spaghetti night, literally anyone is invited

9 years ago, i realized i wanted to be a clinical psychologist, and thought i could never get into a PhD program. today is my first day as faculty at stanford. i have a lot of online trainings to do, wish me luck 🫡

this is not a heidegger household, this is a hegel home

fun chess fact: elo isn’t an acronym, it was named after its creator electric light orchestra

I started the chessfeels podcast from Episode 1 in mid-October and I'm slowing catching up to the present day. But now I don't use Twitter and I can't comment on their years-old posts about past episodes anyway this one with John Bartholomew is great. recommend share.transistor.fm/s/6eeef06a

marry me ding liren

Whenever recommendation forms ask me to rate an applicant on "self-awareness" I always say "did not observe" on account of being unable to observe other's mental states. Sorry, MIT, even though you've given me a Likert scale, I simply can't tell you if this applicant has higher-order consciousness!

jfc how do i have any friends

my favorite part of jacques lacan is when he was like “subjects…are not objects” and everyone started clapping and crying and throwing up

me in academia: i am a PhD candidate, a published RESEARCHER, university EDUCATOR, valued SCHOLAR me in a store: i am a STUDENT with a STUDENT id you have a STUDENT discount yes?

when people follow me on twitter now it’s like sure yeah welcome aboard my ship! it’s rapidly sinking sorry about that part

Honestly I think it’s really cute when Americans wish me a happy thanksgiving. Like thanks baby you too enjoy your marshmallow with broccoli or whatever the fuck

i am gonna deadname twitter until my last dying breath though

how it feels when everyone openly doubts and negs you for a year and then you win the first game of the world chess championship with the black pieces playing the french

ding in 8

as the chess world championship begins, remember: what you say about ding liren reveals a lot about your character

pretty sure i just saw the mountain goats on here saying that instead of a “like” button it should be a “good girl” button. this place is bananas…i do kind of want a “good girl” button though

post a single photograph that conveys everything your new followers need to know about you

i love echo chambers, reverb chambers, tape echo, tape delay, delay pedals, loopers, convolution reverbs, tape loops, slapback, etc

once saw a tweet that was like “early bird gets the worm! but the late bird gets the other worm. there’s worms everywhere.” and that’s actually so beautiful. i want to live an unhurried life, there are worms everywhere 🪱

dialectically disappointed and relieved to find that žižek’s audiobooks are not read by žižek

I'm only posting because I miss when @fide.bsky.social and I would bullshit online together

seriously if one more video of the haka being performed in new zealand’s parliament comes across my feed i will absolutely watch it again

trying to get a good bluesky algorithm like books books books books books books books books books books books books books books books books books books books books books books books books novels books books books books books books books books books books not nonfiction books books books books books

thank god joe biden isn’t alive to see this

twitter was starting to give 1. f4 loser energy ngl

chess

to all my new followers i just want to say welcome, everyone loves me on chess twitter (no need to check), and you are not going to regret this

Funniest thing about chess bsky is Julia and JJ have the handles “fide” and “chesscom”

think im ganna call it “doin a blue”