woodhouse should join a union

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty] OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food] OSIRIS: you already ate ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad] OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

disliking my own posts just to feel something

halloween is the best holiday because it’s the one that’s the most community focused. also because it’s the horniest

werewolves of lundgren

you're telling me a happy hallowed this een

doing some introspection

just saw the phrase 'live skeeting' and now i must retire to my bedchamber to convalesce

Lawful good: 55 minute meeting ending 5 mins before the hour Chaotic good: 55 minute meeting beginning 5 mins after the hour Lawful evil: 60 minute meeting Chaotic evil: 90 minute meeting

each day on this planet is worse than the last

turbo scrolling the feed

is that good

good morning fellow abominations

logging on

*coughing blood* heeeeeyyy girl

good morning b team

logging on

getting a tattoo of the console command that makes lydia an essential NPC so i don't have to look it up

all my bad posts are retroactively off the record

stopping by the graveyard you need anything

good morning to selene goddess of the moon and her only

welcmoe to blusky they are called skeets i'm sorry

john lee hooker seeing a labubu: laboomboomboomboom

unblocking someone so i can mute them first then block them again for good measure

hello welcome to my web site i am only here some times

good morning night witches

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

hello we are all 38 here

can i interest you in some micro plastics in this difficult time

shitposting, the noblest of occupations

good morning skeleton army

Thinking about viscachas again

we need a disney princess with unsettling psychic powers

timeline: hey you wanna like this thing it was posted zero seconds ago me: what no that's too soon tl: ok cool you will never see it again die lonely

vampire: the dance parade

lost! in the corn maze

vampire: the math brigade

can't sleep big moon

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saw a picture of the moon

pirate captain encouraging the cannon on that one side to keep firing: carry on my starboard gun

It's a clown connected device. Just upload it to the clown

can i interest you in some terrible opinions i have both ill-considered and half-baked

wanted to show disapproval but all the emojis sucked so i had to type out >:(

mastodon more like mastodon't

too many apples. baking pies far beyond the limits of structural integrity