tomodachi life lets me roleplay findom by giving all my money to my island's bossy little puppy

See this is why you need to wear protection in the lab. Well at least @hashtagcat.bsky.social is enjoying their time stuck in geronimos ass and feet. I don’t think he’s getting unshrunk anytime soon though. #MicroMay #shrinking

QTP with the Pokémon that runs your account ⬇️

Pulling someones drivers licence out of there wallet, it transforming into dog adoption papers in your hands as they shrink down into your new pet puppy.

[2 of 2] The loser loses their size! ..and then ends up as a micro squeaky toy for the yote 😵‍💫💦 (It's almost like the fen threw the game on purpose 😤) 🐕: @kaiyoht.dog 🎨: @lewdocat.bsky.social

"You, handle a case? Try handlin' DIS." Just an average interaction between Sal and a micro 'lawyer' ~~~ My part of a trade with @bigandbowtied.bsky.social featuring their yeen Sal

Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney or Ghibli.

Cthulhu Rises from the Deep! Here we have the insanity-inducing sexiness of the Unknowable Fathom Lord! Guys, I got SO much enjoyment from working on this pudgy unit of an octopus god. Great Old One indeed! #nsfw

if you can make cute furries in tomodachi life please come over and draw me and my boyfriends i will suck your dick (or learn how to eat a pussy) the entire time

i am old and full of furry wisdom

me looking at other people's Tomodachi Life creations

at least one of you freaks is gonna be into this (it’s me i’m the freak)

Be extremely careful picking up vacant genie lamps. Rubbing a vacant lamp counts as a contractual agreement to take on the job. Art from: @trencalos.bsky.social

just learned that there are retirement homes specifically for the gays and i'm suddenly annoyed i'm only middle age

"Closer than the world would allow."

Following a feline theme… @ralkor.bsky.social & i were greeted by a massive sleepy kitten in the Hong Kong airport terminal after we left customs.

You still have a couple days left to get an eBook copy of Green Fairy for FREE! If you've not yet experienced the cozy horror of the Dangerous Spirits series, this is a great way to get started. pages.sofawolf.com/31F6b4

check out all these cute pics of me from LVFC! 🥰 📷 @flatfuck.bsky.social #FursuitFriday

I HAVE WORK TO DO YOU CAN'T JUST OCCUPY MY MIND YOU GODDAMN CAT

god damnit you guys march is over!!

Uh oh.

had an amazing time at LVFC! thank you to con staff and mavens for all their work and everyone who put on amazing meetups, parties, and events! more outdoor play space cons!!!!

nerds should eat jocks as a protein-packed snack

tho tbh they’d first have to stop collectively being the subbiest bottoms in the fandom 😏

nobody tell tall fursuiters how much power they possess. they could take over the fandom if they unionized

cat forgot to write an article and has to stay in the hotel room today 😩

now that Telegram is forcing AI into the app it would be a good time to cancel your premium (which honestly lowkey makes you look like someone who would also buy a check mark on twitter anyway)

happy trans day of visibility! 🏳️‍⚧️ i have family and friends who have transitioned and it warms my heart seeing the joy of being their authentic selves. imma keep fighting for that joy.

Another silly joke with my sona. He never learn but he doesn't care 😅

my boyfriends are out of town, but then who goes to the farmers market while i sleep in and makes brunch to entice me downstairs?

stop that this isn’t the daycare!!

Azure City cover reveal! The Dangerous Spirits series continues with Athos’s story. Arriving March 26 at @furryfiesta.org. Pre-Orders available now at @sofawolf.com! shop.sofawolf.com/product-page... 🎨 by @rukis.bsky.social 📚 by @kyellgold.com #FurryLit #BookSky #Furry

A thing I made for (micro) March! 🐾 underpa.ws ( I reset the counter back to zero because people were botting it like crazy while I was working on it 😆 )

this movie is like 90% #vore it’s both a major plot point and a running gag that gets used a lot Hoppers shoves it down your throat

fake arguments in your head is your brain’s way of trying to say “dude i am SO ready to fight for you, lemme show you—danger room run “dinner party gang up” scenario!”

getting called unc is kinda hot actually i’m gonna cop it and use it for daddies that don’t know they’re daddies yet

Just Thunder chilling in the HPU sauna. ♨️🐘✨ What's that? You swore @mellowcream.bsky.social was in the sauna before the big pant walked in? Must've been your imagination~ ~~~ Audio done by the lovely @dubswb.bsky.social Thunder voiced by the flattened Mellow ✨

me: i actually get horny for you a lot i just don’t message you every time friend: you should. every time.

trying to pitch anything as a journalist these days is rough

Litten twink

Meowwwwww

Eleventh Macro March doodle, this time with @vulpespawpad.bsky.social ! Spoiler: I would dare and did

im this high🏢🐆🏠

My BIG #MacroMarch drop is finally here! I made a book of my favorite thing: huge, looming DILFs putting tinies in Situations. 15 fully colored giant dad images (NSFW included), never before seen and exclusive to this collection. Volume 1 is available now! www.patreon.com/posts/giant-...

wall calendar knows what month it is 🐈 🌉 #macromarch

i’ve nearly caught enough Pokémon to die happy these next few oughta do it for sure

UPDATE: 😏👉👌 please don’t tell my dad

𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙎𝙥𝙤𝙩𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 Theme Doodle for Ryan! ❤️

if you’re sarcastically referring to a GoH being harassed and doxxed and a furry con caving to threats as “the discourse” then you’re showing yourself to be incapable of standing up for your community. you’re officially part of the problem.

If you're a member of the furry fandom who uses your platform to incite bullying and harassment towards other furries who have innocuous kinks and lifestyles- Leave the fandom. Get out. You're a fascistic puritan and your presence in the fandom harms the rest of us. Be toxic elsewhere. Leave.