What’s your deranged, like it will absolutely never happen, but boy oh boy do you want it, dream music collab? Mine is Carly Rae Jepsen and Rina Sawayama

When y’all came out to your parents did they say something like “No you’re not. Who told you this?” Because mine did and every now and then it pops into my head for how ridiculous it was.

I want to play Pokemon DnD with my friends, but we’ve become so reliant on the convenience of DnD beyond so I’m gonna try to make my own little app that can easily make character/pokemon sheets for the modified rules and I’m really excited to have a pet coding project again 🥰

I am hanging out with some friends in person for the first time in a while and I can feel my brain actively struggling to socialize. I need to not let myself get this point again where socializing is hard 😵‍💫

I don’t know if I’ve just gotten aggressive with it or what but in the last few months I’ve had both my belt and my button on my pants break when going to take a piss. Like what am I suddenly doing wrong that I wasn’t before lol

Saw a nude that for a full 5 seconds I thought was my own before I realized it was a different person. Do I reach out? Like “hey twin!” 🤣

Just realized that there were hundreds of millions of years where dinosaurs existed and fruits didn’t yet. It makes me sad they never got to eat a sweet fruit. They would have loved it

I want to be back in school :(

Every big streamer would have made a great court jester back in the day

I found a furry account the other day that I thought might be oomf. I spent like 3 hours connecting the dots, and came to the conclusion that yes it’s the same person just for them to post today and confirm it directly. Now I’ll never get those hours back 😅

I want to get a septum piercing so bad but I am so worried about how others particularly potential future employers will perceive it. Someone tell me I’m dumb and overthinking it please

Can’t see the mountains from Denver today because the air from the wildfire smoke is so bad

Got to work after taking some time off and I left my mouse at home 🙃

I will never not read USMNT as United States Mutant Ninja Turtles

Power went out just as I started to show my parents a show :(

I haven’t flirted with someone in so long now and I know I’m just getting worse at it

For all y’all in the heatwave have you considered waving back to it? Maybe it would leave you alone then

I’ve been mostly offline for the past couple days more or less and apparently I missed a schism in the Catholic Church?!?!?

Me anytime someone shows the slightest bit of romantic interest in me:

If you're a gay man, and you look at people who identify as queer, NB or trans, and you don't understand that their struggles are our struggles, then you're useless to any progressive moment. The arguments from this prim prisspot were bad when they were popular in the mid-'90s and they're worse now.

I have got to start taking the days when the court’s decisions come out off of work. I get too upset to get anything done

Running for president, or really any federal office, without a plan to deal with this out of control institution is pointless. You might as well play pretend

I love looking through someone’s likes on here and it’s like: Very smart insightful post Humorous political post Community activism post Intense full throttle furry porn Literary review of a book

Grab yet snacks and put on her seatbelts cause the Trans Rig is starting NOW on twitch.tv/drawfeeshow Also, if you'd like to donate to the Trans LifeLine, here is the link: tilt.fyi/wuIvsyB08g

The six months in jail or in jail until your mom beats Elden Ring thing is so cool. I know my mom would struggle in the beginning just with the controls but she would lock in and get me out in a few days

People who use projectors instead of tvs in your house do they not look so desaturated? I’ve never seen one in person but a streamer I like uses a projector and anytime I see it on her wall it looks so desaturated

They really are the blueprint for two queens coming together to maximize their joint slay

Found a YouTuber who I’ve really been enjoying only to learn they passed away three months ago 😢

To the tune of gimme more: Gimmi, gimmighoul Gimmighoul Gimmi, gimmighoul

I think it’s time for me to get more aggressive about the future I want for myself

This gay diva on the Pokemon North America championship stream shouting out his husband. You love to see it!

Working from home today and the North American Pokemon championships are streaming on YouTube. It’s gonna be a good day

The Final Fantasy X version of Real Emotion not being on streaming is where we went wrong as a society

Just know if you tell me your favorite pokemon I will hold and cherish that information like how you hold a lover’s smile in your mind. It makes me feel like I get a glimpse into you and it makes it feel like a warm and inviting place. I know this is silly it’s just pokemon but it just does

Just finished Ted Lasso. What a great show I can’t believe it had me crying about a poster multiple times 🥰

What my coworkers get to see in every meeting

Omg getting called into a meeting with customers as subject matter expert for the first time. I’m excited and a tad bit nervous

I love listening to podcasts at the office because I’m sitting here holding in my laughter about to burst at the seems in a dead silent office

From the creators of Untitled Goose Game comes Big Walk, a co-op multiplayer adventure where teamwork and communication are key. Get lost together, stay connected, and maybe cause a little mischief along the way. Coming to Nintendo Switch 2 on Aug 4. #NintendoDirect

I am very excited to play Big Walk

This is probably a dumb question but when people remake a game how do they go about that? Like do they go back to the source code and recreate that in a modern engine? Or is it a bit of that and a bit of other stuff entirely? I just don’t know where you would start with a project like that

Got an extremely overdue haircut

🚨 ICON ALERT 🚨

Every now and then when I open Spotify it asks me to join the jam of what I assume is one of my neighbors and I want to do it so bad because from her profile pic she looks cool but I don’t wanna be a weirdo

I’m watching Ted Lasso and Hannah Waddingham should be the new Bond

Was watching a police chase and the news anchor said “this guy knows his way around the PRNDL” and I just burst out laughing

Not to be all “I was born in the wrong era” but a part of me wishes I could have experienced part of my adulthood without a smartphone or cellphone

Ik ik I won't shut up about Mina please don't let this GOTY contender fly by. We say how much we love and support indies, how we hate the greed of AAA publishers, and how we want games that respect our time and money - this is one of those special games. ☺️ www.nintendo.com/en-ca/store/...

City pop will save me