While still not being entirely over the derby huff and having a rediculus 12.30, Saturday MORNING (because 12.30 on a Saturday IS still morning), FUCKING HOWAY THE LADS!! GET INTO THESE!! 🖤 🤍 👊 #NUFC

Jake Paul running away and falling over while getting £50 million. I'd have done it for £50k, the mugs (and I have a much better hairline)

I honestly think Karate Kid is my favourite film of all time and I'm not even embarrassed. The 80's power ballets blast, the unlikely underdog (who is actually the bully - Watch Cobra Kai, ifykyk).. So aye, you disagree, give me a montage and I'll karate chop you in 3 minutes 🥋

I didn't notice any Elanga hate last night but seen a few saying there was By definition, if your griefing any of our own players, than you're not supporter. If you're not a supporter you should fuck off and hopefully your ticket ends up in the hands of someone who will support our players and team

I'll be supporting the lads tonight while still in a MASSIVE derby huff. #NUFC

Have only just realised we play at 8.15 tonight and then 12.30 Saturday. Some shitty scheduling that from the fixture boffins. #NUFC

Started the series Task and enjoying it after the first 2 episodes. Imagine if Sons of Anarchy shagged The Wire and had a kid who was some mutated version of Ozark. Well that's how I'm describing it so far.

The talk of Howe out is as lifting as todays performance. Fuck off. #NUFC

I dont want eddie gone. I do want him to be more adventurous in his team selection, more dynamic in managing the game, and more willing to change a system that isnt working. #NUFC

Our Skipper is pretty scathing but at least honest in his appraisal. #NUFC

It's a "Step Brothers" and "Dumb & Dumber" kind of night, wiith some comfort calories thrown in. Maybes a Sunday night 7 course special from the Indians. Don't talk to me. #NUFC

That was toilet. Lackluster, pedestrian, stagnant, unadventurous, cowardly, stand offish, dull. Standard away day. #NUFC

I'm not sleeping tonight. Home Alone on 4 od it is. Supposed to be up and out early doors n'all

Went for a drive and walk to try and maintain the aura of calm. Didn't work. Nerves here with super powers. Probably going to drink. HWTL #NUFC 🖤 🤍 👊

Been ill with nerves all week and today, woke up with a stange sense of calm. No idea why. Probably kick fuck out a bus stop this time tomorrow like. #NUFC

Probably best I sleep because conceding in the last few minutes is fucking me right off

Fuck off

If I had a son, it would be Lewis Miley! What a boy man! Get in!! #NUFC

Yessssssssssssssdddssssssssa!!! #NUFC

Maan! Playing so much better! So unlucky just there!

Get the fuck in!

Hard watch that (again). What we gain in confidence being able to pass back to out keeper we lose in set piece and 6 yard box dominance. Our midfield is being cut through too easily and our attack looks pedestrian. Thaiw very lucky to still be on the field. Other than that, HWTL 🖤 🤍 👊

Feel like shit, just want Pope back. #NUFC

You going full strength tonight? #NUFC

If I had the wings of a sparrow... #NUFC

Am I in the minority thinking "Expected Goals" is a load of bollocks?

Home to Bournemouth in the FA Cup #NUFC

They say you shouldn’t meet your heroes well I did a podcast with one of mine. I had posters of Andy Cole on my wall as a teenager. I defended him to the point of punches being thrown and I spent an hour arguing with him about football and Mo Salah #nufc #mufc I’m so happy ❤️

I've spent the whole evening reading #NUFC diary entries from the 1970s and 1980s from this site. Unputdownable, lool! 😂 www.nufc-history.co.uk/nufc-1980-81...

MATCH DAY!!!! HWTL!!! 🖤 🤍 👊

My birthday today. Went to pick up my Mam for some cake and a cuppa (<cultured) and the car decided the injector and cylinder wanted to be involved. £555 to celebrate the repair tomorrow. Thug Life ya bastard 🖤 🤍 👊

My biggest frustration is that this is a bang average Premier League and had Newcastle not had the summer from hell (possibly a slight exaggeration) they would have been close to challenging Arsenal. As it is they're groping for form, consistency and fluency with the rest of the league...

Apparently 70 year olds like Hardcore Hip-hop 😂

Off to put me heed thru a blenda. See ya Satda. #NUFC

Edwards reporting Wissa isn't in DR Congo AFCON squad. #NUFC

It's the "Oh, fuck off" that fully completes the comedy gold of this one

Has this everton fan's video of the first goal been shared here yet? 🤣 #audioon #nufc

MORNING 😁🖤🤍 Feels great to wake up after a win away Back at home Tuesday against Spurs Have a great Sunday everyone #NUFC

A bit Queens with the Scarface sample 👊 open.spotify.com/track/4UORKU...

Main event just about to start on the boxing 9n bbc2

Maaaaaan, boxing or football now?

Yessssssssssa!!!! Fucking come on!!! #NUFC

THIS FINISH BY NICK WOLTEMADE. 😮‍💨 NEWCASTLE ARE FLYING.

We look so much more assured with natural fullbacks (and perhaps a keeper more comfortable with the ball passed back to his feet) #NUFC

😂 😂 😂 Pickford man 🦖

Pope "groin injury". Well aye. #NUFC

Not for me Geoff but 100% trust Howe so Howay the 3 nil Newcastle 🖤 🤍 👊

Is anyone able to translate this statement from OM please? Allegedly firing shots at us for complaining about our supporters treatment www.om.fr/fr/actualite...

I'm not laughing, you are #liverpool