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the father of digimon is gonna be at a furry convention everything in my life suddenly makes sense 😭

whenever i have to talk on a zoom call i turn into this guy 😖

i told @duncanroo.bsky.social we’d spend his whole birthday together… but he won’t mind if i hit snooze a few times. happy birthday, boss!

someone got this cute pic of me at #folsom

“hey i noticed you accidentally tapped that email notification from your boss then immediately went to that idle game you play a shocking amount of, i’m just gonna go ahead and put it back in your notifications” make the ai do that and i’ll consider

farewell new orleans! you were the perfect place to abandon a ghost

Boogs 'N Beans is now available! It was created for the 2025 PixelCRAM game jam, hosted by Clickteam! It's an arcade-inspired maze-action game where you try to fill the board with sprouts before the boogs eat them all. I hope you'll give it a try! #MadeWithFusion bauske.itch.io/boogs-n-bean...

I’M IN NOLA! I TOLD MY FAMILY TOO MANY REAL THINGS THIS TRIP

just woke up from a sex dream bout a friend and his boyfriend 🥵

update: my mom got drunk and is cockblocking me 😭

at business summit with my bio dad. dad introduces me to one of his longtime colleagues colleague waits til dad leaves then says “never met a twink who wears a bear shirt”😉 i replied “it’s to lure them in”😘 then he opened his jacket to show off his belly😳

glrk :9 🟨: @scoot.fm

honestly rude that bluesky introduced a “i’m gonna goon to this later” button to posts but i can’t see who clicked it😾

i’ve never done auto erotic asphyxiation but i have edged myself to the drowning timer from sonic the hedgehog so i think i get it

no FUCKING way

*binds you in rubberbands*

Furry Migration was a ton of fun and Minneapolis is great but i have a few notes for the city: water pressure too high, my shirt is wet! build the next apartment building out of something other than brown bricks reclaim this river, Mississippi is so far away they won’t notice

"this is technically a two character commission but your character is so small i'll only charge half for him" - furry artist extremely generous and also validating?????

all i ever wanna do is talk about music i like, so please indulge me i promise i have taste

had a macrofurry artist call me “one of the OGs”

What flavor is your sona?

the sheer amount and variety of e621 tags i’ve jerked off to should qualify me for some sort of honorary degree

we should be thinking about 30+ furries in the same way as when you meet a dog that’s 10+ who still loves to play ball

for our pre #FurryMigration2025 adventure, fox and rat took me to the Mall of America. 🎢 we rode all the roller coasters but only took photos of oversized animal statues

for one single season in 2003 the Toronto Blue Jays logo got horny as hell and i’ve never gotten over it

Ahhh the ups and downs of life 💜

i just landed in Minnesota and this extra large mystery sport complex is the official restaurant/bar attached to my hotel. what in the regional quaintness is whirly ball????

hey @bengal0.tigr.dad did i make you proud dad

on repeat all day

i got to Room 46 in Blue Prince! i’m more confused than ever!

oh boy gonna get a new sibling (to smooch)

Kaa has a certain appreciation for muscled prey, I wonder why... Only possible by my supporters over at https://subscribestar.adult/haps

how im tryna be

alcohol that also makes you shrink so you just sound all squeaky and adorably pathetic when you’re projecting all your inner critic bullshit onto other people from the inside of an overturned pint glass

i finally updated my iphone and all my apps went goth. 💀

You like Huey Lewis and the News?

RFK rolls back health regulations and now we have all these returning diseases we got rid of over 30 years ago

...okay, hear me out.

"[T]his article is in revolt against the puritanical notions of pornography as a monolithic evil, a space of degeneration and moral rot." An anonymous contributor affirms the value of NSFW content in a world that's increasingly becoming more hostile to it: unwinnable.com/2025/08/11/t...

i am begging furries to stop engaging with fnaf drivel. stop buying it, stop playing it, stop watching OTHERS play it, stop drawing it. leave it alone. cawthon is a shitty person who donates money to ppl who want you dead. stop giving him your money and time bc you wanna fuck the robots.

mouse dentist who always insists on using the gas on his big cat patients so they don’t notice how frisky he gets when he’s straddling a tongue and polishing fangs

trying to use furtrack to figure out which raccoon fursuit with blue hair and a blue flannel shirt i talked to last night and apparently it was every single one of them

vanilla gooners got that

Meowtchi knows what day it is! happy #vore day you little tama treats

too many “secrets” i know you mean kinks tho

i don’t certify just anything!

ok i cleaned up my visualizer. here's the 25 most and least popular pokemon ranked by how many times they show up on e621

i don’t really make multiple OCs for myself but i have co-created worlds with friends. casts of people that only we know about. like a low stakes d&d campaign that’s gone on for a decade or more. sometimes i wanna get art of them but i also like that they’re a shared secret

i managed to irretrievably delete my boyfriend’s 229h baldurs gate 3 playthrough that was just about to fight the elder brain, so that was his motive, detective reading this next week