Can we PLEASE stop quoting the Jackass-in-Chief in endless posts and memes?! Even though it’s mocking him, I’m just so sick of seeing his image, reading his words, seeing his lame-ass jargon, speech style, and taglines. Please stop thanking me for my attention in whatever matter you’re discussing.

11 years too late for people to start using this language. But finally, MAYBE, we’re starting to get somewhere.

Congresswoman... the only way I'm fucking Dr. Jesus' ass is with a truckload of fresh pine cones. And even then, I'm using the BIGGEST slingshot I can find. Like one of those T-shirt launching ones. Y'know what? Fuck it. Bring out the ballista!

I mean... Land of the Lost? HR Pufnstuf? The Banana Splits?? MASSIVE chunk of my childhood, right there. I owe so much to a man I've never met. As my creativity was forming, he stoked those flames white-hot on a daily basis over several years! www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/s...

MORE!!! www.youtube.com/live/ylvTFvJ...

Portrait of Michelle and Barack Obama, former President and First Lady of the United States. Together (and separately for that matter) they embody all five letters of the word CLASS. The current sham president can only muster the last 3. 📷 Pete Souza

"It's just a coincidence." entry # 6,198.

Rubio: "No authority and NO backbone." Louder please for those with heavy-flow MAGA ear tampons still in.

If I hadn’t deleted my FB and Twitter years ago, I’d prove it. SO many dumbshits! 🤬 We’ve known who Drumpf was for 40 years!! “But what has he REALLY done that was so bad?” (Looking at you specifically, Chris! 🖕🏼) Damn you all. Damn you all to hell!

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

NOT GONNA HAPPEN! We all know. We all remember. And you bet your ass we're not going to forget a single one of you!

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Japanese Monk Racks Brain For Haiku That Will Knock Them On Their Asses https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/

Wish the reporter responded “And if this young soul who lost her life following your orders came from a state you didn’t win, would you go then?”

Look, for fuck’s sake, humans have been migrating continuously for our entire existence. Every single human in the world is the product of migration. It’s what humans do. There is nothing *more* human. That’s never going to change. Just grow up, get the fuck over it and plan accordingly.

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Learn, live, and love this! NOW!!

The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121.

I’ve seen so many people spreading the misinformation that PBS is shut down or is shutting down. The Corporation for Public Broadcasting has been shut down and PBS has been defunded. HOWEVER!!! PBS still exists. It is more important now than ever that you donate to PBS if you can.

If you (barely) squint, it's the exact same person/situation. Except the fat orange one would've avoided Luke and Anakin like a bone spur does wars. @markhamillofficial.bsky.social

Yep! I spent most of 2015 shouting on all the socials about the 40 years of garbage we already knew about this crooked bum. And you see what good any of that did.

Thank you, David W. Blight, for this big cup of Liber-tea! I will take it unsweetened, and I will savor each drop. My eyes have been open since I was a child, and yet I still learn new bits of our true history each day. Thank you!

MORE OF THIS PLEASE!!!! It's going to get worse before it gets better. So stand TF up and fight! Stop "debating" with disingenuous people who have zero interest in meeting you halfway with ANYTHING.

Louder, please! 📣🗯️ #tedcruz #lyingpieceofshit #pos #scumbag

All true. All still relevant. Yet, now more dire than ever. #PBS #NPR #children #future

More of this. MORE, I SAY!!!! 📣😡

Any questions? 🖕🏼😤🖕🏼

10 years and counting since I've been SHOUTING this. We had plenty of evidence of it back then. Today, we have 100x the amount. Is it too late?

Quite literally THE reason you were fired from your last two major college programs, you POS. And probably the main reason no one wants you coaching their program. Just stfu, you wide-mouth trash can. #florida #gators #tennessee #vols #sec #ncaa apple.news/AeIscYRYjTlK...

Wow! It actually all came to fruition! 🤯🥹 Your 2025 National Champions! The University of Florida! 🐊🏀🏆 Go Gators!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 #Florida #Gators #GatorMBK #UF #NCAA #basketball

Who’s next?? We promise fast delivery! 🐊🏀💪 #Florida #Gators #GatorsMBK #FinalFour #Houston #Duke

This team is soooo fun to watch! 🤩🐊🏀

My man. LOUDER FOR THE BALL-LESS JOURNALISTS IN THE BACK!!

The artist in me loves this so much! It also softens the harsh memories I have from college where I was in Chemistry III (while also taking Physics III & Calculus IV concurrently) and had the epiphany, “WTH am I doing taking these classes?”… since I really wanted to be a designer. 😅

Princeton Sociology Professor Matthew Desmond tells Jon Stewart: "If the top one percent of Americans just paid all the taxes they owed -- not even being taxed at a higher rate -- we could end poverty."

One is an innocently-shite restoration of a Spanish fresco. The other is a photorealistic painting of a dried-up white dog turd.

Morning after a family glamp-out. 🏕️

This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/do...

To me the embarrassing part of all this is that some of us have been YELLING about Drumpf’s history since 2015. Now 10 years on and people are STILL acting shocked at every predictable move he makes. Mainly I’m just tired of so many people not listening. Is too late?? #trump #maga #fafo

Aaaaand it's done. FB and IG have been nuked. 20 years of "me"... but once it's deleted you realize... I'm still me. ☺️ You can do this! 💪🏼❤️ #meta #facebook #instagram #delete #fuckzuck #betterlife

Well, I guess everything isn't 100% awful. Wonder who actually sent the initial orders? apple.news/A2AeVzwg2RO6... #tuskegee #airforce #hegseth #trump

Dude. I'm Pissed. youtube.com/shorts/zBYoY...

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I grew up surfing on Florida’s Space Coast. I’ve always understood waves… and I’ve always had a fascination with anything space exploration. This… this is blowing my GD mind at about 9 million km/h. 😅🤯🤩