wall calendar knows what month it is 🐈 🌉 #macromarch

i’ve nearly caught enough Pokémon to die happy these next few oughta do it for sure

UPDATE: 😏👉👌 please don’t tell my dad

𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙎𝙥𝙤𝙩𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 Theme Doodle for Ryan! ❤️

if you’re sarcastically referring to a GoH being harassed and doxxed and a furry con caving to threats as “the discourse” then you’re showing yourself to be incapable of standing up for your community. you’re officially part of the problem.

If you're a member of the furry fandom who uses your platform to incite bullying and harassment towards other furries who have innocuous kinks and lifestyles- Leave the fandom. Get out. You're a fascistic puritan and your presence in the fandom harms the rest of us. Be toxic elsewhere. Leave.

instantly assumed this was a kaiju situation

there's something really really neat about seeing new furry art come out and going "i know exactly which of my commissions inspired this" 😸 so glad to be paying the horniness forward, you're all my sons now

i wasn’t prepared for the “getting spanked by a billionaire” scene in Marty Supreme 🏓 🍑

CW: vore? “Sorry, mate. Raising kids requires extra nutrients” — that’s the last thing you hear before everything goes black.

if you can’t handle me at my dangerously cheesy you don’t deserve me at my cool ranch

“oh good he’s perfectly unharmed” thank you Gee this came out so amazing!

when you’re playing hooky from work and the boss spots you 👀

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my anxiety meds make me so horny that it’s affecting my work performance do i adjust them or find a job in sex work

wow now i'll know which guys on Grindr are dumb as a brick AND bad with money! if you let yourself be findommed by Grindr you might actually have a humiliation fetish

#febROOary can strike at anytime, to anyone! 🙀 🎨 @macroceli.bsky.social

Dispatch trying to force two het romance options at me like im fine with straight people but why do they have to shove it down our throats

i’m worried for the inevitable and very near future where i will have to witness chloe grace moretz play a mom in a movie

"Puppy we're gonna be late iffin' ya start." The tiger said, trying to push his husband's head away from his loins. But Geri became more adamant, shoving his nose into the nook between the pouch of his tiger's junk and the thigh, licking furiously at his husband's groin.

when my depression lifts and i go back outside

this is stupid but i couldnt get it out of my head

i was ready for giant Jet Hawk, i was flustered by huge Jose Carioca, and i was not prepared for enormous Road Runner 🥵

happy world geoffroy's cat day from a world sized geoffroy's cat (and the only geoffroy's cat fursuiter in the entire world #cool😎 #lonely😭)

cat needs confidence today! give me all of yours i will not return it

Pick up the phone HBO, I got another sport book you can adapt for TV 👀

Because I really need sleep but wanted to get something out there, I decided to break my investigation into yiffpersonality into parts. Enjoy!

toon kink idea: every time you die you get “rebooted” and come back with a slightly retooled design. better hope it’s not a cringe attempt at making you cool and hip with the youth this time

he’s going to find out how much heavier than a feather i am 😈

cats can feel a little vindicated, as a treat

i’m running a free testicular cancer check at the con yes it is normal to do the check with my tongue false negatives are common so get checked daily

trying to make more friends? ask your local slut. they know a ton of people, they're good at matching wavelengths, and they've already found the red flags in the community

i've stayed at all three of these places during FC and they're still very convenient. we don't have to give marriott any business actually

i’m running a free testicular cancer check at the con yes it is normal to do the check with my tongue false negatives are common so get checked daily

Not to kinkshame, but some of y'all need to unplug from news and politics for a day or two every now and then and try to enjoy your friends, family, and community.

Me examining a new follower 🎨 @coffinpaws.bsky.social

panthers are ram food🫣

the only job i was ever good at

WANTED: body doubling partner who is a stern hirsute daddy type that just chimes in whenever i get distracted with "i don't hear typing... don't make me come up there, boy!"

my manager sends me emails asking me to email other people in the company. like what. you're in gmail right now. you're typing out what you want to ask them RIGHT NOW

To everyone loving Heated Rivalry, let me introduce you to @kyellgold.com's OG gay sports romance: an American-football-playing tiger and his on-again/off-again activist fox boyfriend. Two steamy, competitive alpha males who know exactly how good make-up sex can be. 🐯🦊🏈🔥 #Furry #FurryLit #BookSky

early hashtag lore! in the early 90s coca-cola released these weirdly horny monster football player trading cards. the panthers and jaguars were brand new teams so they just had cartoon werecat logos but those were my favorite and i've rooted for both teams ever since

whatcha doing wayyyy down there? #fursuitfriday

building a lego set scratches a sizeplay itch for me. like i'm gulliver helping the lilliputians build their castle or pirate ship or ninjago spinjutzu battle mech

guess who’s on the naughty list? #fursuit

Secret Santa gift for @bluecoffeedog.bsky.social!!! 🎉🎄🎉

when you finally figure out what these pillows are for you’re officially old

just saw identical twin middle aged nerd daddies in jogging shorts at the Peet’s coffee 😳 it’s a Christmas miracle

scrolling back through my browser tabs and seeing all the goon sessions i had planned up and never got around to