i’m running a free testicular cancer check at the con yes it is normal to do the check with my tongue false negatives are common so get checked daily

trying to make more friends? ask your local slut. they know a ton of people, they're good at matching wavelengths, and they've already found the red flags in the community

i've stayed at all three of these places during FC and they're still very convenient. we don't have to give marriott any business actually

i’m running a free testicular cancer check at the con yes it is normal to do the check with my tongue false negatives are common so get checked daily

Not to kinkshame, but some of y'all need to unplug from news and politics for a day or two every now and then and try to enjoy your friends, family, and community.

Me examining a new follower 🎨 @coffinpaws.bsky.social

panthers are ram food🫣

the only job i was ever good at

WANTED: body doubling partner who is a stern hirsute daddy type that just chimes in whenever i get distracted with "i don't hear typing... don't make me come up there, boy!"

my manager sends me emails asking me to email other people in the company. like what. you're in gmail right now. you're typing out what you want to ask them RIGHT NOW

To everyone loving Heated Rivalry, let me introduce you to @kyellgold.com's OG gay sports romance: an American-football-playing tiger and his on-again/off-again activist fox boyfriend. Two steamy, competitive alpha males who know exactly how good make-up sex can be. 🐯🦊🏈🔥 #Furry #FurryLit #BookSky

early hashtag lore! in the early 90s coca-cola released these weirdly horny monster football player trading cards. the panthers and jaguars were brand new teams so they just had cartoon werecat logos but those were my favorite and i've rooted for both teams ever since

whatcha doing wayyyy down there? #fursuitfriday

building a lego set scratches a sizeplay itch for me. like i'm gulliver helping the lilliputians build their castle or pirate ship or ninjago spinjutzu battle mech

guess who’s on the naughty list? #fursuit

Secret Santa gift for @bluecoffeedog.bsky.social!!! 🎉🎄🎉

when you finally figure out what these pillows are for you’re officially old

just saw identical twin middle aged nerd daddies in jogging shorts at the Peet’s coffee 😳 it’s a Christmas miracle

scrolling back through my browser tabs and seeing all the goon sessions i had planned up and never got around to

the silly little Disney kart racing game i play has a speedrun competition for the Zootopia update. so whose gonna teach me how to record a speedrun?👀

welp Silver gave me another kink again. where the buff rubber dogs at?😈

i'd love to see a working salon at a con. there's a lot of lion furries out there that could use some layering and feathering. help them achieve their dream manes!

i have to listen to hype up music to get out of bed in the morning (thanks #ADHD!) today it’s AWOLNATION youtu.be/GxNoy8DbQD0?...

i’m finally playing God of War Ragnarok and this game is constantly low key horny. like right the plot is: “all your family’s souls are trapped in these marbles, now let’s sneak through my giant grandma’s house” i think i’m a major weirdo👀

Apple is sending me sports updates from a decade ago 🙃

get eaten by your father at the christmas party

After seeing a headline like that, I had to make my own Henry 🐊

what this? gimme it couple #FursuitFriday pics from MFF

dreamt i detangled a big black dog’s fur with my favorite comb and he loved it

Someone is going to be in so much trouble...

i had an amazing time at MFF! i bullied many nerds. 😈 then some of them got revenge. 🫣

gonna figure out how to get to the multiverse where neopets fursuits are more popular than pokemon

Platform 8, MFF Tunnel Edition

lynxes are the worst cats but every reason i hate them (ears too pointy, cheeks too fluffy, legs too short, NUB TAIL) all combine to make them totally iconic so i love them

10/10 take. No notes.

me and bigby rolling up to the bullying meetup

if you see this cat at #mff give him some of whatever you’re smoking

Mars knocked this out of the park! i don’t think my fox needs all that height…😈 #sizetheft

coming in late but happy #OttselDay! here’s a fun throwback badge by @vermyfox.bsky.social from when i was a super cool video game woozle (still am if you’re horny for it)

getting shrunk at a party but instead of helping you when your friends find you they just pass you around and play with you because you make funny noises the close friend to pawtoy pipeline ;///;

the computer knows i'm horny for my friends

find me at MFF!

Fortnite what the hell

in 2004 i briefly went blind from stress migraines and threw up during my AP calculus test so they sent me to the counselor. he said he really liked my movie reviews in the school paper and noticed i had a bunch of gaming magazines in my backpack and said i should do what makes me happy

important #vore opinion

treasure trails the size of hiking trails 😤 #sizesky

look at this gorgeous himbo

just got three vials of blood drawn now i’m

the David Byrne concert was every bit as quirky and fun as i hoped. it’s every artsy kid’s fantasy about performing at their school talent show but real and huge and dorky and cool as fuck

god bless park rangers for keeping my uniform and authority kink alive 🙏