ok i am ready to start 2026

this is probably a normal sigil i don't think it's cursed

mephistopheles dark prince of smoldering embers is typing ...

losing 1hp every time I receive a work email

good night butterflies

drank too much coffee and ascended

may it light the way inshallah

bajadict cumberblast i'm sorry

press x to brood

that's too many yikes i just want one yike

sorry to sincere post but i would like to devour the sun

i'm luminous bro. hella radiant dawg

wait whose petard am i hoisted upon

pirate bar called thar be flagons

warning: shitty decisions ahead

me to the cornstalk: are you a crop. if you're a crop you have to tell me

eating my twelfth cookie: these are so good I could eat ten of them

hello yes i would like some whimsy with my malice please

insightful (derogatory)

reminder to give yourself: - plenty of vitamin L - hydraulic fluid - cyberarm - oath of vengeance - a little fire as a treat

happy birthday to the month of may

blue elf needs garlic

people 100 years from now voice: one super nacho turbo peanut would have killed a bluesky poster

friday walkthru friday guide no hit friday true form phase 2 reddit

devil's nap devil's nap

hercules gf heracles bf

mermaid got caught in the tank filter now i have to get the pool skimmer :/

halberd bf bardiche gf

this is my emotional support 31 minutes of inventory management

i will do it. i will be the new james bond

happy friday bestie we made it

i've learned so much here that i like to think of it as blue sky dot edu

gotta be honest it's been a pretty good time for moon stuff

just wanted to thank everyone for being chill

my body is a machine that turns lemonade back into lemons, confusingly

i hope those astronauts told the moon how much we love her

they should give levar burton a gundam

we need a disney princess who is an alcoholic private eye

brb self-medicating with my own adrenaline

please be the moon

timeline undefeated

i bet the moon looks even better when you're up there right next to it

just saw the moon it was real good

if you know the difference between a halberd and a bardiche you are a nerd and also do you want to be friends

im built like this if you even care

clean sweep for hamnet, i mumble to myself. a collection of words never before assembled and destined to never come to pass

climbing inside my tetrahedron to post

almost did a bad post but i course corrected and frankly this one is a banger