots has arrived from Stuttgart

If anyone else likes to pretend they're an elite level football scout, Barca vs Valencia is just kicking off on Premier Sports 1 #NUFC

Nick Woltemade didn’t just debut... he arrived. 💥A bullet header to seal a 1-0 win over Wolves. 🔥A debut goal that had St. James’ Park singing his name. Did I mention we have some sick merch to rep this win? Grab them in the link in bio! All reposts appreciated 🍻 #NewcastleUnited #NUFC #ToonArmy

In amongst the topics of conversation yesterday with my "football friends". Who is #NUFC best centre back in the Premier League era? And who is more important/better to #NUFC Sandro or Bruno?

Feels a bit bitter sweet seeing Trafford and Sesko scratching their heads questioning their life choices at this point.

7 minutes added on and a penalty in added time. Who would believe it?

Joel's normally on point with team news, although this ones a bit cryptic. Hopefully good news on the Wissa front and a home debut for our big lad up front #NUFC

MATCH DAY!!! Seems like bloody ages since Liverpool. Hope the lads are as up for it as me! HWTL! 🖤 🤍 👊

Top marks (without cheating) to anyone who recognises who this is

Who knew, WWFs very own Ravishing Rick Rude was the special guest darts thrower on Classic Bullseye!

🚨 🇳🇴 NORWAY SCORED 10! 🚨 🇳🇴 HAALAND SCORED 5!

Red card all day for me. Not sure what Dixon's on aboot

Why is this England game being filmed from space by the Hubble Telescope?

Livermento and Gordon start for England. #NUFC

Wissa has just bagged for DR Congo vs Sengal (who recently dusted off at England). DR Congo 2 - 0, 33' minutes #NUFC

Watched the whole Italy game there. Sandro, plays 2 games in 4 days, looks dead on his feet at 65 minutes, scores a '91st minute winner. Isak. Subbed on on 75 minutes, his country lose 2-0 in a crucial world cup qualifier vs Kosovo because he missed all pre-season out of petulance #karma #NUFC