Skylar Gisondo biblically accurate Jimmy Olson

In the voice of my mother whose knowledge of DC comics is Super Friends (1980) and Justice League of America (1967) “I just don’t know why they keep plagiarizing all of these superheroes.”

Dont go see Superman with people who don’t care about the human condition

Anders and Justice Eddie and Venom au where they have weird gay sex

I posted my first fic chapter :) it’s a fc5 fic and I know almost all of my Mutuals on here are dragon age but I’m very proud of it so it’s going everywhere archiveofourown.org/works/661755...

Sister wanted to go to karaoke night and then made me do a rumplemintz shot. Evil cruel woman. Mouthwash ass liquor.

V.E Schwab’s Bury Our Bones is very good. It’s VERY good. Really good scenes of women loving and appreciating women.

yeah

*fantasg section of Barnes and noble voice* do you want to read Sarah J Maas? Do you want to read the Witcher? Do you want to read Brandon Sanderson? Oh my god yoh want to read Brandon sanderson

Birthday outfit :) technically my birthday is tomorrow but I have to work so. Fun stuff today

Our paranoid faction leader

WATCHED SINNERS. FINALLY.

CLEAN BEDROOM <3 don’t look under my couch.

Biblically accurate Banjo

(ФωФ)

*Taps the sign*

Brandon mull is the middle grade/YA Brandon Sanderson.

Starting a new acnl save and had this screen while hearing “don’t go there cause you’ll never return” while listening to The Adults Are Talking and it gave me the WEIRDEST feeling

This wasn't even hard to find! Rep Issac Schultz hates his neighbor.

What do you even know about Shauna Dean Cokeland?

i owe @hellsreluctantheir.bsky.social my life bc they got me these INSANE screenshots of jasper and lucanis AND MANY MORE they’re a fucking photo mode wizard idk how they do it but i am in awe of their power

Youre the embodiment of justice. Your friend, who is Threatened With Lobotomies Because He Was Born Wrong, and you join bodies but he lives in the Threaten Kids With Soul Lobotomies Because They Were Born Wrong land and you get to see how the world treats him specifically

It’s my last day at the garden center and I’m kind of really sad about it, I mean it was definitely time for me to leave but it’s a very fun place to work :(

I’m Ngl the henbane region of fc5 is scarier than any horror game I’ve played

DAI has so many issues as a game, as a DA game but you know what? It gave me Medea

gripping u firmly by the shoulders. you gotta make ocs.

sheryl chee said i could do whatever i want with dragon age

It bloomed on the rainiest day of the year 😭

The Leandra and Malcom to Hawke and Anders parallel makes me sick to my stomach

I thrifted this shirt like a year ago and never had anything to wear it with until now and it is sooooo fun.

A shotgun and a pink lemonade cart wouldn’t fix the problems in Thedas but it would make Cams job a lot easier

Next to normal walked so dear Evan hansen could trip over itself and fall down the stairs

Jumping up and down and pointing at my mutuals when I see them in random comment sections on TikTok

"you don't owe other people anything!!" ok the flipside of that is that they don't owe you anything either and frankly that sounds like a terrible way to live

The west end cast of next to normal might actually get me to watch next to normal

Jesus Christ. Just mix the ingredients up and…boom, Justice and I are free.

Finished the cyberpunk prologue. I miss Jackie :(

"I will die your daughter" while thinking about Viago and Rook is not for the weak btw.

I started cyberpunk and was thrown off by the dick jiggle physics

(Look I drew something for the first time in months) Zev doesn’t have to lift a finger with my warden around 😘 #dragonage #zevranarainai #dragonageorigins

Get this woman a camel crush and a hot bath. I love making paper dolls of my ocs with this Picrew and sticking them in places.

man i miss my fat scarred up one eyed husband iron bull

I want to post some of my writing but I am so nervous like in my bones fhat I am misrepresenting canon characters and like. I know it’s a silly worry but there is nothing worse than the fear that you’re going to fuck up beloved character 😭

Cannibal anders and blood mage Emil would fuck Kirkwall up sooo bad

Hot take: I think Anders should have been MORE of a cannibal, actually, just as a little treat. Mans has a stressful job! Let him have a little nibble from time to time.

OH AND WHILE I’M ON A DA LORE TANGENT TODAY I very much am convinced the Devouring Storm is related to and/or even older than the Forgotten Ones, because Anaris yells when you kill him during Bellara’s quest “can’t go back, have to escape the eye” (and he mentioned “eye of the storm” earlier in the

IF I SEE THIS SHIT ONE MORE TIME