in 2004 i briefly went blind from stress migraines and threw up during my AP calculus test so they sent me to the counselor. he said he really liked my movie reviews in the school paper and noticed i had a bunch of gaming magazines in my backpack and said i should do what makes me happy

important #vore opinion

treasure trails the size of hiking trails 😤 #sizesky

look at this gorgeous himbo

just got three vials of blood drawn now i’m

the David Byrne concert was every bit as quirky and fun as i hoped. it’s every artsy kid’s fantasy about performing at their school talent show but real and huge and dorky and cool as fuck

god bless park rangers for keeping my uniform and authority kink alive 🙏

I had a funny idea for a comic in bed last night, and I had to draw it. I’m the pocket husband.

Member when Sonic whoopsie’d someone out of existence?

Cash the Pockymon! Reckon he will get sponsored by them? (last minute Happy Pocky Day)

i was gonna learn Spanish but then i got high downloaded all those apps and ish but then i got high now no entiendo and i know why (por que) because i got high because i got high because i got high

does someone want to explain to @variety.com what "they not like us" means? this might be the whitest thing ever written💀

i love other people’s scents but i have to ease into it. i can’t just huff you at your 10 i need to get a whiff of you at your 4 so i can appreciate you without getting overwhelmed

THE STRUGGLE

anyone need anything off adobe stock? i have 15 credits left over from a work project. i'll happily download a dozen vector images of cats but figured i'd ask y'all

Post your dream ride

It's #GodzillaDay apparently. HB Godzilla is Best Godzilla. Fight me. 🎨: @phraggle.bsky.social

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every Predator movie is like “this is the most badass warrior in the entire galaxy and his only weakness is a big man with a gun or a teenage girl or an old lady or this average joe or…”

Don't mind me, just playing with my mouse tattoo before getting dressed~ Looks pretty cute, dontcha think?~ Art by @thatpuggy.bsky.social ! #comm #comms

miss you bud

lemme be your soda can for scale getting constantly pushed and knocked over by your endless growth

I’m answering the “why” #weretober Day 29 - Colossal Rat

If you come across this post, post your sona NOT smiling.

this was such a fun one shot to do and my first combat heavy d&d experience.

My cat

i’ll take a spicy one

nothing can stop me now

Commission for 75ChaosFlare! WHATEVER the hell happened here... it's probably Gyro Gearloose's fault.

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the father of digimon is gonna be at a furry convention everything in my life suddenly makes sense 😭

whenever i have to talk on a zoom call i turn into this guy 😖

i told @duncanroo.bsky.social we’d spend his whole birthday together… but he won’t mind if i hit snooze a few times. happy birthday, boss!

someone got this cute pic of me at #folsom

“hey i noticed you accidentally tapped that email notification from your boss then immediately went to that idle game you play a shocking amount of, i’m just gonna go ahead and put it back in your notifications” make the ai do that and i’ll consider

farewell new orleans! you were the perfect place to abandon a ghost

Boogs 'N Beans is now available! It was created for the 2025 PixelCRAM game jam, hosted by Clickteam! It's an arcade-inspired maze-action game where you try to fill the board with sprouts before the boogs eat them all. I hope you'll give it a try! #MadeWithFusion bauske.itch.io/boogs-n-bean...

I’M IN NOLA! I TOLD MY FAMILY TOO MANY REAL THINGS THIS TRIP

just woke up from a sex dream bout a friend and his boyfriend 🥵

update: my mom got drunk and is cockblocking me 😭

at business summit with my bio dad. dad introduces me to one of his longtime colleagues colleague waits til dad leaves then says “never met a twink who wears a bear shirt”😉 i replied “it’s to lure them in”😘 then he opened his jacket to show off his belly😳

glrk :9 🟨: @scoot.fm

honestly rude that bluesky introduced a “i’m gonna goon to this later” button to posts but i can’t see who clicked it😾

i’ve never done auto erotic asphyxiation but i have edged myself to the drowning timer from sonic the hedgehog so i think i get it

no FUCKING way

*binds you in rubberbands*

Furry Migration was a ton of fun and Minneapolis is great but i have a few notes for the city: water pressure too high, my shirt is wet! build the next apartment building out of something other than brown bricks reclaim this river, Mississippi is so far away they won’t notice

"this is technically a two character commission but your character is so small i'll only charge half for him" - furry artist extremely generous and also validating?????

all i ever wanna do is talk about music i like, so please indulge me i promise i have taste